Curto
"I waited for someone to knock on my door. Ten years went by, so I moved."

Male
56 years old
Chosengrail, New York
United States



Last Login: 5/11/2008
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    Curto's Interests
GeneralRobbing the bank across the street...Robbing the Catholic church down the street...Buying a small town in Mexico and becoming DON CURTO...
Music I came out of the musical closet on my fifty-fifth birthday, July 6th 2006, sixteen years after my last paying gig. I performed an all original two hour set at the Downtown Cafe in Kingston ,NY. ( There are currently 52 pieces that I perform---every one stolen from my dark, blue, time bomb life)
Movies I like movies,however,I'm very selective. For instance, I perfer porn produced before 1990, and few comedies since "Dumb&Dumber" unless it is a John Waters or Monty Python film.....Pulp Fiction and Papillon(1973)are a couple of my all time favorites...
Television My home has been TV reception free since July 1997. It was my birthday present to me.
Books I just finished "Green Eggs and Ham" and starting the latest version of the Mcnally Road Atlas...I also own the complete collections of Gary Larson...
HeroesNo thank-you. Too much bread and cheep cuts of meat.

     Curto's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Planet Earth
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:Lackey (Hospitality) & Dreamer (Singer/Songwriter)

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The White House
Washington DC, District of Columbia US
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Food&Beverage

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About me:
Hello,my name is Tony Curto..er..no it's not,but it is the name that I use. Years ago a girlfriend of six months saw a piece of mail addressed to me and informed me that I was in possession of someone elses mail. Until then it had never occured to me that Tony Curto was more who I was than the guy with the social security number...... Hello,I'm the guy with the birth certificate. Curto's vocals are adequateat at best. He can't play the guitar and he knows less about the harmonica. Forget about reading or writing music...but I have to say that I do like his style and so I keep Tony in cereal and guitar picks.
Who I'd like to meet:
Lenard Choen... John Prine...Charles Mansons parents...any woman in Woodstock who has a bedroom with a view of the Catskills...Bob Dylans doctor...someone who really understands and enjoys hopeless, despairing, dead babies on the side of the road lyrics...Charles Bukowski...Paula Poundstone...Gina Davis...the person keeping me in cereal and guitar pics...Kathleen Turner...Woody Allen...Attila the Huns wife(The tough guy died on his wedding night)...somebody who doesn't consider themselves some kind of an artist...

   Curto's Friend Space (Top 19)
Curto has 73 friends.
 jenclaire 


 DAVID 


 Gale Trippsmith 


 Kirk Adams 


 KOS 


 Jeff 


 Carissa 


 alice 


 AL 


 Andrea 


 Lord Carrett, Comedian 


 I3/-\I) I<!/V\ 


 Doug 


 Suel 


 Rob 


 king of kings 


 rockgurrl 


 Johnny Unstoppable 


 Wavy Davy 





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Independent Artists Collaborative (IAC)





Apr 13 2008 6:53 PM

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Independent Artists Collaborative (IAC)





Apr 12 2008 10:15 AM

Hey there!
THANKS for the interest! We actually are thinking about changing class to Thursady night. I will let you know probably Mon. We would love to have you join us. We are not just an acting class we are a really busy Production Company and many of our students have booked work from being seen by professionals in class! We are all about networking and supporting artists!
CHEERS to making movies!!!
www. IAC411. com
king of kings





Apr 1 2008 5:06 AM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Chris Krause





Mar 30 2008 5:16 PM

Hey Tony, someday you'll have to give me some history on Spot and China. Inquisitive minds need to know.....
I3/-\I) I<!/V\





Mar 15 2008 10:40 AM

Haven't gotten that far into the world of swine... it is on my list though.
Jeff





Mar 15 2008 7:35 AM

Is that what your life has become old man?
Jeff





Feb 28 2008 7:28 PM

Hey tony whats up?
rockgurrl





Feb 26 2008 9:03 AM

Nice eclipse photos, Hon. Didn't see you out there looking.
Tiger Piss is playing at Cabs TONIGHT!





Feb 14 2008 2:39 PM

This Friday night, February 15th

A night of rock and roll mayhem will take place at SNUG HARBOR!!

Featuring:

Tiger Piss
Cock Wrangler
De Luxe (CA)
Ben Karis-Nix (NYC)

It's our last show before leaving for 5 week tour....come send us off right!!

10pm
DAVID





Feb 10 2008 6:56 AM

go with the black with sheen won't clash with the rest of the outfit."first impression is everything" Make sure to polish them boots!and iron those boxers!A scarf might be a nice touch
AL





Jan 8 2008 6:38 AM

I miss you master Tony! I'm going to get you that toilet you've always wanted.
Suel





Dec 13 2007 7:33 PM

Will check out the site- thanks!! Any luck with Fiona???
Happy Holidays!

Suel
king of kings





Dec 12 2007 5:14 PM

im sorry tony.there was some problem.i dont sand out anything to anybody unless you have tits as big as a bowling balls.not a problem you have.sorry again
KOS





Dec 11 2007 12:35 PM

Sorry to here about your denied frienship with Fiona Apple. Dont worry shes a bitch anyway, you should check out Regina Spektor!! Now shes amazing!!
Gale Trippsmith





Dec 11 2007 7:21 AM

Whtzup Tony C? Hope you are having a lovely Holiday Season up there! It's still warm down here... Nice, but not the least bit Christmassy.
salix_thirteen





Dec 3 2007 10:15 PM

thanks for the add, Tony!

I'm playing at the Rosendale Cafe tomorrow night (Tues), if you feel like heading out on the the town...

I'll be sharing the stage with a bunch of great folks :)
-e-
Johnny Unstoppable





Nov 20 2007 5:30 AM

And it just so happens we've got all these nylons and chocolate left over from our last gig :) We've got our openers set so far but I'll be in touch as we get more gigs.

long live Curto.
Will Sparrow





Nov 14 2007 3:51 AM

"Don" Curto - You have a fantastic sense of humor! It's great to have you aboard! So far, you are the only person that has noticed or appreciated the silliness of my friend list "bottom" line! Thanks for joining!

Will Sparrow
Aree





Nov 13 2007 8:43 AM

Thanks Curto! Thats really sweet of you. How's life treating you these days, are you still in the area? I haven't seen you in forever. Love the pic you look like a rock star. Keep the dream alive! Talk to you soon.
Love A
Gale Trippsmith





Nov 8 2007 6:43 AM

How absolutely cool that you were able to stream that show all the way up there! Thanks for taking the time to do that. Despite the earliness of the hour, it was a pretty fun thing to do!
Kirk Adams





Nov 7 2007 8:21 PM

Hey Tony!

Thanks a million for tuning in and for the kind words...

Say hi to Spot and China!

Later my friend,
Kirk
king of kings





Oct 31 2007 6:36 AM

this is proof that you have completely lost your freaking mind.or you have come across something mind blowing,either way W.T.F.
Gale Trippsmith





Oct 16 2007 7:29 AM

I am now an official fan of the 'Spot and China Show'. They are just too cool. The fact that they refuse to 'go' outside is really quite charming.
rockgurrl





Oct 9 2007 9:47 PM

Good show, tonight, Tony!
Jeff





Oct 9 2007 6:05 AM

Hey good luck tonight. I am of course working, but if slow I will try to get out and come down.
Gale Trippsmith





Oct 8 2007 8:57 PM

Thanks Tony. 'Spot and China'? Got me on that one. .. But really glad you like the CD.
Rob





Oct 8 2007 8:23 AM

Spot & China are a coupla ungrateful bastards. Here's to their commeupance!
Kirk Adams





Oct 6 2007 8:08 AM

Fucking hell it's Tony Curto!!!!
Or, whoever you really are...
Great to see you here in cyber space.
You'll see a lot of familiar faces in my friends list. I hope you'll say hi to them. Let us know how you're doing...

Later on,
Kirk
Gale Trippsmith





Oct 6 2007 6:48 AM

Hey, you're here! Good to see you and your darkly funny self. Looking forward to hearing some music when you get around to it. Hope things are good in the northern wilds... :)
KOS





Oct 4 2007 10:42 AM

spot and china are bad asses! love it
Carissa





Oct 3 2007 8:13 PM

Loved the new hiking adventures!!! Can't wait to see the next installment!
Jeff





Oct 3 2007 7:32 PM

You have way too much time on your hands
Carissa





Sep 6 2007 6:38 PM

I miss you Curto!!! Your page is hysterical by the way!! MUAH!!!!
I3/-\I) I<!/V\





Aug 29 2007 10:39 AM

That's some adventure you guys all had...
Jeff





Aug 29 2007 5:40 AM

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