Aislinn
"My brother is a Grade A Jerk."

Female
24 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States



Last Login: 9/6/2008
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    Aislinn's Interests
GeneralMy foremost interest is sociological. I people-watch with a vehemence, and if I meet a compelling new person, I like to query them on their history. I feed off of experiences like an anecdotal parasite. Anything novel is by default interesting to me. When I have absorbed it, it loses its appeal. I like to get into people's personal space, and say things designed to make them uncomfortable, to see how they react. I read, a lot. Riding the bus and Hangover Sundays provide me plenty of time for this endeavor. I love webcomics. Something Positive, Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Toothpaste for Dinner are checked frequently. I love comic books, but I'm picky about the ones I read. No superheroes. Unless you count The Maxx as a superhero... but you shouldn't, if you know anything about The Maxx. I most certainly attend the Emerald City Comicon. That's right people, you may see a well-adjusted, popular young lady, but really I'm just a big ol' geek. I longboard, very amateurly, and I can't wait for warmer weather. I like to make things, and I have accumulated more craft supplies than is probably reasonable. I play A LOT of Scrabble, and never say no to a game of Trivial Pursuit.
MusicAimee Mann, Andrew Bird, The Anniversary, Aqueduct, Brand New, Bright Eyes, The Dandy Warhols, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Elefant, Frou Frou, Gatsbys American Dream, Hidari Mae, Holy Ghost Revival, Ima Robot, Jets to Brazil, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, Ben Kweller, Lindsay Lohan, The Lonely Forest, The Lyndsay Diaries, Mates of State, Modest Mouse, Nada Surf, The National, The New Amsterdams, Ozma, Peaches, Pedro the Lion, Pleasureboaters, Rainer Maria, Regina Spektor, Rocky Votolato, Slowreader, Speed not Steel, St. Vincent, The Stratford 4, The Violent Femmes, Weezer
Moviesdark humor, horror, 80's. The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Royal Tenenbaums, Say Anything, Donnie Darko, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Real Genius, Sixteen Candles, Better Off Dead, Legend, Pump Up the Volume, Heathers, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Buffalo 66... I like a lot of movies and I don't have all day.
TelevisionJeopardy, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Law and Order, CSI (Vegas and NY only, NO Miami), Project Runway, Adult Swim (ATHF!), My So Called Life, Degrassi: The Next Generation (don't knock it till you've tried it).
BooksSome favorites are Ada by Nabokov, and This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald. I like anything else by those authors (I've read all five of FSF's novels and most of his short stories. Nabokov was much more prolific, but I'm getting there). I read mostly classics. A few (of few) contemporary authors I enjoy are David Sedaris, Daniel Quinn, and Jonathan Safran Foer. As far as comic books go, mostly anything published by SLG is good by me. Mostly. Dark Horse, IDW, and Vertigo are pretty reliable, as well.
HeroesAmory Blaine, Fnarf, and The Maxx.
Groups: The PlagueEmerald City (SEATTLE)moss man fan clubFriends of AssmanThe First & Best Something Positive Groupmark martucci street teamR PlaceRachel's Craft Club!

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     Aislinn's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown: Camden, ME
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Receptionist/Admin. Assistant
Income:Less than $30,000



Aislinn is excited for Columbia City Beatwalk this evening.

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   Aislinn's Blurbs
About me:
Schadenfreude. Learn it, live it, love it. As a rule, any joke I enjoy is offensive. Though I do have an affinity for the slight soul-death that is perceptible upon hearing a good (read: bad) pun. I demand that books I read be of a high quality and have great disdain for authors of what I (perhaps unfairly) refer to as "fluff." There are too many life-changing books out there to waste my time with stuff like that. If you read them, great--the fact that you read at all deserves respect. I'm just not interested. Despite my strict standards for enjoyable novels, I consume comics, magazines and celebrity gossip at an alarming rate. I think it's a time-management thing--if it's a book that will take at least a few hours (if not days, or even weeks) then it must be edifying, but if it'll just be quick and dirty then the bar is set low. This may or may not be a common theme in other areas of my life (if you're a betting man, I'd bet it all on "may"). I'm a vegetarian, and have been for nearly eleven years. I don't eat anything with a nervous system, to be more specific, as that generally negates any argument about whether seafood counts as meat. To me, it does. That said, if we're out to eat together, I really don't care what you order. Honestly. Eat whatever you want. Just don't think you're clever if you offer me a bite. I drink, but never smoke or do any illicit drugs. I don't do many licit drugs either-- I am wary of most prescription drugs (including birth control), I limit my caffeine intake; I don't even take ibuprofen unless it's an extreme situation. I'm not a prude and I won't judge you if ingesting mind-altering substances is high on your priority list. As long as you're not all hopped up on goofballs while we're hanging out. Because then you'll probably be annoying.
Who I'd like to meet:
Comic book nerds. Avid readers. Amateur drunkards. Out-of-towners. Bruise enthusiasts. Middling failures. Oceanographers.

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nick





Sep 5 2008 9:26 PM

You're right, basically your iphone is better than a genie.

It's just that some crazy shit about Palin seems to drop every couple of hours, and now I'm always excited for the next exciting revelation, like that she was caught on tape fucking the shit out of bears.
nick





Sep 5 2008 9:07 PM

I need more Sarah Palin coverage. They got me all addicted and shit. Also sex tapes.
d-d-d-dana!





Aug 29 2008 11:02 PM

god. come home already. i'm getting sick of talking to matt.
d-d-d-dana!





Aug 25 2008 6:28 AM

oh man, you're one of those people now?!? good job. you're somebody!

guess what i've done this weekend? nothing.
nothing includes eating a lot and sitting in the jacuzzi tub. big kent weekend.

see you tuesday! oh and i have other weird dreams to tell you about.
nick





Aug 25 2008 5:36 AM

So fun. So, so fun.
nick





Aug 25 2008 5:19 AM

Somewhere Steve Jobs is swiveling around in a chair, Montgomery Burns-style, and saying 'Excellent.
'
d-d-d-dana!





Aug 23 2008 9:22 PM

i was wondering why you hadn't replied to my text this morning. i was telling you about the awesome dream i had last night where stevie wonder was sitting next to me at the piano and singing with me while i played 'easy' by lionel richie. pretty much the best dream ever.
nick





Aug 22 2008 6:40 PM

Yup, that's the one.
Jordan





Aug 22 2008 6:14 PM

Also, the birdy said something about Legend.....?

As in Tom Cruise/unicorns?
nick





Aug 21 2008 8:45 PM

It's ok to want to see Reefer Madness the musical.
Jordan





Aug 20 2008 7:04 PM

A little birdy told me we may have a second double date on Friday....
d-d-d-dana!





Aug 17 2008 9:45 PM

i made you a present. key word: dinosaur.
d-d-d-dana!





Jul 20 2008 7:19 AM

unfortch, wayne told me that one a couple months ago. but, i'll pretend it's the first time i heard it so you don't go and cry.

thanks!
d-d-d-dana!





Jul 11 2008 6:22 AM

that's true. butt cancer is pretty funny.
d-d-d-dana!





Jul 10 2008 7:25 AM

i can't remember, which is funnier: cancer or aids?
d-d-d-dana!





Jul 8 2008 1:04 AM

re: the below. i tell you what. i was pretty stoked the day i taught myself that piano solo...........when i was 12.
nick





Jul 7 2008 6:37 PM

Also, in honor of the ridiculous anecdotes I'll have for you next time we hang out:

Toneman





Jun 24 2008 2:46 PM

Please ensure that Journey is on every bar's musical queue in mid-August. Also, if you could kidnap Smokey that would be great.
Thanks!
Andrea





Jun 12 2008 11:16 PM

Oh good for the foot! Freemont Fair is next weekend! Im so pumped !! You two going, lets meet up!?? its going to be such fun!! Gig Harbor is such a cute place to visit tho, and it is nice to have space, you know how commit phobe i get, but Isak and I have been an of and on again thing, so its been a while...:) Im happy.
Want to see your pretty face!!
Mr. Poe





Jun 12 2008 12:38 AM

Yes! YES! That's exactly what I was going to propose!

Afterwards, we can blow up a mansion!
Andrea





Jun 12 2008 12:23 AM

just picked up a new habbit - called "drunken SORRY"... yessssssss!!! Only prob is my boy lives SOUTH in Gig Harbour - this will require a plan! - hey is your foot still broken??
Andrea





Jun 11 2008 6:13 PM

NO, YOUR hot! I miss your georgous face!! Will I ever see it again!!? ME and You - girls night sometime!? Puuulease!!? I would love to meet the new man - we could always be queer and double date - ewwww.... CALL ME PRETTY LADY!!!! xoxoxox
Mr. Poe





Jun 11 2008 4:13 PM

I can't make it to SH. What are your plans for the weekend? We should do something super liberal.
Lara





Jun 11 2008 2:22 AM

Pshaw! No such think as too drunk for games. Only too drunk to win at Catan.
I believe we will indeed be going to Slog Happy, so I'll see you there and we can brainstorm a game simple enough that we can beat Joh at it in any state!
Lara





Jun 10 2008 10:03 PM

Definitely! Joh had also been trying to tempt me into going to Slog Happy on Thursday.
Might you be there, and amenable to some post-Slog Happy Settlers action?
Lara





Jun 10 2008 4:20 AM

I was watching a movie and I discovered this man who looks oddly like your boyfriend. Seriously, check it out http://www. movingpicturesmagazine. com/images/gallery/SDFF07_ken_marino. jpg
d-d-d-dana!





Jun 8 2008 6:51 PM

can you wake the fuck up, please?
d-d-d-dana!





Jun 6 2008 11:58 PM

so, i got one corn. and, really, if it wasn't raining so goddamn hard, i'd probably walk over there and get another.
oh, and i figured out another thing i don't like: driving in parking lots.
Mr. Poe





Jun 2 2008 3:45 PM

Ha-well let's do something, yo!
Mr. Poe





May 22 2008 8:40 PM

Oh hi.
King of Carrot Flowers





May 21 2008 7:24 PM

I opened the cupboard under the sink this morning and cringed in fond admiration at all the Pabst cans in our recycling... it made me think of you :)
d-d-d-dana!





May 20 2008 1:16 PM

i really hope you're not touching all my stuff while i'm gone. actually, it's cool, you can touch my stuff all you want.
hey-yo!
nick





May 19 2008 9:26 PM

Pick you up from work? Gots to be in the factoria by 7pm showtime. It's going to be hotter than a south king county bbw party.
nick





May 19 2008 6:40 PM

I have VIP passes to a screening of Indy 4: The LeDouchey Skull tomorrow night.
You're like a VIp and shit, right?
King of Carrot Flowers





May 17 2008 7:21 PM