Damian
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Male
25 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 9/5/2008
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Damian's Interests
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| General | Swimming, Smoking, Going to Concerts, Pink Devil Ducks, Music, Photos, Absinthe, Vodka, Red Bull, Travel, V.I.P., Backstage Passes, Jyrki 69, Promotions, Shalom, Steph, Dizzy Draztik, Noizefront.net, After-Show Parties, Record Release Parties, Parties, Hangin with the Bands, Taking the Piss out of Ville Valo, Taking the Piss out of Americans, Europe, European Culture, European Food, Liquid Latex, Bondage, S & M, Sarcasm, Dennis Miller, Ali G, Graham Norton, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble, Piercings, Tattoos
| | Music | The 69 Eyes, Negative,
Placebo, Dope Stars Inc.,
Undercover Slut, Latexxx Teens,
Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson,
PIG, Nocturne, Lacuna Coil,
Malice in Wonderland, Slipknot,
Dope, Dead Star Assembly,
Hatepiece, 30 Seconds to Mars,
The Birthday Massacre, The
Beautiful Creatures, Murderdolls,
Wednesday 13, Rammstein,
Spyder Baby, Faster Pussycat,
Kingpin, Shotgun Messiah, Bang
Tango, Southgang, Nothin 2 Lose,
Type O Negative, Rob Zombie
| | Movies | Horror Flicks (like The Perfect Storm *shiver*), Ice Age, Shaun of the Dead, every Johnny Depp or Tim Burton film ever made
| | Television | Cash In The Attic, The Ali G Show, EastEnders, Catherine Tate Show, The Office UK
| | Books | God: The Ultimate Biography, Satan: A Biography, The Heroin Diaries, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
| | Heroes | It's hard to find role-models for today's modern duck to look up to. I mean, really, who is there? Donald? HAHA - Bitch please.
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Damian's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Gay | | Body type: | 0' 4" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Occupation: | Mascot |
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Cum On Feel The Noize
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GOOD IDEA / BAD IDEA
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My School Never Gave ME A Gold Star Worth $20,000
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About me:
I DON'T NEED YOUR WHORE TRAIN, I CAN PIMP MY OWN SHIT.
What up, yo? Is that American enough for you?
The name is Damian the Duck (AKA Dami, for short). I was brought into Noizefront.net last year to be their official mascot. It's a pretty cool gig and I love the ladies that do all the hard work. My job is to flatter the musicians and win them over with my charm and good looks. Every musician that makes their way to our pages is photographed with moi. To learn more about Noizefront and how it works, click here.
I was brought into the scene when the ladies were touring the Tower of London and bumped into me. Unable to resist me, we chatted over tea and they mentioned the webzine. The ladies are able to get to the gigs and the musicians, but were searching for a mascot as an ice breaker. Well, it seems a perfect fit, really. How could I say no?
But I digress.
My other duty with Noizefront includes a monthly article in which I get to bitch about pretty much anything I want. It's fantastic! I've been doing this for a few months and have become quite adapted to my surroundings, however, we noticed there was one drawback. There seemed to be no forum for comments or questions to me and, as I am an attention whore, I wanted to make sure that all of my adoring fans would have such an outlet. So, here I am, with a MySpace. I will be posting all of my rants here on a monthly basis and you, the people, will have your chance to share your voices back. I can't promise I'll respond to everyone and I'm sure I will disagree with most of you, but it should make for an interesting ride at least, right yeh?
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Who I'd like to meet:
I consider myself a pretty open-minded, modern duck. I'll talk with most anyone. I do enjoy a good, meaningful debate, so be sure to bring your wits with you. Also, if you're a musician, be sure to add me, you never know when we could meet up.
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