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Eddie Dane
MC/Hosts / Stand-Up / Rated R
Eddie Dane Give me a Diablo sanwich and a Dr Pepper, an’ make it quick... I’m in a god damn hurry!

Male
41 years old
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
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    Eddie Dane's Interests
GeneralPerforming in my burlesque troupe,riding the cable cars sans pants, starting mosh pits in church and pressing my junk against city bus windows. Saying "FRANCIS!!!" my "59 Desoto, Women with Moxie, Saying Moxie,Tattooed Women, good womens shoes... I don't like wearing them, I just think that you can tell alot about a woman by her shoes.
MusicBavarian death polka, SKA, blue beat, rock-a-billy, punk (not that pop shit they try to pass off as punk), Jazz ( not smooth jazz, BLECH!) Navajo folk music (it has a nice beat you can dance to), old (real) country, 60's french pop is starting to grow on me a little... but the jury is still out on that one. Rock-a-billy, Oingo Boingo, Fishbone, Manic Hispanic, Clash, X, Wayne "The Train" Hancock, Kim Lenz, Big Sandy, Royal Crown Revue, Jump with Joey, Dave & Deke Combo, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Asylum Street Spankers, New Orleans Brass Band music. Frank Sinatra.
MoviesHygiene films from the 60's, Forbidden Zone, Willy Wonka, anything with Paul Rubens in it, Cohen Bros. films, the occasional "Chick Flick" because even us tough guys could use a good cry now and then. John Waters films, most any '80's teen film because it reminds me of my school days. Midget porn
TelevisionLaw & Order, SCRUBS, Family Guy, American Dad, Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t, SHEILD, Mythbusters BRING BACK LUCKY LOUIE!
Bookseverybody poops, Geek Love, Clowns of Death, Memoirs of a Sword Swallower, Kiss it or die. Pulp novels
HeroesMy Dad.
Groups: BurlesqueSin City Grind KittensViva Las Vegas Rockabilly WeekenderWest Coast RockabillyExotic World BurlesqueCrowbar staffSingle Cats & Kittens rockabillyNew Orleans Burlesque

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     Eddie Dane's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Santa Barbara
Body type:6' 4"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Grouch

   Eddie Dane's Schools
San Marcos Senior High
Santa Barbara,California
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1982 to 1986


Eddie Dane's Clips [View All Clips]
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Faster Pussycat Hubba Hubba
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Hubba Hubba Revue Oktoberfest opener
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Preacher Feature
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Monty Python spoof
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Benny Hill Spoof
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Creepshow Peepshow OUTAKE
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Oct 16 2009 10:00P
Hubba Hubba Revue CA
Nov 20 2009 10:00P
Hubba Hubba Revue San Francisco CA
Dec 18 2009 7:00P
Hubba Hubba Revue - Holiday Spectacular! San Francisco CA

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   Eddie Dane's Blurbs
About me:
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Add to My Profile | More Videos I am a perpetual grump who usually spends the day wondering why that person wont just shut the fuck up! And Im not just talking about the voices in my head They speak Mandarin anyway, so I dont know what the hell they are talking about .I am easily distracted by shiny objects. For the past six years, I have been emcee in a burlesque show. But to pay the bills, I sling drinks. Wow, did I ever think I could have two jobs that require that I am constantly drunk? I have had jobs ranging from Mini Train Driver to bodyguard to Tony Bennet. Life is way to short to be politically correct, so if you can't laugh at yourself, or others for that matter, please don't waste my time. If you find the idea of a fat handicapped black lesbian tripping on a hippy and falling down some stairs on her way to the vegan grocery store hysterical contact me immediately! But enough about me... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU LEARN MY EARTH LANGUAGE?!?

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Circus Folk. People who can make me laugh with out telling jokes! Someone who will do a magic trick for me. Still looking for a midget or dwarf to join my show. Someone who has survived a plane crash. A woman that knows all the lyrics to "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka. people who like pirates (before Johnny Depp) and Amish porn stars (there has to be at least one) and people who know the significance of saying "why just this morning, Francis was...FRANCIS!!!

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Eddie Dane's Friends Comments
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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 3 2009 3:52 AM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Nov 3 2009 1:27 AM

I'll be at the Rickshaw Stop in SF next week - Thurs, Nov 11th.



Tix at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/72140



Feel free to re-post if you know anyone who still uses Myspace.
Personally, I will never abandon this place even if I am the last
douchebag spamming on it.



I hate change that much.



Thanks



stanhope
Mitch Fatel

Mitch Fatel



Oct 22 2009 12:19 AM

I will be funny at the San Francisco Punchline November 11 - 15th. Hope to see you there.

Call for tix (415) 397-4337
Rolando

Rolando Medina



Oct 16 2009 5:17 PM

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canton

canton



Oct 15 2009 12:54 AM

bela &amp; vampira
UBANGI STOMP, OCT 29 - NOV 1, 2009

UBANGI STOMP, OCT 29 - NOV 1, 2009
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Sep 21 2009 3:00 PM

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Cocodrie

Cocodrie



Sep 16 2009 5:49 AM

We should go interview Carol at her lingerie store in SF!
the peculiar pretzelmen

the peculiar pretzelmen



Sep 1 2009 3:52 AM

Peculiar Pretzelmadness descends on San Francisco Tuesday night at Hemlock Tavern. Stomping and hollering with old and true comrades in arms, Deathat and Corpus Collasum! $7! 
Barneys Boogie Train

Barneys Boogie Train



Aug 2 2009 11:23 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!B.B.T.!!!
Cash'd Out

Cash'd Out



Jul 31 2009 5:37 PM

CASH'D OUT - LIVE AT THEE PARKSIDE!!
FRIDAY AUG 7 - 9PM
w/ 1/4 Mile Combo
and
Doghouse Lords Duo
www.theeparKside.com
tickets at
http://holdmyticket.com/mini/mini.php?id=4791
GIGART

GIGART



Jul 14 2009 7:57 AM

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Sweet Hollywaiians

Sweet Hollywaiians



Jul 11 2009 6:13 PM


"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)

"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
Doc "SC"

Doc "SC"



Jul 4 2009 8:18 PM

Happy Birthday..and 4th of July! Hope you have a good one....take care!

Aaron
Pretty Things Peepshow

Pretty Things  Peepshow



Jul 2 2009 1:17 AM


jim rose circus

jim rose



Jun 7 2009 2:56 AM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
f=share

THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR
we are looking for wrestlers,variety,burlesque,comics,freak show and circus acts..PLEASE message us here..if you are a BAND please get us contact info for your local promoter that is INTERESTED in booking this show.. message us here too..if we get the booking because of your contact info you can open for us..please dont have managers contacting us unless they have a gig with guarantees..we dont do door deals..sorry for sounding harsh on that one...FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
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Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 3 2009 12:11 AM

Thought you'd want to see our poster for the Laugh Factory show...Hope everything is good! Cheers!



Pop Haydn.com
The Slackers

The Slackers



Jun 2 2009 2:47 AM

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Check out the Slackers california weekend!

june 4 - san francisco - slims
www.slims-sf.com for tickets
w/see spot & kepi
june 5 - long beach, ca - ink n iron fest (at queen mary)
- private party
june 6 - long beach, ca - ink n iron fest (at queen mary)
-afternoon show
june 6 - san diego, ca - casbah
-evening show

THESE WILL BE THE ONLY SLACKERS SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA FOR THE REST OF 2009

new dvd - live at the flamingo cantina
new self medication vinyl
new 45s and much more
The Fuxedos

The Fuxedos



May 28 2009 7:48 AM

Fuxshitup, Eddie!

6/5/09 Debut CD Release Party!
canton

canton



May 22 2009 1:22 AM

groucho
Professor Zoom

David Bueno



May 21 2009 10:56 PM

Remember the movie
"THE DARK BACKWARDS"?
I just got a copy on DVD.
You're the only person I know
who ever saw it.
I think we saw it at the same time
maybe?
Ah.... remember when cult films
used to be obscure?
Take care buddy - DAB
Mystic Knights of the Cobra

Mystic Knights of the Cobra



May 21 2009 10:20 AM


Roger That

Roger That



May 18 2009 3:37 PM

Arcana

Arcana



Apr 2 2009 12:57 AM

THE BOMBSHELLS

Bay Area Bombshells



Mar 4 2009 3:05 AM

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Sweet Hollywaiians

Sweet Hollywaiians



Feb 28 2009 1:21 PM


HELLO!!

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