A man was riding his Kawasaki ZX10R along a Cali beach highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Eastern Michigan University
Ypsilanti, MI
Graduated: 1995
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Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Sports Medicine
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1992 to 1995
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The Cleveland Clinic Cleveland , Ohio US Registered Nurse Cardiothoracic
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HPC Rochester Hills, MI US RN Independent Licensed Practitioner Nursing
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Crittenton Hospital Rochester, MI US RN Cardiology
April 2009 - Newbie
Dame Dash Strange what we must go through or even put ourselves through in order to really appreciate what you already have even though it's right in front of u Posted at 7:48 PM Apr 20 view more
Hi Damon. How are you? It just dawned on me that you just had a birthday recently, right? I am so sorry for forgetting to wish you a happy birthday. Anyway, please accept a late Happy Birthday wish from me! I hope this was the best one yet and that each year they keep getting better and better. Take care. Aliya
Hey Damon....yes I did go to Atlantic City to see Gayle compete..as u know she didnt place top 3, but should of cuz she was ripped!!! Yes I will be at the "O"...staying w/a friend at the New Orleans....hope too see you at the Expo!!!
Hey sweetie, i love being friends with you on myspace but are we also connected everywhere else??? Click on the banners so we can be friends everywhere;-) xoxo-MSA
I am still in AZ......couldnt afford to go home and try to go see my best friend compete in Atlantic City (pro level) on Sept. 11-12th....my friend Sean Allan in the either super heavy or heavy weights will be competing....so lookout for him. Have fun at home!!!!! and have a great weekend!!
yes I will be at the Olympia this year...cant wait, especially if my best friend (Gayle Moher) qualifies to compete in it!!! I am not competing anymore this year...training w/my trainer now in putting more muscle on my upperbody, hopefully I will compete next year back home in April, but if not, than I will compete here in July. Take care and have a gr8t week!!
Cris Cyborg! :) Yeah, things change as we get older. No more powerlifting for me and the bodybuilding has gone to fitness now. Just lost 20 lbs and not going back! Haven't had a motorcycle of my own for years now, but I still love it. Have a great week.
Hey hunnie, guess what!!! The much anticipated Music Video for my hit single "Bad Girl" is finally done! Watch it now at www.youtube.com/cherylmartinez and let me know what you think! I appreciate the luv & comments;-)
And don't forget i'm offering a FREE download of the Bad Girl song at www.cherylmartinez.com/fanclub for a limited time only! Tell your friends to go cop that joint, and feel free to add the song & post the video on your page!
