About me: the details of my life are quite inconsequetial...
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Who I'd like to meet: a woman who is made of breasts.
HEY! We just posted 3 brand new songs from our soon to be released EP, The World Can Wait, on our brand new myspace page. If you haven’t taken a few minutes to listen to us yet, or it’s been a while, then head to our page and give the new songs a listen. If you like what you hear leave us a comment and let us know. Add one to your page to help spread the word to your friends! We’ll be on tour all Summer and hope to see you out on the road.
grrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeat show Tuesday night!!!!! My life will never be the same again..... Also, very lovely chatting with you after the show, you guys are fantastic and so very worthy of my undivided attention :)
Hey mikeums. Congrats on guitar hero once again and the bma's. Its awesome to see how freakin hudge bang camero is becoming. Hope everythin else is going so well in ur life. <3 tina
Hey Uncle Mike!! I loved getting to spend time with you this weekend. It was just what I needed to take my mind off of things: sweet bros, some brews, bands, and lots of talk about bowel movements. Hope you made it back safely!!
