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Daliso Chaponda
Black / Stand-Up / Blue Collar
Daliso Chaponda DALISO CHAPONDA (www.daliso.com)

Male
30 years old
Warrington
United Kingdom



Last Login: 12/2/2009
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   Daliso Chaponda's Comedian Bio
BioDaliso began his comedy career in Canada with the acclaimed one man show 'Feed This Black Man'. Subsequent appearances across Canada followed (highlights include The Just For Laughs Festival 2005 & CBC Televisions 'Crossing The Main'). In 2004 Daliso Chaponda headlined the 'Dont Let Them Deport Me Comedy Show' as a plea to officials to have his Canadian visa extended. The show was sold out, well reviewed and frenzied letters were written to bureaucrats. He was forced to leave anyway after one final show, 2005's 'Theyre Deporting Him Anyway'. Next, he worked as a comedy writer and performer in South Africa and recently he moved to the UK. In addition to Stand-Up Comedy, Daliso is a fiction writer. In 2002 he was a finalist in the L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future Contest and in 2006 he was shortlisted for the Carl Brandon Society Award.
Websitedaliso.com
TV ShowsTrans Canada Comedy Trail ’Crossing the Main’, Paramount Comedy’s ’World Stands Up’, ’Good News Week (AUS)’

    Daliso Chaponda's Interests
GeneralThe written word, the spoken word, the word of God as different cultures interpret it. Making people laugh, making people think, making people have orgasms, making people shake their heads dismissively.
MusicTracy Chapman, Wyclef Jean, Ani Difranco, FAVE SONGS: 'One Life - By The Last Emperor', 'Father and Son' - By Cat Stevens, 'Redemption Song - By Bob Marley'
MoviesMagnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Life is Beautiful, Amelie
TelevisionBattle Star Galactica, The Daily Show, Weeds
BooksFAVORITES: Spin by Robert Charles Wilson, The Time Traveller’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, Anything by Orson Scott Card, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Animal Farm by George Orwell, Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie, Wild Seed by Octavia E Butler, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, The Sandman by Neil Gaiman, Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis, Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel
HeroesPOLITICAL: Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Desmond Tutu WRITERS: Orson Scott Card, Susan Sontag, Octavia E Butler, JM Straczynski, Dan Guterman, Athol Fugard COMEDIANS: Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Joey Elias, Sugar Sammy, Martha Chavez

     Daliso Chaponda's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wherever I have Friends
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Writer, Stand Up Comedian

   Daliso Chaponda's Networking
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   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 18 2009 12:00P
Headlining @ Tallulah’s New Brighton
Sep 19 2009 12:00P
Headlining @ Tallulah’s New Brighton
Sep 24 2009 12:00P
Jongleurs Leeds
Sep 25 2009 7:00A
Jongleurs Glasgow
Sep 26 2009 12:00P
Jongleurs Glasgow
Oct 2 2009 12:00P
Westerners Calm Down - 1 Man Show Sheffield Comedy Fest

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   Daliso Chaponda's Blurbs
About me:
Malawian Writer and Stand Up Comedian presently based in the UK. More info available at daliso.com
Who I'd like to meet:
People who like to laugh. People who are pretentious. People who aren't. People who like straws and sunbathing. People who don't think before they speak. Particularly anyone in Manchester; just moved here and know a total of zero and a half people.

   Daliso Chaponda's Friend Space (Top 15)
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Daliso Chaponda's Friends Comments
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glen

glen



Nov 16 2009 9:38 AM


Thanks for being a Myspace friend.Can you please tell all your friends about our forthcoming film"The Limelight" an Independent British comedy about a struggling comedian?Many thanks if you can.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqs-GjYtyHk
Mary

Mary Anderson



Nov 5 2009 12:47 PM

I'm glad to know you!
CAT

CAT



Nov 4 2009 8:38 PM

Hi there

Did you come and see some of the fantastic Cats Cradle Comedy shows at the Manchester Comedy Festival 2009? Well, here is the good news, our shows have been nominated for the LOL Comedy Award for Best Show at the Manchester Comedy Festival. These fantastic show include:

Michael J Dolan - Ten Years of Empty Arrogance
Patrick Monahan – Cowboys and Iranians

Aaron Counter & Liz Stephens – ‘Mr and Mrs’
Matt Tiller’s Awkward Social Situations
John Smith - Sick and Twisted

John Thorp - Rich Tapestry of Nothing
Michael Thornton - Lies and Death
Daliso Chaponda - An African Perspective: Westerner’s Calm Down!

Graham Goring - HEX, Lives and Videogames
Joe Lycett - The People’s Choice
Duncan Oakley’s Favourite Things

Who do you want to win the LOL! Comedy Award for Best Show at the Manchester Comedy Festival this year?

Well, here is where you go to cast your vote. Vote wisely!!!! Voting closes on 6th November.

http:​​​/​​​/​​​www.​​​lolcomedyawards​.​​​co.​​​uk/​
"True-Brownii"

"True-Brownii"



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Trenton Stone

Trenton Stone



Jul 24 2009 9:44 AM


Anna

Anna Percy



Jul 2 2009 11:36 AM

Hello it was you I saw in Cornerhouse yesterday?
Violentbroccoli

Martin Plourde



Jul 2 2009 4:04 AM

Hi! These are my latest videos. I created them  for the Canadian Doritos Video contest. Feel free the leave a comment!

www.violentbroccoli.com

♥ L ♥

♥ L ♥



Jan 5 2009 12:59 PM

Hey, thanks for adding me.

xXx HAPPY NEW YEAR xXx
Corey Edwards

Corey Edwards



Dec 28 2008 10:54 PM

www. myspace. com/coreylefou2
www. myspace. com/coreylefou3
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=5KIO_jO8oBk
Check them out.
David

David Jonker



Dec 5 2008 2:46 PM

Volunteering
Doni Donn

Doni Donn



Nov 30 2008 1:49 AM

Happy Birthday, sorry I don't get by that often, so thought
I would do something special like stop through and help you
celebrate. Anyway just wanted to say have fun and hope it's
one you will always remember.
Best wishes from Doni
GigPay

GigPay



Nov 27 2008 6:04 PM

Hi Daliso,

Have a very happy birthday and a great weekend.

Hope the shows are going well.

From all at GigPay
michelle

michelle larks



Nov 27 2008 5:46 AM

Hi Daliso,

CHECK OUT STARSHA.COM FOR THE HOTTEST PICS!
STARSHA. COM

Blessings,

Michelle Larks
H2O (U.K’s FINEST) h2thefire@hotmail.com

H2O (U.K’s FINEST) h2thefire@hotmail.com



Nov 3 2008 12:36 AM

Just passin through, hope everything's cool with you.
H
Laaiqah

Laaiqah



Sep 24 2008 8:18 AM

Hi Daliso

Thanks for the add.

You were absolutely brilliant at Grand West Casino, Cape Town on Saturday evening. You have to come back sometime :-)

Enjoy the rest of your stay in SA.

Have fun!

Hugs
Laa'iqah
xoxoxo
CAT

CAT



Jul 4 2008 4:54 PM

How r u matey?
xx
CAT

CAT



Apr 10 2008 3:16 PM

Hello matey
YOu'll be back here soon. I bet you don't want to come back. Weather is still shite.
xx
Sam

Sam



Apr 2 2008 5:53 AM

Hey man thanks for accepting! Great show in melbourne! you were hilarious,
by far the best in the show.
good luck
cya
Glover

James Glover



Mar 31 2008 10:55 PM

Daliso u were freaking hilarious in melbourne, thnx 4 accepting.
Peace.
The Official Reece Omadeli

The Official Reece Omadeli



Mar 31 2008 9:48 PM

sup man fanks 4 acceptin u a funny guy dnt b a stranger 2 my myspace ive gt comedy all over my myspace
Shredmaster

Shredmaster



Mar 15 2008 10:43 AM

Hello Daliso, how are ya ?
Kerri

Kerri



Mar 10 2008 6:32 AM

Fabulous Show at the Gov on the 6th!!
Rachael

Rachael



Feb 5 2008 1:29 PM

Hey,
Saw you perform at Roper Hall in Preston for the other night. And your set is the funniest thing Ive heard in a long time! Keep it up!
xxx
paulderdash

Paul Ash



Nov 30 2007 5:32 AM

Happy brithday sir!

Have you convinced Madonna she should have adopted you yet?

I'm back in Montreal and hoping you're doing well
Dean

Dean



Nov 29 2007 7:01 PM

Happy Birthday

have a good one

Dean
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