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Dan Danzy
Improv / Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy
Dan Danzy Da Bumpas

Male
22 years old
Beaumont/Houston/Austin, TX
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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   Dan Danzy's Comedian Bio
BioInnovative, unique, and just wants to hear you laugh.


InfluencesBill Hicks, Dwight Slade, Sam Kinison, Eddie Izzard, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Sean Rouse, George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Bob Saget,Dave Attell, Mitch Hedberg, Doug Stanhope, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Paul Rodriguez, Bobby Slayton, Robin Williams, Bill Maher, Dennis Miller, Richard Jeni, Jerry Seinfeld, Lenny Clarke, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock.
Members For booking please email:
danechartcomedy@gmail.com
TV ShowsI was once on TV talking about Janet Jackson, after the whole wardrobe malfunction thing. I believe I said "I was really shocked.....I hope her other tit doesn’t look like that."
FilmsBandslam (August 14, 2009)

Bandslam Trailer


    Dan Danzy's Interests
GeneralWomen, Music, The Dallas Cowboys, UT Longhorns, Science Fiction.
Music Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, Barenaked Ladies, Gym Class Heroes, From First to Last, Taking Back Sunday, Bobby Darin, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Sublime, Velvet Revolver, AFI, Guster, Alanis Morissette, Damone, Cobra Starship, Plain White Ts, Kill Hannah, OK Go, The Decemberists, PlayRadioPlay, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders from Mars, David Bowie, Queen, Slaughter, Metallica, Elliot Smith, Dexys Midnight Runners, Oingo Boingo, XTC, Suede, The Tears, Hot Hot Heat, The Pixies, Ben Folds, Scissor Sisters, Johnny Cash, Rage Against the Machine, Arctic Monkeys, Blue Oyster Cult, Blur, Colin Hay, Danger Mouse and Gemini, The Doors, Five for Fighting, Head Automatica, The Hives, Keane, Oasis, Roger Sellers, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Damone, The Beatles, Josh Joplin Group, Jamiroqui, Ima Robot, Matchbook Romance, Prince and The Revolution, The Matches, Justin Timberlake, Ludacris, NAS, The Beach Boys, Tupac, NWA, Public Enemy, Say Anything, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Paramore, Puff Daddy (not Diddy)
Movies(In no particular order)Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Serenity, The Island, Walk the Line, Jackass (1 and 2), Star Wars (4,5,6, and yea we'll throw in 3), Xmen (1,2), The Punisher, Little Miss Sunshine, Clerks, Jersey Girl, Dogma, Knocked Up, the Ex, Garden State, Last Kiss, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Hook, Ninja Bachelor Party, Parenthood, Sister Act, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, The Last King of Scotland, Superbad, Gremlins 2, New Jack City, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, My Blue Heaven, The Departed, Hot Fuzz, Primal Fear, American History X, Down in the Valley, Galaxy Quest, American Beauty
TelevisionHeroes, The Office, Scrubs,The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, TNA iMPACT, South Park, Family Guy, Cheers, Roseanne, The Cosby Show, In Living Color, Saturday Night Live, Comics Unleashed, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Night Court, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Futurama, NFL Network
BooksLove All The People: Letters, Lyrics and Routines-Bill Hicks, American Scream: The Bill Hicks Story-Cynthia True, Leading With My Chin- Jay Leno, Braindroppings- George Carlin
HeroesBill Hicks, Dwight Slade,Tom Hester, Patton Oswalt, George Carlin, Sean Rouse, Sam Kinison, Zach Braff, Steve Carell, Mitch Hedberg
Groups: DALLAS COWBOYS FAN CLUBLeague of Extraordinary ComediansAustin ComediansStand Up Is DeadPeople Who Hate People PartyComedians of MySpace

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     Dan Danzy's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Somewhere else.
Body type:5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Occupation:Actor/Comedian/Writer

   Dan Danzy's Schools
Klein Oak H S
Spring,Texas
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2002 to 2004

   Dan Danzy's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
Comedian
Theatre - Drama - Acting



Dan Danzy's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 1374 Plays Today: 0
Live at the Stop
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Surprise!!
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Born For This Documentary Preview
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Teaser
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Never Gonna Stop
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Wake up
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The Monster In Me
The Monster In Me rating
Pigeon Punk
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Stuff that makes me happy
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Unaired Sonic Commercial
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   Dan Danzy's Blurbs
About me:
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My name is Dan.
People say I'm funny. Doctors say I'm crazy.
I'm great with kids.
Read my blog. It's deep shit, man.
I believe in God and Evolution, life and abortion, veganism and t-bones. If I'm not pissing someone off, I guess I'm not happy.
I was lying about the kids part.
And we won't stop, 'cuz we can't stop.
Bill Hicks was Jesus with a Microphone

Who I'd like to meet:
My creator whether it be God, alien, or government scientist.

   


   Dan Danzy's Friend Space (Top 12)
Dan Danzy has 2029 friends.
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Dan Danzy's Friends Comments
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3-KINGZ AkA Tre-K/(TWITTER.COM/3KingzAkATreK)

3-KINGZ AkA Tre-K/(TWITTER.COM/3KingzAkATreK)



Oct 27 2009 4:12 PM

Thanks for accepting my add!
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz



Oct 2 2009 4:21 AM

thanx for add....ill never forget san antonio in early 2007 LCS auditions,we didnt get seen.......bummer....but i got 1 of their producers on camera explaining to us how we got screwed haha...i may upload that video someday.....have a good weekend
CowboysConnection.org

CowboysConnection.org



Sep 29 2009 1:31 PM

Hi my name is Joe.

I have an on-line Cowboys community. I'm certain you will love it.

There are thousands of free videos. And I stream the game every week live. Yes it is free no kidding.

Here is a YouTube video describing what I am talking about.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXx_mpBDGT4

You can visit us at http://cowboysconnection.org to see for yourself.

My forum name is Star Gazer.

See you there!!!!
Fueled By Nicole

Fueled By Nicole



Sep 14 2009 10:51 PM

I have one fool. I hate facebook.... its more like "stalkerbook"
Jim T

Jim T



Sep 11 2009 7:15 PM

hi there, I'm going around myspace and just messaging all the people I haven't talked to in a while, or never ha. How are you?
Fueled By Nicole

Fueled By Nicole



Sep 8 2009 7:47 PM

Dannnnn....you stranger! how have you been?
Tia♥♥[RIP Rae Rae and Jeff]

Tia♥♥[RIP Rae Rae and Jeff]



Sep 1 2009 2:54 AM

DAN!!!!
I soo miss your crazy goofy sweet self!
How is Austin goin for ya?
JonBurPig

Jonathan Reviere



Jul 27 2009 5:04 PM

dude good luck in austin knock em dead at taco bell hahah
Trenton Stone

Trenton Stone



Jul 26 2009 10:31 AM

Just wanted to stop by and see how you’ve been. I have changed my profile, come check it out when you get a chance. Thanks again for your support.

www.TrentonStone.com

myspace.com/trentonstonemusic
BerT -NewTrackZ->Daily

BerT -NewTrackZ->Daily



Jul 25 2009 6:56 AM

WHATS GOOD STRANGER
JUST SLIDIN' BY..
BUT CAN YOU CHECK OUT MY MUSIC AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
**ALSO**
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KEEP IN TOUCH WIT YA BOY!!
The Roaring 20s

The Roaring 20s



Jul 20 2009 7:41 PM

We have a show this Friday July 24th at The Barking Coffee Shop! The cover is $8 and the show is all ages. Also performing will be Daylight Broadcast and Highlines. The show begins at 8pm, come enjoy coffee, wine, beer and food along with some fantastic music. Here's the address to the venue if you need directions 493 Pearl Street
Beaumont, TX, 77701. Visit our myspace for more details if you interested!!
Randy

Randy Williams



Jul 20 2009 5:55 PM

man dot hit me up sometime got new number dog see if we cand chill sometime!
Stephen (Kiki B. Lordd)

Stephen Singletary



Jul 8 2009 12:05 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/3251789.html?b=4&w=46
CURIOUS - (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)

CURIOUS -  (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)



Jul 7 2009 9:12 AM

♥ Happy Birthday ♥
Nick Black (dealing w/ the Artwork)

Nick Black (dealing w/  the Artwork)



Jul 7 2009 9:02 AM

Happy Birthday!
Susan Hickman Up for 6 1stRound Grammy Nominations

Susan Hickman Up for 6 1stRound Grammy Nominations



Jul 4 2009 6:28 PM

You are AWESOME!!! Thank you so much for being a friend!!!

Wrapped Up In Me is #38 on the New Music Weekly Country Main Chart!!!! I am also #18 on the top 30 Indie Chart this week!!!
It is on radio stations across the nation, you can request it now!!!!!
Also, If you are around Friday August 28th I'll be having a big show at Tumbleweed Texas in Houston Texas I really hope to see you there!!!

If you sign up on my mailing list this week you will be entered in the drawing for a copy of my new self-titled CD Susan Hickman.
you also get a free download just for singing up.
Just fill in the mailing list form on my MySpace page!!!
Hope you have a great week!!!
Love ~Susan
www.susanhickman.com
Randy

Randy Williams



Jun 24 2009 11:21 AM

dude what is up i lost my cell so like ill hit you up! me and hank going to vidor to smith lake ill call you to see what you doing thurs. ok man hit me up
Sarah Michelle

Sarah Jolley



Jun 23 2009 3:58 AM

OMG!!! I'm your friend too dork...did you have fun last night?!
~A Different Kind of Beauty~

Ashley Smith



Jun 21 2009 6:42 AM

Oh, okay, just threw me for a fucking loop.
The Roaring 20s

The Roaring 20s



Jun 20 2009 10:01 PM

Hey come check us out at Star Bar on Crockett St. In Beaumont This Monday! Free Show cheap ass drinks 18 and Up. Check our myspace for more details. We hope to see you there!
~A Different Kind of Beauty~

Ashley Smith



Jun 19 2009 3:37 AM

The fuck?....
~A Different Kind of Beauty~

Ashley Smith



Jun 17 2009 11:54 AM

That's totally up to you. It won't hurt my feelings if you don't. : )
Marc Rogers - Comedian - Comedy Writer

Marc Rogers



Jun 16 2009 6:52 AM

HAHA! Damn, best one yet.
Marc Rogers - Comedian - Comedy Writer

Marc Rogers



Jun 16 2009 6:52 AM

haha! i know who i am! i'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!
Marc Rogers - Comedian - Comedy Writer

Marc Rogers



Jun 16 2009 6:50 AM

HAHA!
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