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da_crank
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You mess with me, you'll be playing Jai Alai with Jesus.
Male
32 years old
Allston, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 8/2/2009
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lethargic
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da_crank's Interests
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| General | Music, music, music and more music. It is my goal to own an entire room full of CDs, just in time for a newer musical medium to become standard and have to buy each and every album again. A good, intelligent conversation, complete with witty banter and snappy comebacks, kind of like a Cary Grant/Katherine Hepburn film but with a better soundtrack. Attaining rock-goddom. Writing the great American Novel. Impregnating someone with my demon seed so the future has some part of my greatness to lead them to the promised land. | | Music | It's a sad cliche but, I'll listen to practically anything and I have the CD collection to prove it. | | Movies | Mindless violence, graphic sex and memorable catchphrases. If all three are present, huge bonus. | | Television | VH1 classic is the greatest station ever. Imagine that, a channel that plays music videos, someone is going to patent that idea and make a shit ton of money. |
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da_crank's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Hell, California: Pop. 4 | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate |
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da_crank's Schools
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Suny At Albany
Albany,New York
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: East Asian Studies with a Concentration in Japan
Minor: Journalism
Clubs: College Sucked
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Smithtown Hs
Smithtown,New York
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Thespians/School Newspaper/Hanging out in the video yearbook room all the time
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da_crank is ready for the day to be over. Posted at 1:16 PM Nov 23, 2007
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About me:
What can I say?
The world is a phony and dishonest place. Getting through the day involves choking down enough bile and hatred that could dissolve a medium sized dump truck. I won't sugarcoat things and I most certainly will not put up with your bullshit.
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Who I'd like to meet:
God, so I can kick him in teeth for being such a complete and total asshole.
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