About me:

10-22-09 -- Read this: If I don't know you, don't add me. No need to message me, either. I have more than I can easily keep up with as it is with the 550 or so people on this site that I already know I like. I won't have sex with you, I won't chat with you on AIM, I don't want to hear your band, and I especially don't want to go to your club. Don't bother.

More than anything else, I have a (partially) public and fully filled out profile for my own entertainment. I'm narcissistic enough to admit this. Someday, when I die, my loved ones can use this information for my shrine. I'm really not here to make new friends.

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Don't you think 27 years is quite a bit to fit into such a small box?

Fine. If you insist.

- I wore eyeglasses for 21 years of my life. As of recently, I got contact lenses. I'm quickly amassing a good collection of fabulous sunglasses.
- My van is my starship. I even have stickers on the inside to make it more like one.
- I started using netspeak a long time ago, with my tongue planted firmly in cheek. Six years later, I still cannot break habits like saying "brb" when I get up to use the restroom, or "OMG" when I'm surprised or excited.
- I travel a lot. I tell people it's for my job(s), but really, it's because I like it. I just find jobs that allow or encourage me to go where I want.
- I'd be just as willing to stay in one place, for the right amount of money, and the chance to spend more time with my guy.
- I've been known to spend months at a time living in a tent, frequently with no electricity or running water. By choice. I'll probably do it again, too. The only thing I mind about it is not having cold milk for my cereal when I wake up in the morning. Ok, also when my tent leaks.
- I have the best boyfriend anyone in the universe could hope for. Really. Be jealous. He's brilliant, insanely hot, has a sense of humor that matches mine (i.e. we are the funniest people EVER), treats me like I'm a princess without expecting me to be one, and he makes a killer awesome turkey soup. My cat adores him nearly as much as I do.
- I'm a tomboy who just recently learned to be girly. Don't think I won't kick your ass just because I'm wearing stilettos and too much eye makeup.
- If it's blue and shiny, I can probably be convinced to like it.
- I am always willing to go rollerskating.
- I don't need to be at karaoke to start performing my favorite songs when they come on. I've been known to do it in convenience stores, parking lots, shopping malls, daquiri stands, gas stations, diners, and anywhere else the urge strikes.
- Everything great you've heard about me is true; everything mean is bullshit from haters. Can we move on now, please? :)

Every single thing I'm proud of doing since I turned 24 has been a life changing experience.

Also, I'M MADE OF BEES!!!

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