Tom Hooper
Brahm
Ear Candy
Essoill
Godson
James Junkin Jr.
Mew
Neverending White Lights
Arcade Fire
Zit Remedy
Movies
The Muffin Man
Rotten Shaolin Zombies
Troma (all)
Tempe (all)
Quiroz Bros. (all)
Polonia Bros. (all)
Ernest P. Warrell movies (all)
Transylvania 6-5000
Cabin Boy
Freddie Got Fingered
UHF
Meatballs II
Real Genius
Howard the Duck
Monster Squad
Santa's Slay
Expect No Mercy
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
Clash of the Titans
Robot Jox
Garbage Pail Kids
It Came From Hollywood
Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
A Christmas Story
Cosmic Christmas
Rankin-Bass claymations (all of 'em!)
Dancing Monkey Productions is so much more than just a production company unleashing no-budget b-movies upon the world -- we're a movement unto ourselves, taking on the flashy, fancy mainstream cinematic releases and beating them over the head with giant Looney Tunes-styled hammers. That's just how we do.
-- www.dancingmonkeyproductions.net THE MUFFIN MAN He's evil. And delicious.
Summer is over, the day-olds are a day older, and it's business as usual at the struggling donut shop on Drury Lane. Chad, Jane, and the rest of the staff have no idea that the shop's former proprietor - serial killing baker, Desmond Bailey - is about to return to the scene of his original crimes. Deformed, enraged, and possessed by a malicious demon, Bailey is more dangerous than ever. It's up to Hank, the grizzled detective who ended the baker's first killing spree, to convince the staff of the imminent danger. Will they heed his warnings before it's too late, or suffer a delicious demise at the hands of the menacing murderer with a massive muffin for a head? The heat is on, the timer is set, and a new evil is on the rise!
ROTTEN SHAOLIN ZOMBIES An epic tale of brotherly love, bad sushi & ass-kicking zombies
Two brothers, the best of friends, devout martial artists, inseperable. One fateful sushi dinner would forever change the nature of their relationship and send them on a crash course to death and destruction. Thinking his dear brother has been killed by the toxic venom of the live dirty lungfish that tore out his eye, Lone Brother trudges through life, wondering how he will ever be able to continue on all alone. Little does he know his brother has returned to walk the earth as the undead, pissed off and craving human flesh. The stage is set for an epic battle where brother must face brother, zombie versus the living, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance! (Okay, that may be a little overreaching, but...)
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Who I'd like to meet: All you cool & wonderful folks who love & support low-budget filmmaking! Because you're beautiful to me, each in your own special way! Yes, even you!
Dancing Monkey Productions's Friend Space (Top 21)
Hey! Check out the video Lloyd Kaufman of Troma directed for us. Our latest album has just been released on itunes, click the album cover below to check it out! Thanks, notthegovernment.
Minons! We're about to rlease our biggest film yet, CockHammer, on July 17th! Catch up on all the StrangeVille insanity with this Super Hack Pack! All 4 Feature Films, plus 5 T shirts to rep the sickness in your town for just 75 bucks! That's more than 40 dollars off retail! Act now so you're not left in the dark when CockHammer ejaculates all over your big ugly face piece!
Where there is light, there is hope. Where there is friendship - peace and truth. Christmas is a time for celebrating the special people in our lives. When we cannot find our way, we light a flame.
Happy New Year and wishing you all the best in 2007!!!! May your muffins be undead, your films uncensored, and your smiles unlimited. I'll never eat a baked good again without a fond memory of the tremendous cast & crew of the Muffin Man.
