Every day is Halloween in my mind, so don't mind my fascination with it if you please. Love cinema (horror in particular) but throw down on all kinds of movies (my 750 plus dvd collection will testify to that) everything from Heroic Bloodshed, dark drama, esoteric, weird, underground...you name it I will give it a try.
As far as sports go I love hockey (GO DEVILS!) and of course the Charlotte Checkers. Also like the NFL's own Kansas City Chiefs
Also do comic books. Have about a 35 thousand plus collection, and growing daily...
Also have started collecting original art in a big way, working on getting my first piece of outsider art. Also write and draw comic style. Working on a local to the southeast fanzine called GROUND ZERO!... Writing and drawing all kinds of cool stuff.
Also like to read. Have rediscovered my love with old school science fiction, sword and sorcery, horror. Writers like Heinlein, Robert E Howard, Lovecraft, Richard Matheson, Spillane, Stephen King, Clive Barker and their kind.
Hannibal Smith (You are 30% crazy and 61% bad-assed.)
You walk around in funny costumes, but compared to your friends you're Joe Average. Your level head and cool calculations always seem to do the trick. There's no doubt about it, you are the mastermind full of schemes and stratagems. And at the end of the day you can always light your cigar and bask in the personal victory of a plan that has come together.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...
The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Musicwise I am an old school headbanger. Love those old bands like UFO, Accept, Iron Maiden, UDO, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond...see the trend here? Not into newer bands for the most part (so many sound so similar today) but have discovered newer bands(90's to now) like Oasis, Radiohead, STP, Therion, Lake of Tears, Alabama 3, And you will know by the trail of the dead, Kasabian, Bile, Life of Agony, Stratovarius, GammaRay, Primal Fear, Riverboat Gamblers, Diary of Dreams...but the big one is Rammstein. It's amazing these guys keep on putting out quality material...each one as good and different as the last. Even now I am discovering new styles of music that blow my mind, so this one is ever changing.
Movies
I run the gamut here...favorites include Bubba Ho Tep, Robocop, Starship Troopers, Raiders of the lost ark, star wars trilogy (the first ones please, episode 1-3 were uhhhhhhhmmm) Evil Dead (all three) King Kong (1933) Ed Wood, Citizen Kane (I give up...way too many to name) Any film by directors David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Orson Welles Jim Jarmusch, Mel Brooks, Samuel Fuller and Tim Burton. Also a big fan Of John Woo, Paul Verhoeven and Sam Raimi. And yes, I admit that even as bad as the movies were I love Ed Wood's work too.
Your result for How Long Would you Survive in a Horror Film?...
The Horror Aficionado
Sometimes known as "the wise guy" or "the totally platonic best friend". This character is usually either the most likeable or most excruciatingly annoying character in the movie, because he's almost always the comic relief (or lack thereof). Sometimes he is the first to die because he figures out what's going on, tries to escape and is killed. However, the horror aficionado will more likely use his knowledge to devise the plan that eliminates the threat. That means he survives until the end where he ends up dying as a sacrifice so that the heroine can carry out the plan. Though he tends to lack a backbone, you do feel somewhat bad when he dies.
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no time for tv anymore, i will watch movies and old 50's to 70's tv shows...tv today is revolting and a waste of time...
Books
way too many to name...lots of old stuff mostly...Rediscovered my love of E R Burroughs, Robert E Howard, Richard Natheson, Ray Bradbury, Robert Heinlein, older Stephen King, H P Lovecraft, old school shudder pulps (The Spider, Doc Savage, The Shadow and any weird menace I can get my mitts on) Norvell Page, Joe Lansdale, Dennis MIller, George Carlin. Love reading behind the scene stuff about Hollywood, musical groups, hostile takeovers...
Heroes
Joe Lansdale, Don Hertzfeld, Tim Truman, the late Will Eisner, My parents, David Cronenberg Michael Schenker, Chris Cunningham,and that unnamed fireman in that picture taken inside the world trade center while the buildings were on fire. He was running up the stairs as the people were running downstairs (that picture will haunt me forever)
Your results: You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
100%
Spider-Man
80%
Iron Man
80%
Superman
70%
Catwoman
65%
Robin
58%
The Flash
55%
Supergirl
51%
Wonder Woman
46%
Batman
30%
Hulk
25%
Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.
About me: Older does not mean better or worse, it just means more. Don't let the age fool you, I am still very much the dreamer and the schemer, and still am not sure what I want to be when I grow up. Right now I work retail, try to help take care of my parents and play guitar in the dark rock band PSYTHE.
I am an artist, a writer, a musician and citizen of the moment. I am materialistic over things that are silly, and reckless with things I should be careful with. I have a cat (BOOTS!!!!)who is my little buddy and nihilistic partner in crime,anything else is open for asking
Hurricane (You scored 60% mad, 65% wild, and 10% wannabe!)
You are clever. And you are crazy. You have awesome ideas, a powerful wit, and no inhibitions to stop you. You will not be soon forgotten. You're a HURRICANE! You have tremendous power, and you do exactly what you want, whenever you want. Some people worship you, others hate you. But one thing is for certain: wherever you go, nothing will ever be the same again.
Invisibility (You're powers are 86% Mental, 88% Emotional, and 77% Physical!)
Better than sneaky, you can turn completly invisible. Great for infiltration and espionage missions, it doesn't lose effectiveness on the battlefield. The enemy can't hit what they can't see, and your ability to distract the enemy with covert strikes makes you a valuable resource to any team. Also a fun super power for practical jokes.
If you want someone more submissive, try any of these for sidekicks:
&Laser Eyes, you can teach them the subtle use of their power.
&Teleportation, you can teach them the importance of unseen travels.
&Time Control, you could make their ability to slip past people in time more effective.
If you want someone your equal, try any of these for partners:
&Elemental Control, their overt nature makes your covert nature more effective.
&Gravity Control, their ability to control enemies makes your job that much more easier.
If you want someone more dominant, try an &Explosive, their attention-grabbing nature might teach you when it's best to actually be seen.
Avoid &Super Fighter, their direct nature and lack of subtleness will only irk you.
Your result for The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test...
The Usurper
You have both the lust for war of the Knight and the wicked morals of the Cardinal. You are truly a dangerous one who likes power and will stop at nothing to get it. If the king dares stand in the way of your ambitions you will have no qualms about removing him from the throne and placing yourself there instead.
You scored high as both the Knight and the Cardinal. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Cardinal or the Knight, or you can be happy that you're an individual.
Who I'd like to meet: This one's a toughie...I really am open to meeting anyone, but not interested in having seven million friends on this place. I really dig meeting people that are out there, not afraid to be themselves, not afraid of the norm (whatever that is) Not interested in phonies or people out to make themselves look cool or on the edge just because they have a cool pic on here, or need to have constant praise or have incredibly bad self esteem. Cries for help are not welcome here...sorry. I did the knight in shining armor too many times in the past, and am not interested in that role anymore. I will keep as real as I can, you do the same and all will be fine.
Your results: You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
James T. Kirk (Captain)
70%
Geordi LaForge
70%
Spock
67%
Chekov
65%
Deanna Troi
65%
Worf
65%
Uhura
60%
Will Riker
55%
Mr. Scott
55%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
55%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Mr. Sulu
50%
Data
48%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
45%
Beverly Crusher
35%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top in your speech and expressions. You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.
