Kelsy
Kelsy Why did Jaws have to eat Robert Shaw :(

Female
24 years old
LA, California
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Kelsy's Interests
GeneralAnimals, weird gadgets, porn. But separately.
MusicGarbage. Actual Garbage, not the band Garbage.
Movies Ghost Busters, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Elling, Withnail and I, Back To The Future, Weird Science, North By Northwest, Children of Men, Deconstructing Harry, Raising Arizona, Grave of the Fireflies, Reflecting Skin, Trainspotting, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, Happiness, Wild Strawberries, Bikini Pirates, Kinky Kong, and many more.
Televisionacceptable tv , Strangers with Candy, Mr show, how its made, degrassi *barf/cry*, Kids in the hall, the critic, duckman, old simpsons, futurama, kath and kim, home movies, pete and pete, get the picture, planet earth, wonder showzen, mst3k, the state, stella, reno, ucb, fuckyou, the office, curb, colbert, daily show, snuff box, arrested development,til' death do us part !!!, the suck on cock show, tim and erics awesome show, great job, science channel, fuck you channel, eat shit channel, roseanne, the sarah silverman program, south parks neat, venture bros., , home movies, dr. katz, Good Eats, Unwrapped, You are what you eat, How Clean is your house.... probably more.
BooksMy favorite:

Ethan Frome
Grendel
HeroesGina Riley and Jane Turner Amy Sedaris, Jennifer Saunders, Joel hodgson, bob odenkirk Penis, Dick and Balls, my friends, parents, ingrid newkirk,
Groups: Grown-ups for Tatu!Joking Around with Julie Self (The Group!)Clinton, IAMUSCLE SQUAD!!!Mystery Science Theater 3000the killer nerds think babies are grossMommy and Daddy are getting a divorceThe Real Millionaires Club

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     Kelsy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Clinton, Iowa
Body type:5' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:If only!



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About me:
I can't think straight. I'm awkward- please help me have a normal conversation. I'm boring. Hey, look! ( ) )=====D~ ~ ~ youtube.com/kelsyabbott
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TAMMY

TAMMY



Nov 26 2009 9:11 PM

Happy Thanksgiving sweetheart!!! :)
{lady}Amy.Anguish.....(agroupie)

{lady}Amy.Anguish.....(agroupie)



Nov 26 2009 2:15 PM

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{lady}Amy.Anguish.....(agroupie)

{lady}Amy.Anguish.....(agroupie)



Nov 13 2009 4:31 AM

hey, saw community. great job! i loved it. =)
Peter Forystek

Peter Forystek



Nov 2 2009 3:38 AM

thanks for adding me.
Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Oct 8 2009 11:55 AM

Do you ever think of old software and get wistful?  Like, do you ever run google image searches for Windows 3.1, the one we used to have on the little computer on McKinley St, and sit and look at screenshots because it reminds you of being little?  
Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Sep 24 2009 3:46 AM

we should have an obsolete format week.  we could only play games on old systems, watch movies on VHS, and do our online social networking via myspace.  
Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Sep 22 2009 12:02 PM

Remember what a myspace queen you used to be?  You never went a day without ten comments.  Now look.  Nothing.  This place is a sparkly, spyware-infested approximation of post-apocalyptic e-worlds.

Do you think the people on secondlife and warcraft got a contingency plan together for running things if there's a nuclear war or gigantic pandemic?    
Mondo Spectacular

Mondo Spectacular



Sep 15 2009 7:38 AM

Happity Birthdidtty Kelsosh!
Bill Miller

Bill Miller



Sep 14 2009 7:46 PM

Happy Birthday Beautiful!!!
Mudtown

Mudtown Comics



Jul 27 2009 8:22 PM

Thanks for being a friend to Mudtown Comics.






www.mudtowncomics.com
CO-OP

CO-OP



Jul 20 2009 7:53 PM

Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Jul 17 2009 7:22 AM

Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Jul 7 2009 5:36 PM

Good Ol' Aunt Tony

Good Ol' Aunt Tony



Jun 30 2009 9:13 PM

Kelsy, I think I'm in love with Coco Swales. How do you tell a fiction how you feel?
Johnny Wiseau

Johnny Wiseau



Jun 30 2009 9:04 PM

Thank you for the Myspace add on your page. I see you are really into movies and things. I like movies too. I even made my own, maybe you've seen it? Bye, and don't hurt each other.
Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



Jun 28 2009 11:00 PM

A J Finney

A J Finney



Jun 17 2009 12:20 AM

Thanks for being a friend!

-AJ
Nikki

Nikki



Jun 10 2009 7:08 PM

you're a pretty plant!



how are you doin lady?!
I wanna come see you!
I want you to come see me too!
what's new?
Vatche

Vatche



Jun 4 2009 10:51 AM

Hey Kelsy, are you there? How come we don't hang out anymore? Oh yeah, you work a completely opposite shcedual than me doing the exact same work I do. Well, that sucks, doesn't it?

Well since I'm here, you've been bugging me to let you make a vaggie pizza for me. Well, look. Alright, it's fine you can make one. Actually it would be great if you could do it soon, like this weekend so we can all hang out with some veggie pizzas. I mean, thats what you wanted right? To make a veggie pizza for me? heh, well... OK SURE! Of course! I would lovvvve that. Have fun with it!
Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



May 26 2009 5:20 AM

Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



May 22 2009 5:35 AM

Vatche

Vatche



May 20 2009 6:08 AM

Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



May 15 2009 4:53 PM

Armond Poopson

Armond Poopson



May 6 2009 10:20 PM

Good Ol' Aunt Tony

Good Ol' Aunt Tony



May 5 2009 8:02 AM

ADVENTURES IN ADVERTISING! Another killer! You're not an animal.
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