Baka Gondi

About me:

AIM BAKAGONDI

Well, I guess I write one of these up for once. My name is Dan, aka Gondi. My favorite band of all time is System of a Down, but I'm into a lot more bands than them. I can like most genres of music even if I don't like some I can still find a song or two that I like. I'm into making graphics and occasionally photoshopping pictures. So yeah I love to go out and dislike being one place for too long. I'm a little crazy and a perverted so watch out. ;P My fav colors are black and blue (brusies I know.) I'm into anime and manga and I don't care what you say about it I love that stuff. I wish I can go to Japan one day. So yeah I have some great friends. They're all awesome and all a little crazy or perverted like me. =P I'll help anyone, even strangers if they really do need help. If you need to talk to someone about anything that is either bothering you or you're just bored, you can always talk to me. Steve is my best friend and is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet, hell his nick name at school is Crazy Steve. There's a lot more to that kid than most poeple would think, and he was the one who pulled me agaianst the crowd and made me realize being yourself is better than following the crowd and he's taught me a lot of stuff from random facts to how to handle some siuations. Thanks man. I hate lyers, I mean I really, really, really, REALLY hate lyers. So don't lie to me about anything. I would rather get the horrible truth over a blissful lie any day. I'm 16 years old and a sophmore, but I sure don't feel that way most of the time. Most of the time I feel older but every once once in a while some exprience comes along and kicks me in the face and remiends I'm 16 but eh, I'll live, youth is good. x) But I've been mistaken for being 18 years of age. xD I don't drink, smoke, or do any drugs of any kind except medical and I don't plan on drinking, smoking, or doing any illegal drugs. I'm quite a laid back person I like to chill and go on long pointless walks that lead to nowhere. I think sports are retarded. I don't see any point them at all, sure they can occasionally be fun to play or to watch but I won't go out of my way to do either. I love to read, it's just a great way to relax and get lost in a world that isn't your own. I'm into phoyography, I think it's fun to go looking for some nice shots of stuff and taking pictures of people. If ya ever see me in real life, I will most likely have my camera on my person. Day dreaming is one of my favorite hobbies. I have an amazing imagination, I get lost in it quite often and I often get into deep thought. I found this little thing on a horoscope site but I think it is quite true about myself. I dream, therefore I am. I want to have a great adventure one day, I know it probaly won't happen but one can always hope. That is all for now till I come up with more.

"Words can be like X-rays, if you use them properly-they'll go through anything." - Brave New World

"GALATICA!"

"Well I can spirit punch a ghost." "So you're saying if I pick up a spirit crowbar with my spirit hand and hit a ghost in the head?"

"I feel like a clock."

"I was just sick of masturbating off porn, so I had sex."

"You should just come in the house and steal some stuff, we'll spilt the insurence money fifty-fifty."

"No, you're lieing to me. I can smell it through your teeth."

"I'm tired. I gotta fuck your mom "Why?" "Because she has a needle in the back of her vagina that injects caffine straight into my bloodstream."

"N****** be stealin my toast."

"You know what makes me happy? What? I stick my hand in electrical boxes and yell chidori before I pass out."

"By the way in the flame picture I see a horse...dont ask."

"erm.... okedokey... Well.... erm... Teenage relationships are like... erm those.. uhhh... there like... ummm... Really cheap products bought from the backstreets of shanghai.... or ps1's that play N64 games on discs sold on the backstreets of mexico... eitherway.. illegally produced products with poor build quality... And erm lots of other shit... but now im getting off topic.. but erm yeah.. teenage relationships are like that usually... Cheap.. poorly built... and. erm.... Cheap... Erm... Breakable... and they give you adequete satisfaction for your money(which was next to nothing)... but now im overdoing this.. im makin em seem horrible... how about... Lets say there.... not AS serious..."

"Ahh it's so loud, all the voices in head won't shutup!" "Hmm, I got it lucky then." "Why is that?" "The voice in my head is a mute."

"My mom braids my pubic hair."

"Ahhh my boobs keep falling out." "What? Are they velcro or something?"

"A PUSSY NEVER POPS!"

"What if God dosen't care?" "Then we'll have one hell of a party."

"Dude thanks for the drink man, my throat feels like I just gave a hundred blowjobs."

"Entertain me I'm bored." "Masterbate or something." "Ugh, I'm trying not to."

"Vengo en tu boca." "Gracias, por el regalos"

"Yes, so i've noticed. You are a charactor Gondi." "You mean character? and yes I know I am" "ohmygod. I should smack you. I get correbted on that ALL the time. You have like NO idea."

"NOOO, Kelsey's the liar. Don't trust her. Who do you think knows how to handle a gun better? Ok... don't answer that!"

"What do you do on the weekends? Fuck wookies?"

"Everything from my ribs and up are big, everything below is small."

"It's Grace thinking out loud thing, it's a ninja attack but with words!"

"I lost The Game."

"In case you didn't notice I'm impervious to whining.""in case you didn't notice I don't understand big words."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm not awake is to sleep."

"Dude sign into your myspace so we can watch that video." "Dude you can sign into yours and then get to my profile from your myspace." "Oh yeah..." "Yeah, the internet is so intreasting, thank you ninjas."

"When girls meet Steve for the first time, they go home wet."

"I got speeding ticket man." "For what?" "Speeding..."

"I can multi-task but I dont like getting my keyboard sticky and masturbating is something I like doing with at least one hand and typing is something I like doing with 2 hands and I know math, I dont have 3 hands"

"Yes babies... they poop.. and they have diapers.. so you gotta change em.. which is gross.. and then they vomit on you.. and thats gross.. and they are stupid... and usually not as cute as people think they are... they are usually boring to be around.. kinda... ya know... goo goo ga ga aint anywhere as cool as a real convo.. and then they turn 10 years old... and there still kinda stupid.. just rebelious now.. and then there 16, and there smoking crack, and screwing a trannie and giving her a hand job at the same time while in gouge my eyes out in pain."

"I basically like objects with faces. It makes it seem more natural when I go to rape them"

"I hate when people don't answer me, so I answer myself."

"L.O.G."

"No you will never become a girl, you fail, end of story."

"That sounds more like it, but thats wrong! For now..as in it was right then, but it is no longer."

"I'm giggling so much it tickles my boobs."

"Why 72 virgins? Because 71 isn't enough."

"Masterbation papercut."

"Yeah, my head hurts."

"But then you wanted to impress girls and boys. No that's when I lift my shirt."