McBratty Brat

About me:

RULE #1 Don’t touch me.
RULE #2 Don’t touch my shit. (Especially my food.)
RULE #3 Don’t do anything else that would piss me off. Comprende?

Hola my name is Catherine.
I laugh at everything and anything even if it’s not funny.
I love laughing and making others laugh because being mean is fun. =)
I joke around a lot and make sarcastic remarks.
I like talking in different accents for my own amusement.
I’m a Perfectionist. Sometimes I think I have OCD. Whenever I’m about to eat something I always inspect my plates, cups, and utensils to make sure they’re dry, clean, and free of dirt and watermarks.
Sometimes I’ll be speaking mini Spanish phrases without even realizing it.
I can be a Bratty McBrat sometimes.

McBratty Brat had a bat and took it with her to school…

”Hello, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?”
Me: “Yes, can I get a number 5, the McBratty Brat with a side of Mean B*tch thanks!”

Someone once asked: “What’s your Nationality?”
I said: “I’m ASIAN.”
He said: “Lmao!! I know that it just that im asking u wut kind of asia? Jap, phill, kor?!”
I said: “LOL! I should have said I'm Middle-Eastern from Pakistan lol! j/k Does it matter? You don't see me asking you what kind of Black are you? haha j/k I'm Flipspanese. Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese, Flipspanese.”

Anything else? Oh yes, I’m a 3 foot married lesbian Gold Digger with kids!=D

That’s just my way of saying “F*CK OFF” to those who are seeking something more than a Myspace friendship if you know what I mean.