The Pixel Prodigy

Not that you ever really check this... But happy bday. Message me sometime if you want to catch up.

Step into a Slim Jim!!!!!

gnelfs, jess. gnelfs.

NO I DO NOT NEED TO INCREASE MY PENIS SIZE IN TEN DAYS OR LE-la...la..lassirrraa????


you're lucky you don't have video-links of naked dancing women, i suspected another porn bot when i saw the request :p


i guess i should call you jessica now. we're myspace buddies now and, as i'm sure you know, that makes all the difference.


so holy crap, you live in vermont? my parents/little sister/stupid-but-lovable dog/several uncles aunts and cousins live in vermont. whereabouts?

p.s. alors, c'est vrai. khalim étais correctement...tu es vraiment un désirer :P

(babelfish does a terrible job of translating that btw)

im on msn you git. :P

Yo Jess... what's been up?!!!

here is your dirty haiku:

just because your frewaky and deserve my respect:

i once humped a broad
wore a lamp shade on her arse
think her name was Jes

another thing was
she would brush her teeth with a
toilet brush; oh yeah

she would also wear
knee pads and a ski mask while
we ate poo for lunch

i would restrain her
with my riding crop and a
horny homeless guy

a scraggly bum
that would felch her poop shute
while she took a piss

Don't be so hard on yourself Anna,

I'm a jerk too. lets be jerks together.
Cause I'm amazing in bed.

oh yes btw jes. have you ever wanted to see a wicked music video made by one of your friends?

how about a singalong?

http://arion.mektek.ca/Movie/photoshop_1.avi

for hilarious purposes. i have faith that my vermontian brethren will laugh with me at me.

Merry Christmas!

Well I'm glad his baby is all better. My next night off is monday:) then the weekend after thanksgiving:):) Let's get together soon!

i forgot to say happy haloween.

oh well it's almost christmas.

it's not my fault you're a pervert and that i'm the only good outlet for your perverseness.

but i miss you too ^_^

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

you should be more bloody thankful for me. =P