I like, in no particular order, taking a bag of jelly beans and eating the red ones first, saltine crackers with peanut butter and a small divot in order to pour exactly 5 drops of Tabasco Sauce into it, a bone in New York Strip steak, medium rare, cooked precisely in an 1800 degree broiler with a side of sauteed mushrooms, that moment just before a first kiss, eating Cheetohs, the crunchy ones not the puffy one, they suck, and then licking my cheesy fingers one by one, the sound of a woman in high heels walking across a marble floor, eating twizzlers at the movies, saving a life and receiving nothing other than the gratification that I cheated God that day, a shot of Patron chilled fuck the lime and salt, drinking a Guinness in Ireland on St. Patty's Day, traveling all over the world to do seemingly ridiculous things like seeing a band play in remote locations, digging my feet into warm beach sand and then walking to the Elbo Room for a cocktail, killing non-indigenous reptiles with a louisville slugger for eating my flowers, watching the Florida Marlins take it to another baseball team that is making 8 times the salary, inviting the neighborhood cat in my house for 5 minutes, petting him and then kicking him the fuck out, having sex to Massive Attack's Mezzanine and/or 100th Window albums, sunlight filtering through palm tree branches, my grandmother's brownies, long, hot showers that steam a mirror from top to bottom, Outback Steakhouse bloomin onions and that sauce they give you, onion rings instead of french fries, a woman who kisses like it's her last, wishing I was reincarnated as Jim Morrison minus the downward spiral into alcohol and drugs and dying at 27 years old, looking down from high places like skyscrapers, taking off in a plane while watching everything I know get smaller, smoking a montecristo cigar while sipping on a johnny walker blue scotch in order to not wake up with nasty cigar morning breath which really sucks bad, looking at fine works of art that are preferably done by french impressionists from the 19th century, seeing renaissance architecture in person that inspired geniuses like Addison Mizner, Blow Pops over Tootsie Roll Pops any day of the week, quenching my thirst with an ice cold glass of water in the morning during a blistering hangover,driving a 50,000 pound fire truck on the wrong side of the street against traffic and through red lights and watching people fucking freak out as you come towards them, eating 4 altoids at a time, fresh salsa and the tostitos with the lime on them, candy corn and during Halloween....I'll get back to you.
Movies
Anything by krystof kieslowski, david lynch, oliver stone, darren aronofsky, stanley kubrick, quentin tarantino, martin scorsese, francis ford coppola, the coen brothers, paul thomas anderson.
Television
Right now, Dexter, Californication which are both on Showtime and True Blood which is on HBO.
Books
The Razor's Edge by Somerset Maugham, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, All Books by Tolkien and Robert Jordan and most by Stephen King and Tom Clancy.
Heroes
343 guys who died running up a building while others ran out on September 11th, 2001.
Dan's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Hollywood
Body type:
6' 0" / Athletic
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Firefighter
Dan's Schools
Saint Thomas University
Miami,FL
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Organizational Leadership
Minor: Psychology
Yo bro...Just wanted to say you are making the right move. She is like a little sister to me and it makes me happy that you guys make each other happy. I love you brother. See you in a couple weeks. Try to score some cuban stogies down there for new years.
i guess i gotta get drunk again when i go down there so i can go do kareoke HOW EVER THE HELL U SPELL THAT. so i can MAKE u line dance :D u made a deal. dont be a pussy.
