Hardcore Punk Rock, Sarcastic Shit Talking, Sex and Violence, Cinder!!
Cyco Loco Booking Presents...
Music
Local Underground Punk Bands and early L.A. 80's Hardcore, Punk, Oi, Thrash, Hate, Metal, Nardcore, Mystic Bands, Hawdcore, Cow Punk, Old Rock-N-Roll Bullshit 50's-Now!! OPPRESSED LOGIC and fucking RETCHING RED!! .... Dayglo Abortions, Fear, Suicidal Tendencies, Meatmen, GG Allin, Mentors, Sin 34, Anarchy Six, Blood For Blood, Adolescents, D.I., Special Forces, Attitude Adjustment, Cocknoose, Tunnel Rats, The Dickies, Anti-Heroes, Bad Brains, Skeptix, Wasted Youth, Diesel Queens, Insaints, Hammerlock, Verbal Abuse, Nip Drivers, Sick Pleasure, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Dark Angel, D.R.I., Angry Samoans, Circle Jerks, Special Duties, Varukers, The Business, Negitive FX, Stars & Stripes, Negitive Gain, Discharge, Negitive Approach, Batallion Of Saints, The Cliftons, Fang, Resistoleros, The Freeze, English Dogs, Macc Lads, Bunchofuckingoofs, B.G.K., Molotov Cocktail, Dr. Know, Sheer Terror, Agnostic Front, Crumbsuckers, No Mercy, Cryptic Slaughter, Last Round Up, Dry Entry, Beowulf, Excel, Nieghborhood Watch, Toxic Reasons, Idiots, Loudmouths, Sex Offenders, Meatwagon, Toxic Narcotic, G.B.H., Cromags, The Pist, Urban Waste, Monster Squad, Skrew/Jewdriver, Jimi Hendrix, Quincy Punx, Corrupted Ideals, Guttermouth, Chaotic Dischord, J.F.A., Black Flag, X, Circle One, M.D.C., Toy Dolls, Final Conflict, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Kraut, Minor Threat, Hot Plate, Stool Sample, The Dimwits, Fist Of Fury, Descendents, The Lewd, Boneless Ones, The Stupids, Ramones, United Blood, Agression, 46 Short, Idiots, Brezhnev, Dandare, Engrained, Strap-Onz, Zero Boys, Boris The Sprinkler, Butt Trumpet, The Stains, The Weirdos, The Who, Powerhouse, Zero Bull Shit, Doomsday Device, Ill Repute, early Rolling Stones, Chuck Berry, The Faction, Void, Strap Ons, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kiss, Scream, Tilt, Exploited, Poison Idea, Destruction, Strung Up, Rejected Mother Fuckers, Uncle Slam, S.M.D., The Dead Smurfs, Chemical Imbalance, Nuts & Bolts, Niblick Henbane, Lowlife, 17 Stitches, Dog Shit Sandwich, Spider Cunts, Snap-Her, Lisafer, N.O.T.A., Decendents, 45 Grave, Peter & The Test Tube Babies, Roach Motel, The Oppressed, Adicts, Angelic Upstarts, N.W.A., 2 Live Crew, Piss Drunks, Vicious Circle, Broken Bones, Body Count, Condemned 84, Brass Tacks, Squiggy, Warzone, Violent Society, Vicious, Disrupt Youth, Bulemics ... you get the picture!!!
Movies
2000 Maniacs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original) 1 & 2, Frankenhooker, Children of The Corn, Eddie Murphy Raw, 48 Hours, Animal House, Polyester, Pecker, Suberbia, Decline part 1, Friday The 13th, Mad Max, Repo Man, Rock 'n' Roll High School, Creep Show, American History X, Rivers Edge, Return Of The Living Dead, Colors, Up in Smoke, Next Movie, Things Are Tough All Over, Silence Of The Lambs, Forest Gump, Nightmare On Elm Street, I Drink Your Blood, Meaning Of Life, History Of The World part 1, Boyz In Da Hood ...
About me: I've been the singer for OPPRESSED LOGIC for the past 15 years! I also played in RETCHING RED as well as LAST ROUND UP (88-2007), REJECTED MOTHER FUCKERS ('93), ANGRY SAMOANS ('96), STRUNG UP ('02-03), HOT PLATE ('03) and about 5 others! My 1st band was MENTALLY DISTURBED at South Gate Park Halloween 1986!
Feb. 6 & 7, 2009 was a stroll down no memory fucking lane! Check out Cyco Loco Booking!
HA HA HA fuck yeah good shit bro! Remember that same night we saw that big fat chick making out with some skinny little fucker so we fliped a bitch and egged them!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! HALLOWEEN FUN!!!
ahhh ahahahahahahaha omg omg. those Warped/Fresno local "bands" turned out to be emo/screamo/dorko bands when i hacked up their myspace pages. mike to mike = you need to improve your "gayness radar."
i went back to hacking google, and eventually found the two names/guys who put on the CYC shows w/o Numbskull -- two diff guys (sometimes co-promotions) who call themselves "The Bookage" and "Religious Appeal." (the former even runs a discussion board called The Bookage if you google it). CYC sounds like a 150-capacity "room," no stage, shitty loaner PAs, annd its the only place under < 21's can see a punk band in Fresno (since the preceding venues disappeared...one of them something like "Matt's Garage."
it is obviously our band's duty to every 15 year Fresno kid to do a SUN FEB 7 gig (the day after Gilman) w/bum city saints and locals. they run $8 or $10 tickets so we could make our "3rd gig" $450-$500 like that gilman sunday show back in July.
and probably cure myself of ever wantingto see Fresno ever ever again.
two words: OaaaakHURST! where the dance contest kids stomped the stage monitors, did $200 of damage (split 100/100 with the promoter), so the samoans96 got $100 for that gig (not 200). you were there! yeah there's a video tape too, but it's a really hazy/muffled video picture, from the far back. it's got the entire front line of the floor rushing the stage for the monitor-stompage dance segement though.
whoa Javier/bumCS fired up the Jaminator-1 in the parking lot (downtown oakland) for a few minutes last night and was like whoaaaaaa fuuuuck this shit is hilarious! he might have even been overwhelmed once he realized the Blatz-on-rampage-with-muisical-stage-props nature of the act.
sooo put out the word that IF YOU KNOW ANYONE whose goal in life is to get up on the Gilman stage and w/o any musical skills whatsoever, terrorize or amuse or horrify (DON'T STOP BELIEVING by JOURNAL scares even me, and i'm the one playing that tune on the Jami-1, my tune my turn) an entire audinece
tell them to show up early at Gilman tomorrow, like 6pm - 6:30. because i'll probalby be there at 6pm because
let me see, incoming message from the interns -- yes -- because
I HAVE NO LIFE
bwahahahahahaah tonight i get to "bag up" multiple bags of stuffed animal ammunition (for Gilman and also Santa Cruz)
yeh you punked me good. i now have lots of "free stuff" to give away. just about anything imaginable except t-shirts. even food, and redemption coupons for the 6 12-oz Plastic bottle Diet Dr Pepper i'll put in the front concessoin stand refrig. and a couple boxes of knockoff-Oreos. annd a whole box of CDs (frm my giveaway box). and since i was went thorugh the whole berkeleey Rasputin 30/$10 lp racks yestrerday, there's like 15 more "free albums" to give away.
u haven't seen our top of the line spare-no-expense BANNER. uh, piece of cardboard w/maximum size (11x17) Copymat blwoup of lettering. BOTH SIDES. no expense spared, it cost the JKs at least 89 cents counting the cardboard scavenged from a grocery store dumpster. (11x17 sheets cost 12 cents/ea at the hayward/A st copymat).
all arena rock opening acts have BANNERS. that you hold youself over your head made out of CARDBOARD. or eelse you're totally gay.
you may have to pay us $$ small charge to see that javier/me don't go on before TSOL and blow them off the face of the earth. noooo actual band playing "real music" can follow the JAMINATOR KILLERS. do you have pre-recorded fake versons of Whole Lotta Love and Foxy Lady on your guitar? no! ask any gaytarded "real band," do they have a pre-recorded instrumental of DON'T STOP BELIEVING by JOURNEYYYYYYYYYYY nooooooooo kill me kill me.
yep when the JAMINATOR KILLERS (the guy whose Jami is broken and just makes farting sounds, therefore kept off mike) start telling th eaudience "throw $1 bills and we'll stop! NO SMALL CHANGE! quarters only!" well there's our gas money. can Bon Jovi do that? fukk no.
note: FUCK YOU!!
