Felix
Felix Immensely capable, intelligent and loyal worker available for hire.

Male
29 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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    Felix's Interests
General
Every moment.

Quotes

"If you don't take a bite out of the rotten apples once in a while you tend to forget to apprieciate the really sweet and good ones!"

-My Angel on girls that are mean

"You can lead a timebomb to water but you can't make him chew off the whole ball of wax."

-Meg on cliches

"There are too many people on this planet to worry about."

-Alexis on the world's condition

"The fist is a language respected everywhere; but you can't punch your way into a woman's heart."

"If what they say is 'nothing is forever,' Then what makes Love the exception? "


"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, 'These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more.'"

-Stanley Spadowski on life

"I'm gettin' all puffy here."

-Jeff on intimidation

"I don't know why you want to spread more disease onto a once beautiful planet"

-Kevin on breeding

"Billions are the new millions."

-JW on money

"Knowledge is Power, power corrupts, corruption is illegal. STOP LEARNING BEFORE YOU WIND UP IN JAIL!"

-Samuel on knowledge

"I want a dick-monster fucking a real chick."

-JW on manga

"Dont just eat a hamburger, eat the Hell out of it."

-SubGenius quote

MusicThe TOOL
The Cure
The Used
The My Chemical Romance
The Mars Volta
The Bright Eyes
The Fairview
The Bloodhound Gang
The Tenacious D
The ][-][ ][ ][Y][
The Nerf Herder
The A Perfect Circle
The Coheed and The Cambria
And a bunch of others.

MoviesNatural Born Killers

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

A Bronx Tale

Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Be excellent to eachother.

The Beach

When you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.

Reality Bites

...please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.

The Butterfly Effect

I know who I am. I don't need a bunch of stuff to remind me.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!

The Rules of Attraction

If I can't make a girl cum, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter.

Donnie Darko

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

The Labyrinth

And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...

The Crow

Victims; aren't we all?

Stand By Me

...eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. That happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.

Fight Club

It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

The Goonies

Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.


Singles

My dad left home when I was eight. You know what he said to me? 'Have fun, stay single.' I was eight

The Doors

All the poems have wolves in them; all but one: She dances in a ring of fire and throws off the challenge with a shrug.
Benny and Joon

Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.
Television

The Office
My Name is Earl
FU5E
Malcolm In The Middle

BooksI Hope They Serve Beer in ..Hell..
Tucker Max

High Fidelity
Nick Hornby

Survivor
Chuck Palahniuk

Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator
Roald Dahl

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Roald Dahl

The Dirt
Motley Crue

Waiting Period
Hubert Selby Jr.

Sex, Drugs & Cocoa-Puffs
Chuck Klosterman

Company
Max Barry

A Million Little Pieces
James Frey

Perv - A Love Story
Jerry Stahl

The Rules of Attraction
Bret Easton Ellis

The Cosmic Trigger
Robert Antwon Wilson

Nothing in This Book is True, But It's Exactly How Things Are
Bob Frissell

The Long Walk
Slavomir Rawicz

Fugitives and Refugees: A Walk in Portland, Oregon
Chuck Palahniuk

Stranger than Fiction: True Stories
Chuck Palahniuk

Syrup
Maxx Barry

Fight Club
Chuck Palahniuk

A Wrinkle In Time
Madeleine L'Engle

Lullaby
Chuck Palahniuk
Heroes
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Groups: RaVeRs R UsRepublic Records Ground ForceSo Cal Rave ConnectionLovers of the Debauchery that is RaveLaser Tattoo Removal & Laser Tattoo EditingHatebook MuseumCoheed and CambriaA Few Among the Fence

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     Felix's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Safford, AZ
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Day-dreamer

   Felix's Schools
Santa Monica College
Santa Monica, CA
Graduated: N/A
 
Current Courses:

2006 to Present
The Art Institute Of Phoenix
Phoenix,Arizona
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Video Production
 

1998 to 2000
Art Institute Of Colorado
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Video Production
 

1998 to 2000
Safford High School
Safford, ARIZONA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1998

   Felix's Networking
Television - Production - Producer

Television - Art - Design

Television - Production - Director


   Felix's Companies
Cliff's Comics
Safford, AZ US
Assistant Manager

02 / 1994 - 10 / 1995
Wal*Mart
Safford, AZ US
Cashier / Door Greeter

1996 - 05 / 1998
Soundsations
Safford, AZ US
Guy

05 / 1998 - 10 / 1998
Kelly Services
Mesa, AZ US
Temp Worker

10 / 1998 - 1998
Higginbotham Associates
Tempe, AZ US
Interviewer

10 / 1998 - 12 / 1999
Golfland / Sunsplash
Mesa, AZ US
Cotton Candy Guy?
Cotton Candy Department of Revenue

2 days in 1999
Spencer Gifts
Mesa, AZ US
Assistant Manager

3 months in 1999
Kinko's Copies
Chandler, AZ US
Night Zombie
Brain Sucking Mind Fucking Department of Collating, Copying, Faxing and Surfing the Internet

12 / 1999 - 03 / 2000
Art's Landscaping
Flagstaff, AZ US
Mexican
Weed Pulling, Ground Hoing, Roto Tilling Unit

04 / 2000 - 07 / 2000
KZGL FM / KVNA AM
Flagstaff, AZ US
Board Operator

05 / 2000 - 07 / 2000
Twin Peaks Cabaret
Flagstaff, AZ US
DJ
Boner Control

07 / 2000 - 2001
Strategic Marketing
Flagstaff, AZ US
Production Guru

07 / 2000 - 12 / 2000
Overdrive Media
Flagstaff, AZ US
Production Guru

12 / 2000 - 03 / 2002
Sonny's Cabaret
Chandler , AZ US
DJ
Boner Control

04 / 2002 - 11 / 2002
Baby Doll's
Phoenix, AZ US
DJ
Boner Control

08 / 2002 - 12 / 2002
Unemployed, Higginbotham Again, Some Decal Company and a couple weeks at Afinitas
Chandler, AZ US
Fucking Loser

11 / 2002 - 07 / 2003
The Cabaret
Wilmington, CA US
DJ
Boner Control

08 / 2003 - Some hazy time in 2004
VIP Cabaret
North Hollywood, CA US
DJ
Boner Control

Summer 2004
Blue Zebra
Los Angeles, CA US
DJ
Boner Control

01 / 2005 - 02 / 2005
Pilgrim Films
Los Angeles, CA US
Production Assistant
Strip Search

02 / 2005 - 03 / 2005
Unemployed Again
Los Angeles, CA US
Fucking Loser
Nut Scratching Department

None
Pilgrim Films
Las Vegas, NV US
Production Assistant
The Ultimate Fighter Season: 2

05 / 2005 - 07 / 2005
Can't Tell You
Beverly Hills, CA US
Mexican

07 / 2005 - 09 / 2005
RDF Media
Encino, CA US
Production Assistant
Hair Pulling Nut Kicking Department of Lunatics and Buttfuckers

3 Days I can't Even Remember
FeLiXAriZonA
Earth, US


Dr. TATTOFF
Beverly Hills, Irvine, Encino, CA US
Operations Manager

Sept 13, 2005 - February 1, 2008
Lotto Gopher
West Hollywood, CA US
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January 2, 2007 - Present



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   Felix's Blurbs
About me:
I am only energy, occupying this form for a limited time in the great expanse of eternity. Every decision that everyone has ever made leading up to me has allowed me to exist. So I better not fuck this one up.



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The Wiltern LG - Los Angeles, CA: 10/16/2005
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio, CA: 4/30/2006
The Glass House - Pomona, CA: 8/12/2006
The Glass House - Pomona, CA: 8/13/2006
Vans Warped Tour - Carson, CA: 8/25/2007
SOMA - San Diego, CA: 11/10/2007
The Wiltern LG - Los Angeles, CA: 11/11/2007
Jimmy Kimmel Live Taping - Hollywood, CA: 3/5/2008
Viejas Concerts in the Park - Alpine, CA: 7/27/2008
Terminal 5 - New York, NY - 10/22/2008
Terminal 5 - New York, NY - 10/23/2008
Terminal 5 - New York, NY - 10/24/2008
Terminal 5 - New York, NY - 10/25/2008
Avalon - Los Angeles, CA - 11/5/2008
Avalon - Los Angeles, CA - 11/6/2008
Avalon - Los Angeles, CA - 11/7/2008
Avalon - Los Angeles, CA - 11/8/2008
The Forum - Los Angeles, CA - 3/07/2009
Who I'd like to meet:
I don't know yet. When I meet them, I'll let you know.

   Felix's Friend Space (Top 12)
Felix has 282 friends.
 ...music video? 


 J.W.S.mithwick 


 Jafa 


 Por No Estar 


 Ben 


 Airpbj 


 *GoGo Caitlin Cupcake* 


 elena 


 jennifer farmer 


 Jib Jowels 


 nicolas nicklebee 


 J Lugo Miller 





Felix's Friends Comments
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NO Cl0uds in My StOnes!

NO Cl0uds in My StOnes!



Nov 20 2009 7:09 PM

az? yea im flyin out wed. for thanksgiving comin back saturday how bout you?
NO Cl0uds in My StOnes!

NO Cl0uds in My StOnes!



Nov 18 2009 7:04 AM

hellooooooo felix! the road trip was siiiiick as fuck, didnt end up doin oregon, i chickened out 30 minutes over the border lol i was not feelin it. spent some time in san fran then humboldt...fell in love with that school omg it was amazing! how u doin? i drove past ur place 2nite was gonna stalk u, but i figured id better hold off lol lets hang soon man! still havent even gone in for my free massage yet i been busy but well find some time to have some darts action or somethin cool ;)
SinisterAlex///

SinisterAlex///



Oct 31 2009 10:14 PM

Happy Halloweenies!
Photobucket
jellybean!

jellybean!



Oct 21 2009 3:36 PM

hello! i liked your photo comment, it made me smile. thanks!
SinisterAlex///

SinisterAlex///



Oct 7 2009 10:03 PM

Photobucket

Show some support :)
NIGHTMARE AIR

NIGHTMARE AIR



Oct 3 2009 4:39 PM

Totally!
Caitlin's Personal Page

Super Caitlin



Sep 23 2009 6:54 AM

I love you too.....we need to hang out soon :)
HOLLY HOMICIDE

HOLLY HOMICIDE



Sep 18 2009 5:26 PM

OMG you suck soooooooooo bad!!! What are you doing up there?
HOLLY HOMICIDE

HOLLY HOMICIDE



Sep 16 2009 7:55 PM

Hey sukka, I'm gonna be in L.A this weekend.. hit me up and gimme your digits..
Adios Myspace!

Adios Myspace!



Sep 7 2009 9:06 PM

Do you have facebook because I'm going to delete my myspace?! :)
long gone leila

long gone leila



Aug 23 2009 5:19 AM

felix i miss you.......
WONDER WOMAN

Wonder woman



Aug 14 2009 3:55 PM

Hola!
I heard you went to London this summer.  Did it rain while you were there?  We got lucky.  No rain during our stay.
Take Care!
Adios Myspace!

Adios Myspace!



Aug 11 2009 9:39 PM

My new life is glorious.... minus not being able to find a job in my field....glorious lol!!!  Word on the street is that you may be heading back to AZ???  What else is new with you?
Liz

Liz



Aug 4 2009 5:50 PM

Working on Videos and shows..:)) Setting up to film a show for Mandy Lion on the 28th at House of Blues on Sunset:))) Good times.
long gone leila

long gone leila



Jul 4 2009 6:00 AM

like the song..Hows tuesday sound?
long gone leila

long gone leila



Jun 29 2009 2:21 AM

dude my tummys big.....
Famima!!

Famima USA



Jun 16 2009 11:51 PM

Just stopping by to say hi :) Thanks for the support!! www.famima-usa.com
Airpbj

Paul Jenkins



Jun 16 2009 12:49 AM

Maybe like a year ago...i fixed the problem by getting a cd player w/ aux jack.  
mel

mel



Jun 15 2009 9:54 PM

Except I believe no one ever reads Bulletins anymore. But I'll give it a shot. Nothing to lose, right? ;)
mel

mel



Jun 5 2009 9:46 PM

Hello, new friend and fellow ...music video? lover :)
Adios Myspace!

Adios Myspace!



May 20 2009 3:49 PM

Looking forward to seeing you at Cabo tomorrow!
LO-FI SUGAR

LO-FI SUGAR



May 18 2009 7:38 PM

more like a piece of work, LOL!
WONDER WOMAN

Wonder woman



May 15 2009 11:48 PM

Thanks darling. You're sweet.
C-Force777

Carlton Rahmani



May 7 2009 4:55 AM

Thanks for the info. Don't know if I could manage that one, even though I'd love to catch them all. There's shows in Oct on the West Coast I'll prolly be able to see.
Silly Celiac

Silly Celiac



May 6 2009 4:05 AM

His name was Broc Lee. He was a good duck.
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