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Dance Bastards
Electro / Rap / Punk

"Fit for purpose thats what we say.."

Hull, Northeast
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  5/28/2008
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   Dance Bastards: General Info
Member Since4/19/2006
Band MembersAmy - Guitar and Beatz



Kate "the brains" Wood - Dirty Rhymes



Ewan Gordon (Coneyislandsound) - Magician and big brother



InfluencesBikini Kill
Julie Ruin
Chicks on Speed
Peaches
Le Tigre
Gossip
Beastie Boys
Kill Rock Stars
Team Stephanie
The Schoolgirls
AC/DC
M.I.A.
Dolly Parton
Murder City Devils
Missy Elliott
Salt N Pepa
Jeffree Star
Bangs
Lesbians on Ecstasy
Sleater-Kinney
C Average
Digital Underground
Charles and Eddie
Desmond Dekker
Sir Mix-a-lot
Snoop Dogg
The Donnas
Moloko
The (International) Noise Conspiracy
The Hi-Fives
Ted Leo + Pharmacists
Motley Crue
Rancid
Lil' John
Ludacris
Ciara
Hellcat Records
The Distillers
Erase Errata
Lunachicks
Chaka Demus & Pliers
Gloria Estefan
Princess Superstar
Li-Lo
Ohnotheydidnt
Peter Wentz's penis

www.bed14.com



Sounds LikeRaw Talent BBC Radio Humberside Number 3 pick of the week -
"Brilliant...annoyingly catchy.. Superb!"

NME 12th August 06, Number 3 Breaking Bands Pick of the Week:



A review of our old band in NME:


John Earls, Planet Sound 16/04/07


Paul Heaton, Interview with Julia Grant for thisisull.com
- "I like what I've heard of the Dance Bastards"
Type of LabelNone




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   About Dance Bastards
Dance Bastards are Amy and Kate "the brains" Wood.

Amy and Kate have known each other for years. Previously rivals on the East Yorkshire Junior Disco Dancing championship circuit, they decided to bury the hatchet and form a rock ’n’ roll band called .."7">MISS CURIE LAW. When they were forced to part due to musical differences and a reoccurring penchant for Battenburg, cherryade and Peter Levy, the Hull music scene found itself devoid of irony, hotpants and schoolgirl rhymes. That is until now.

With a little encouragement, a constant nagging from loved ones and a couple of mentions in the NME, they decided to pull it together and make the music they present for you today.

   Dance Bastards's Friend Space (Top 23)
Dance Bastards has 1769 friends.
 Amy 


 the brains 


 Coney Island Sound 


 Miss Curie Law 


 stephanie 


 Jim 


 Miss Heslin 


 Joe 


 Notorious V.I.C 


 The Sesh 


 Under the Influence 


 jodof 


 Starpaw 


 Her Royal Michness 


 Club Motherfu*ker 


 Maria Lee 


 'Drea 


 Chris !..! 


 jamie & paul 


 Circle K 


 Alice 


 Mr Beasley 


 Tom 





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Hull vibe





Oct 2 2007 9:00 AM

There are now quite a few video interviews and live performances from local bands on the Hullvibe Video section and i’m feeling that its time to do someting a little bit different, a little less serious and a little more random.

So i propose....



A HULLVIBE LOUNGE!



Hulls music scene is growing bigger and better with more and more talent putting Hull on the Musical Map. Weather it’s Headlining at The Sesh, Playing to a packed Adelphi or representing what Hull can offer on the Unsigned stage at Leeds Festival, theres no doubt that Hulls got Talent.



I’m looking for Hull bands to put on their own versions of cheesy pop classics so I can film it and stick it up on Hullvibe and maybe even the Big Screen in the City Centre for everyone to have a listen to the local scene doing something a little bit different.



And by ‘Cheesey Pop Classics’, I’m talking;



S Club 7
Pink
Take That
Backstreet Boys
5ive
Girls Aloud
Sugar Babes
Westlife
Justin Timberlake
Britney Spears
Madonna
Kylie


You see where i’m going with this...



So if your in a local band and are up for the challenge of taking over a cheesy classic and ripping the piss out of it, drop me an email, chat post or the good old myspace message.



Let me know what song you want to ruin, when you’ll be ready to stonk it and i’ll arrange a venue to film it at.



Reckon you’ve got more tricks up your sleeve? Get in touch!



Lucy Hullvibe

E: info@hullvibe.co.uk

http://myspace.com/hullvibe

http://myspace.com/lulucy_clark
This Is Ull Live





Sep 28 2007 8:22 AM

This Is Ull Live's Calendar
***************************************************************

28 Sep 2007 8:00
LECORUM, REDNITE STRIP AND THE CLIQUES!!!
****************************************************************



26 Oct 2007 8:00
KILL SURF CITY, GST CARDINALS + RILEY AND THE MUMPS!!!



30 Nov 2007 8:00
THE SORRY LOVES, THE JOHNSONS + AWFUL SCENES!!!



21 Dec 2007 8:00
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - DETAILS TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!!!
Lets Start Again - Try www.myspace.com/pigboylukey





Sep 10 2007 7:50 AM

Now then Batsards,

how's it going? do you have any shows coming up any time soon?

x x
jamie & paul





Sep 8 2007 8:20 AM

was great to see you at sesh, few week ago, shall try to be a bit more soberesque! next time (think i scared amy!) hope you play soon jay x and paul xx
Osborn-Cambridge





Sep 7 2007 8:01 AM

Hey I love you guys!

Can I play some of your stuff on my radio show? You write some top tunes!

George
Fifty Nine Violets





Aug 29 2007 8:16 AM

Ah bless you! That must make you the nicest girls in electro then!! Good times all round. X X X X
Miss Heslin





Aug 27 2007 12:31 PM

Good luck 2nght, very sorry i cant be there.

Have a good one and i'll c u on friday for a piss up!
Lets Start Again - Try www.myspace.com/pigboylukey





Jul 6 2007 5:20 AM

hey hey Bastardos!

when's your next gig??? i need to know! x
paul dakeyne





Jun 27 2007 2:48 AM

click me
Kira


Is Online


Jun 26 2007 6:40 AM

Come on guys, time to play your home town again!!!by the way the backgrounds fab, never met any other love&rockets fans in hull....:oD xx
Lets Start Again - Try www.myspace.com/pigboylukey





Jun 21 2007 12:03 PM

hey DB!

long time no see, and looking at your profile and lack of gigs coming up, i may not do for a while.

and still no mary janes on your profile. tut tut!!!!

hope all's good and well!

Love Luke. x x
James Fitch





Jun 21 2007 4:35 AM

Hey guys, pround to be your friend:-) Hope to catch you soon!
jonjo feather





Jun 20 2007 3:05 AM

hi dance bastards, thanks for finding me. x
The Fav





Jun 16 2007 5:10 PM

Greetings Dance Bastards

Thanks For Finding/Adding The Faversham & Welcome To Our MySpace Home

Best Wishes - Team Faversham
la fraicheur





Jun 16 2007 4:55 AM

just keeping on djing your tracks over and over again
just keeping on loving it
you keep the good job done!
Doll Face





Jun 15 2007 9:09 AM

hey girls..was wondering when ull next b playin in hull???x
The Sidekicks Lounge





Jun 13 2007 7:08 AM

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Fine 69





Jun 6 2007 9:02 AM

Ahh fair fucks. Well just give us a buzz as soon as you find out? Check for Wednesday 29th August aswell just incase the dates been booked by then :)

x x x
Fine 69





Jun 5 2007 10:04 AM

Hey.. tried messaging you..is 30th August alright to gig?

x Fine69
Circle K





Jun 3 2007 3:15 PM

I love buca .... my dedication was awesome. i still remember! xx
HiFi Club





Jun 2 2007 3:41 PM

Hey Dance Bastards

Thanks For Finding/Adding The HiFi Club & Welcome To Our Space.

Best Wishes - Team HiFi
jamie & paul





Jun 1 2007 5:01 AM

now then ladies, when you gigging next? fancy some bastard action, jamie xx
Wintermute - Fun With Wizard Stencils out 04/08/08





May 28 2007 7:29 AM

ta for the add. how are you doing?

-Dan
xleex photography





May 25 2007 9:51 AM

now then,

hows things not seen either of you for a while.

i was just wondering if you'd want any more pictures doing soon, i got my new fancy camera and wanna practice some promo shots if your intrested let me know

lee
Justin Chapta™





May 23 2007 12:32 AM

Hey what it do....

Holla!!!

;]
Reallymint Records





May 19 2007 8:55 AM

thank you so very much. new songs for you 2 download....
brian clarke x
Original Heroes





May 19 2007 8:54 AM

ta for the performance in brad vegas last week, we'll be in touch again soon once we're up an running at the new venue.
paul dakeyne





May 15 2007 5:54 AM

Hi Bastards! I'm DJ'ing at The Attic this Friday (18th May) for 'RADIOHEDZ', a night of 'Bands, Beats 'n Basslines'! Hope to see you there...

Download theFREE 'Radiohedz Mash-Up'mix for your iPod and computer NOW!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/radiohedz-mash-up-attic-mp3.html

'Radiohedz' - every 3rd Friday at The Attic Hull
Ghost Dawg





May 14 2007 9:44 AM

woof!
Notorious V.I.C





May 13 2007 2:05 PM

Have you guys ever thought about writing a tune for eurovision.
You would so win!
BBoy Lynkz ®





May 13 2007 10:50 AM

hey cheers and i defo will u look like crazy party girls so il defo let u know :P hehe x
Original Heroes





May 6 2007 2:07 AM

See you this saturday, a flyer for the gig for your promo pleasure
tt-poster-may-v7
Liza Radley





May 3 2007 4:37 AM

Dance Bastards get a mention in the new interview with Mr Heaton (ex Beautiful South) at www.thisisull.com. Thought you ought to know. x
The Sidekicks Lounge





Apr 29 2007 10:44 AM

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jamie & paul





Apr 24 2007 1:43 PM

hey gals, sorry but we are gonna miss ur gig at the lamp tomorrow :( hope to catch u again really soon. Have a great gig! xxxxxxxx
Johnny Organ





Apr 20 2007 8:16 AM

Thanks girls. LOving the tunes. Love the attitude and name even more. Would love to come and see you, so if your ever near Glasgow, please let me know. Cheers. x
The Sesh





Apr 18 2007 8:37 AM

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NEXT WEEK -
TUESDAY 24TH APRIL 2007 :

Hey you

Don't watch that watch this

This is the heavy heavy monster sound

The skankiest sound around

So if you've come in the off the street

And you're beginning to feel the heat

Well listen buster you better start to move your feet

To the rockinest rock steady beat of THE TALKS

ONE STEP TO THE SESH !!!


Seriously, THE TALKS are the hottest band in town at present (along with you of course !) and have been wowing audiences across the country during their first UK Tour. Led by the fantastic Pat, THE TALKS promise to deliver the goods next TUESDAY.


PLUS we have THE JOHNSONS in session TOO.

These guys have just secured their first single deal and in the last twelve months have produced some of the catchiest tunes known to man or whippet - Always on the playlist at THE SESH and were also featured on the Steve Lamacq's RADIO ONE show last September.


And to add a bit more spice to the night we've invited Beverley's finest, SUB STANDARD JACK to make their debut at THE SESH.


This promises to be a corker of a night - TRUST ME ON THIS ONE !
jamie & paul