Hardcore Punk Rock, Sarcastic Shit Talking, Sex and Violence, Cinder!!
Cyco Loco Booking Presents...
Music
Local Underground Punk Bands and early L.A. 80's Hardcore, Punk, Oi, Thrash, Hate, Metal, Nardcore, Mystic Bands, Hawdcore, Cow Punk, Old Rock-N-Roll Bullshit 50's-Now!! OPPRESSED LOGIC and fucking RETCHING RED!! .... Dayglo Abortions, Fear, Suicidal Tendencies, Meatmen, GG Allin, Mentors, Sin 34, Anarchy Six, Blood For Blood, Adolescents, D.I., Special Forces, Attitude Adjustment, Cocknoose, Tunnel Rats, The Dickies, Anti-Heroes, Bad Brains, Skeptix, Wasted Youth, Diesel Queens, Insaints, Hammerlock, Verbal Abuse, Nip Drivers, Sick Pleasure, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Dark Angel, D.R.I., Angry Samoans, Circle Jerks, Special Duties, Varukers, The Business, Negitive FX, Stars & Stripes, Negitive Gain, Discharge, Negitive Approach, Batallion Of Saints, The Cliftons, Fang, Resistoleros, The Freeze, English Dogs, Macc Lads, Bunchofuckingoofs, B.G.K., Molotov Cocktail, Dr. Know, Sheer Terror, Agnostic Front, Crumbsuckers, No Mercy, Cryptic Slaughter, Last Round Up, Dry Entry, Beowulf, Excel, Nieghborhood Watch, Toxic Reasons, Idiots, Loudmouths, Sex Offenders, Meatwagon, Toxic Narcotic, G.B.H., Cromags, The Pist, Urban Waste, Monster Squad, Skrew/Jewdriver, Jimi Hendrix, Quincy Punx, Corrupted Ideals, Guttermouth, Chaotic Dischord, J.F.A., Black Flag, X, Circle One, M.D.C., Toy Dolls, Final Conflict, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Kraut, Minor Threat, Hot Plate, Stool Sample, The Dimwits, Fist Of Fury, Descendents, The Lewd, Boneless Ones, The Stupids, Ramones, United Blood, Agression, 46 Short, Idiots, Brezhnev, Dandare, Engrained, Strap-Onz, Zero Boys, Boris The Sprinkler, Butt Trumpet, The Stains, The Weirdos, The Who, Powerhouse, Zero Bull Shit, Doomsday Device, Ill Repute, early Rolling Stones, Chuck Berry, The Faction, Void, Strap Ons, Jerry Lee Lewis, Kiss, Scream, Tilt, Exploited, Poison Idea, Destruction, Strung Up, Rejected Mother Fuckers, Uncle Slam, S.M.D., The Dead Smurfs, Chemical Imbalance, Nuts & Bolts, Niblick Henbane, Lowlife, 17 Stitches, Dog Shit Sandwich, Spider Cunts, Snap-Her, Lisafer, N.O.T.A., Decendents, 45 Grave, Peter & The Test Tube Babies, Roach Motel, The Oppressed, Adicts, Angelic Upstarts, N.W.A., 2 Live Crew, Piss Drunks, Vicious Circle, Broken Bones, Body Count, Condemned 84, Brass Tacks, Squiggy, Warzone, Violent Society, Vicious, Disrupt Youth, Bulemics ... you get the picture!!!
Movies
2000 Maniacs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original) 1 & 2, Frankenhooker, Children of The Corn, Eddie Murphy Raw, 48 Hours, Animal House, Polyester, Pecker, Suberbia, Decline part 1, Friday The 13th, Mad Max, Repo Man, Rock 'n' Roll High School, Creep Show, American History X, Rivers Edge, Return Of The Living Dead, Colors, Up in Smoke, Next Movie, Things Are Tough All Over, Silence Of The Lambs, Forest Gump, Nightmare On Elm Street, I Drink Your Blood, Meaning Of Life, History Of The World part 1, Boyz In Da Hood ...
About me: I've been the singer for OPPRESSED LOGIC for the past 15 years! I also played in RETCHING RED as well as LAST ROUND UP (88-2007), REJECTED MOTHER FUCKERS ('93), ANGRY SAMOANS ('96), STRUNG UP ('02-03), HOT PLATE ('03) and about 5 others! My 1st band was MENTALLY DISTURBED at South Gate Park Halloween 1986!
Feb. 6 & 7, 2009 was a stroll down no memory fucking lane! Check out Cyco Loco Booking!
HA HA HA fuck yeah good shit bro! Remember that same night we saw that big fat chick making out with some skinny little fucker so we fliped a bitch and egged them!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! HALLOWEEN FUN!!!
ahhh ahahahahahahaha omg omg. those Warped/Fresno local "bands" turned out to be emo/screamo/dorko bands when i hacked up their myspace pages. mike to mike = you need to improve your "gayness radar."
i went back to hacking google, and eventually found the two names/guys who put on the CYC shows w/o Numbskull -- two diff guys (sometimes co-promotions) who call themselves "The Bookage" and "Religious Appeal." (the former even runs a discussion board called The Bookage if you google it). CYC sounds like a 150-capacity "room," no stage, shitty loaner PAs, annd its the only place under < 21's can see a punk band in Fresno (since the preceding venues disappeared...one of them something like "Matt's Garage."
it is obviously our band's duty to every 15 year Fresno kid to do a SUN FEB 7 gig (the day after Gilman) w/bum city saints and locals. they run $8 or $10 tickets so we could make our "3rd gig" $450-$500 like that gilman sunday show back in July.
and probably cure myself of ever wantingto see Fresno ever ever again.
two words: OaaaakHURST! where the dance contest kids stomped the stage monitors, did $200 of damage (split 100/100 with the promoter), so the samoans96 got $100 for that gig (not 200). you were there! yeah there's a video tape too, but it's a really hazy/muffled video picture, from the far back. it's got the entire front line of the floor rushing the stage for the monitor-stompage dance segement though.
whoa Javier/bumCS fired up the Jaminator-1 in the parking lot (downtown oakland) for a few minutes last night and was like whoaaaaaa fuuuuck this shit is hilarious! he might have even been overwhelmed once he realized the Blatz-on-rampage-with-muisical-stage-props nature of the act.
sooo put out the word that IF YOU KNOW ANYONE whose goal in life is to get up on the Gilman stage and w/o any musical skills whatsoever, terrorize or amuse or horrify (DON'T STOP BELIEVING by JOURNAL scares even me, and i'm the one playing that tune on the Jami-1, my tune my turn) an entire audinece
tell them to show up early at Gilman tomorrow, like 6pm - 6:30. because i'll probalby be there at 6pm because
let me see, incoming message from the interns -- yes -- because
I HAVE NO LIFE
bwahahahahahaah tonight i get to "bag up" multiple bags of stuffed animal ammunition (for Gilman and also Santa Cruz)
yeh you punked me good. i now have lots of "free stuff" to give away. just about anything imaginable except t-shirts. even food, and redemption coupons for the 6 12-oz Plastic bottle Diet Dr Pepper i'll put in the front concessoin stand refrig. and a couple boxes of knockoff-Oreos. annd a whole box of CDs (frm my giveaway box). and since i was went thorugh the whole berkeleey Rasputin 30/$10 lp racks yestrerday, there's like 15 more "free albums" to give away.
u haven't seen our top of the line spare-no-expense BANNER. uh, piece of cardboard w/maximum size (11x17) Copymat blwoup of lettering. BOTH SIDES. no expense spared, it cost the JKs at least 89 cents counting the cardboard scavenged from a grocery store dumpster. (11x17 sheets cost 12 cents/ea at the hayward/A st copymat).
all arena rock opening acts have BANNERS. that you hold youself over your head made out of CARDBOARD. or eelse you're totally gay.
you may have to pay us $$ small charge to see that javier/me don't go on before TSOL and blow them off the face of the earth. noooo actual band playing "real music" can follow the JAMINATOR KILLERS. do you have pre-recorded fake versons of Whole Lotta Love and Foxy Lady on your guitar? no! ask any gaytarded "real band," do they have a pre-recorded instrumental of DON'T STOP BELIEVING by JOURNEYYYYYYYYYYY nooooooooo kill me kill me.
yep when the JAMINATOR KILLERS (the guy whose Jami is broken and just makes farting sounds, therefore kept off mike) start telling th eaudience "throw $1 bills and we'll stop! NO SMALL CHANGE! quarters only!" well there's our gas money. can Bon Jovi do that? fukk no.
we PLAY FOR FREE, anytime anyplace. and the whole "set" is only 6 minutes (or less). hashahahahahaahahahah can't touch that all you "real musician" fagtards.
Cant wait for the show(s) this weekend! I saw one of,if not the first, Oppressed Logic shows back in '94! I was @ the Anti Heros show where You pissed off those nazi cunts and started that riot(rip Berkley Square) and i was @ Gilman when they banded y'all from playing(1995?)!! Think that was a little too P.C.!!! Antways, glad to see you guys still kicking ass!!
TREITWAD IS A FUCKHEAD UK aka TIA-UK aka "the name of my act is Emily Is Awesome" and i have to say "damn right! fuckin right!" from stage left in the Beasties clown outfit, or i don't get paid my Burger King stale fries for the gig.
TREITLER IS AWESOME UK
"why aren't i in any of the "band pictures?" "beause you're a fag who has stickers of Christina Aguilera on their boombox. shut up and hit PLAY."
< i havern't looked at your idiot "forum" in a while >>
you'll get a total boner. right now it has entire pages on the BACKSTREET BOYS
but the newer THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC FOR NAKED LESBIAN PARTIES thread is way gayer, i mean better
gayer like this for fuckin sure
WED sept 30 outside the FOX THEATRE 2 hrs or 90 min before doors of this internation superstar (they did a $71 million world tour a few years back) since 1988, plays their FIRST AMERICAN SHOW EVER. outside and before, the Local Samoans Merch Crew is giving away free KYLIE shirts (w/no gay punk rock "smaoans" logo) AND shooting a handful of YOutube Rock Star videos. with a real video camera!
ANGRY SAMOANS FASHION SHOW OUTSIDE KYLIE SHOW OAKLAND ANGRY SAMOANS DANCE CONTEST OUTSIDE KYLIE SHOW OAKLAND ANGRY SAMOANS GIVE AWAY T SHIRTS OUTSIDE KYLIE SHOW OAKLAND ANGRY SAMOANS GUITAR OUTSIDE THE KYLIE SHOW OAKLAND
i believe javier of the JAMINATOR KILLERS (also some band Bum City Saints) is going to stop by and hold up the big "FREE" sign while robert runs the camera (then/later/whenever) and (1) me and (2) karina, have two entier gym bags with 20 total "pieces" to give away walking down the line in different destinations/methodologies
yes punk rock has come to this
dance music before hardcore shows at gilman and hardcore BANDS hanging/freebie'ing to Queer Dance Nation Convention before a major pop/dance star's FIRST american show (6 cities only, about 10 shows).
then we'd be all, "throw $1 dollar bills and we'll stop! no small change! quarters only! or we play all night!"
but Bob got busy with a control-freak girlfriend annnd the two Jaminators got put away in the closet so saaaaad
so mike!
who do i have to BJ to get the center mike left on
(for the JKs before Everynhintg Must Go)
(and for TIA-UK aka TREITLER IS AWESOME UK, if she gets there -- the three dingygirls from our "band corporation chart" emily/lizzy/friend, all excitied because lizzy got into SF Academy of Art woot woot, how gaytarded. no guarantees that TIA-UK 's rock star/head troublemaker is ever sober or functional in public, or remembers where/how to get to the stage from the bathroom where she's taken some fight behind closed doors
if you ever wanted to throw shit (from the back wall at Gilman) at someone who was "an obnoxious performer, get the fuck off the stage" the sober TIA-UK Eemillly is your man.
i'm just the jackass in the Beastire Boys clown outfit 87 who reads 3 bad jokes while she's flipping people off, kicking people etc, i.e. your basic Blatz tribute. annd i have to hold the boombox while it plays about 2 minutes of her Greatest Prank Phone Calls (the ones that are on our "set up tapes" before samoans sets, for like 3 years now.
just what every hardcore fans loves, a "venue MC". "annnd next up, you're really gonna love this new band from the suburbs, lets hear a big hand for Minor Throt!" ("THREAT you fuckhead!")
do THE JAMINATOR KILLERS and TREITLER IS AWESOME UK (aka TIA - UK) 5 min between-band sets count as MC-punking? do people have to throw their paper cups at us?
i just checked with bob fagan (yesterday) (the guy who played acoustic/electric 2-guitar cover song sets onstage with me, in 86 - 88, as THE CLASH BROTHERS. (he had done a hiarious solo set at the original Divisidaro Club as BOB FAGAN'S CLASH and made a lot of mick/joe abbot/costello jokes, using a beat up wooden puppet (as Mick Clash) (("mick, you're an idiot! how'd you get so stupid?" puppet nods its head. "everything i know, i learned from you, Joe!" "including all those chords in the key of Z?" "especially the ones in the key of Z!" "THOSE AREN'T CHORDS!" "everything i know, i learned from you, Joe!" bob /joe starts waving his arms like he's going crazy. "(mick): and now i know that they aren't chords!")
and he says we had a STAGE ENTRANCE SONG for the Jaminator Killers. yep, Bad Touch (its first 80 seconds, w/MC "here they are, just back from their international WORLD TOUR OF FRESNO COUNTY!! GIVE IT UP1! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE JAMINATOR KILLERS!" music starts (boombox held to microphone by the MC), we stomp on holding our jaminators over our head like Rocky, then when the singing starts (through one chorus) we start buttdancing eachother etc.
thenh it stops
and we'd "open the set" with WHOLE LOTTA LOVE/led zeptard (off the Classic Rock II jami cassette)
then
"and now for our encore!" nooooooooo godddddddddddNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
note: FUCK YOU!!
