I tell jokes some people get, and tell stories some people find amusing and/or funny. Sometimes I yell at strangers through a microphone. Sometimes I ramble pointlessly about things that are only funny in my head. I have told my jokes/stories/nonsense at comedy clubs, theaters, and colleges in every state but Hawaii and in Canada. Don't worry Hawaiians and foreigners - you can check out things I have said on television on shows like The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Last Comic Standing, Comedy.TV with Byron Allen, Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", Comedy Central Presents Dan Cummins, in my upcoming One Hour Comedy Central Special, and on more stuff. Unless your country doesn't have those shows, but then, who cares, you weren't going to laugh anyway, cause your culture sucks. However, you should buy my CD, "Revenge is Near", released by Warner Brothers. It's in stores your stupid country doesn't have, but, it is also on itunes. Get it there. Or, if you don't even know what itunes is, go fuck yourself.
Website
dancummins.tv
Influences
Steven Wright, Dave Attel, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Daniel Tosh, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Patton Oswalt, David Cross.
"Live at Gotham" - Comedy Central
"The Late, Late Show" - CBS
"Northwest Profiles" PBS
"Comedy Central Presents Dan Cummins" Comedy Central
"Last Comic Standing" Season 6 NBC
Byron Allen's Comedy.TV
Films
None okay. I haven't been in a film yet. Who are you to judge me?
Albums
"Revenge is Near" Warner Brothers Records
Dan Cummins's Interests
General
Hunting sasquatch and the elusive jackalope.
Music
Guitars. Drums. Bass. More cowbell.
Movies
Color, and a little bit of black and white. Mainly, I like "talkies".
Television
Widescreen. 57 inch plus.
Books
They all burn the same.
Heroes
"Believe or not, I'm walking on air..."
Dan Cummins's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Riggins, ID
Body type:
6' 2"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Comic
Dan Cummins's Schools
Gonzaga University
Spokane,Washington
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: English
You rocked the Conan show! Funny stuff man. I was watching ya laughing my ass off while my wife was asleep in bed. She yelled at me to shut up. Thanks for getting me into trouble!
i'm not a fan of conan, but i'm suckin' it up to watch ur funny ass on tv! come out with more twisted greetings! i bet ur cuddled up in a snuggie with some beer and a turkey leg ready to watch urself!
What?! I find it hard to believe you would want to leave the exciting, always changing, cutting edge metropolis of Spokane! But then again... you have a life :p
I've been talking to Brent Smalley here on myspace for a while now. He's really funny and great to chat with. I was really surprised to hear that you two not only know each other, but you hang out! I sure hope that you both can come to tour in Philly together someday. Meeting the both of you sure would be one of the major highlights in my life!
