Cyn
"the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic... "

Female
24 years old
Philly, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 10/5/2008
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    Cyn's Interests
Generali draw, drink, play, sing, knit, and geek out. i speak japanese about as well as i play guitar and i like kitties with smooshie faces. i also compulsively fold paper cranes. my taste leans towards british, indie (whatever the hell that word means anymore), and intelligently absurd. i want to be an ex-patriate when i grow up.
Musicat this point, i'm just happy with anything they DONT play at Hard Rock (new wave and early-mid 90's alt-rock exempt, of course)

current song obsession(s): anything micheal jackson made when he was still black (and maybe a few songs from the bad era

6 bands:
harvey danger
the i'm not there soundtrack
belle & sebastian
hot chip
beirut
radiohead

chances are, if they hail from the uk-type area, i like 'em. everything just sounds better with an accent.
MoviesNumber 1 fave: Rushmore.
Close Second: Shaun of the Dead.

6 movies:
THE DARK KNIGHT WAS AWESOMEOHJGKDJHVS:foaming at mouth::
how to steal a million
some like it hot
harold and maude
death to smoochy
so i married an axe murderer

and i've yet to see a movie that was better than the book.
Televisioni dont have tv anymore--i use the internets!

6 shows:
HOUSE!
the IT crowd
futurama
little britain
the golden girls
the mighty boosh

and those wonderful, wonderful commercials where wilford brimley talks about "diabetus". Image hosting by Photobucket
Booksi'm not even going to try to pare this down.

literature: shakespeare, wilde, neil gaiman, jeff noon, salinger, palaniuk, clockwork orange, high fidelity,fear and loathing in las vegas, candide, in the belly of the beast, lester bangs, aaron cometbus, tales of a punk rock nothing, dave eggers, truman capote, pg wodehouse, the great gatsby, books about music (like music scenes and musicians rather than theory)

after finishing killing yourself to live, i have concluded that chuck klosterman is my new god.

comics: blue monday, scooter girl, no dead time, hopeless-savages, scott pilgrim, strangers in paradise, transmetropolitan, y the last man, lost at sea, action girl, charm school, adrian tomine, fables, warren ellis, jessica abel, rumiko takahashi, andi watson, yoshitaka amano...
on the web: cat and girl, scary-go-round, questionable content, wapsi square, girls with slingshots, octopus pie, scene language, married to the sea, normal life, and diesel sweeties.
Heroesin the northeast, we call them "hoagies." you commie.
Groups: The Cellar Door SocietyCENTER CITYTyler School of ArtColored hair makes the world a better placePoster Designers700 CLUB DANCE TEAMFuture Corpses of America

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     Cyn's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Trenton, NJ
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:wage slave, art school dropout

   Cyn's Schools
Tyler School Of Art
Elkins Park,Pennsylvania
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: illustration
 

2003 to 2007
Mccorristin Catholic High Scho
Hamilton,New Jersey
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   Cyn's Networking
Music - Performance - Vocals

Publishing - Art - Illustrator


   Cyn's Companies
Guacamole/Agent
Philly, Pa US
Surly Shop Girl

09/06 - 01/08
Hard Rock Cafe
Philly, Pa US
Retail Whore, Flair Wearer

08/07 - 03/08
The Franklin Institute
Philly, Pa US
Ticket Bitch, Ticket Bitch *Supervisor*

03/08 - present



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Sep 3 2008 12:14 AM

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Aug 27 2008 3:41 AM

Fanboy
Mrs. Bones





Aug 8 2008 3:43 AM

After Reading your comic and the horrors of phily I question my choice to go to temple lol... How's life miss you...
Heather Hurricane™





Aug 2 2008 8:17 AM

Cyn! Aww I miss you and you blue hair! [Which I'm guessing isn't blue anymore...]

Yes I just went back about 10 years, haha. I still remember you being Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

I slept over your house once with Chrissy. But anywho... How have you been? I haven't seen you in like 10 years. Hope all is well.
I miss those weekly comics =)
mree.





Jul 28 2008 11:50 PM

cynthiaaa!
i miss you lover.
how are ya?
Atticus Rex





Jul 16 2008 11:36 PM

bday invite copy
sweet virginia





Jul 14 2008 11:29 PM

it was amazing seeing your face
today miss cyn. lets make that
happen more often. deal?
mwahhh!
Sara





Jun 29 2008 5:11 PM

Happy Birthday!
Mrs. Bones





Jun 26 2008 5:06 PM

Wishing you an early birthday--- HOw are things--- Don't you feel like we are getting old? Danielle is on her way to baby no. 2 due right around my birthday--I told her to keep her legs crossed on my bday!!!! Um... I would like to come and visit what does your schedule look like lately what days are best I was thinking of just taking the train to visit for the day!
Glenn Walker





Jun 13 2008 7:02 PM

Just dropping by to wish you a lucky Friday the 13th weekend!
jay





May 14 2008 10:07 PM

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May 7 2008 3:25 PM

AHHH! thats right you did find $100 in like some bag on the street. yes and free pizza.
and i think shots of jager maybe?? ohh i miss your face cyn!
sweet virginia





May 6 2008 5:31 PM

the amazingness was from the walk home from that random bar we went to for eddies bday last year!! haha i love how your sucking on a honey packet!
...nate...allegedly...





May 3 2008 6:21 PM

yo stranger! how the hell are you?
kishimoto





Apr 7 2008 2:00 AM

thank you soooooo much for the tickets cynnie the poo.
i miss you! hangouts with you and the hubby soon?
cowboys, indians, and army men





Apr 6 2008 3:18 PM

hay sexy miss you much call me . o whate you dont understand the function of a fone o whall we all have our flows mine is being perfict except spelling.
love you
kishimoto





Mar 27 2008 5:23 AM

you think last time was bad?



that hurt so good.
Chuck





Mar 17 2008 4:12 PM

aye how are things goin? your page is looking sweet! anyhow, i just downloaded some cool new tones off www.singingcell.info for FREE! they have the newest stuff!
kishimoto





Feb 26 2008 4:01 PM



i miss you!
RIZZO





Feb 24 2008 7:16 PM

soooo....
a vampire walks into this bar, walks up to the bartender and asks for a shot of blood....the bartender pours the shot, the vampire takes it, pays, then leaves....

another vampire walks into the same bar, asked the same bartender for a shot of blood....the bartender pours it...the vampire takes it, pays, then leaves....

a 3rd vampire walks into the same bar, asks the same bartender for a shot of water...the bartender looks puzzled as he pours the shot of water...the bartender asks, "why did u want a shot of water and not a shot of blood?"
the vampire smiles at the bartender, pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "ITS TEA TIME!"
Alexandra





Feb 24 2008 3:00 AM

Oh my. Is it weird that I want to make a pancake right now?
Seven Ways From Sundown Jones





Feb 12 2008 12:53 PM

hahahhahaha how do i get an "i'm with panda" shirt? what's up with you mrs.? it's bitchin cold!!! i'm officialy a temple student now!
Alexandra





Jan 31 2008 7:42 PM

ok, so i was the last person to comment, but i'm still going to leave another comment. who the fuck cares?
when are you free? anytime soon?
Alexandra





Jan 29 2008 1:08 AM

yo the other day was fun, and the fries were good. let's do it again soon. xox
Ash





Jan 17 2008 12:25 AM

u coming out friday night?
Mrs. Bones





Dec 31 2007 1:10 AM


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Dec 30 2007 2:00 AM

wow.... didn't this girl go to school with us? look at what she turned out to be..

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Ash





Dec 27 2007 1:09 AM

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Dec 22 2007 9:47 PM


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Happy Holidays!
Ash





Dec 4 2007 3:15 AM

RIZZO





Dec 3 2007 5:55 PM

haha i bet u did!!!
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