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  1. Dane Cook

    I have fleeting shallow feelings for you once in a great while. #ThingsNotToSayWhenDating

  2. Dane Cook

    I just washed my hands of a person but accidentally grabbed the door handle on the way out of their life.

  3. Dane Cook

    I have a real problem with people that judge others without personally knowing them. People that do that are pathetic. Whoever you are.

  4. Dane Cook

    f'insomnia http://t.co/dqY2qzQlfJ

  5. Dane Cook

    #Billboard after party footage is insane! #Prince #KidRock #Foghat https://t.co/6phRSNRNtV

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      • LAUGH JUNKIE

        NO ONE comes here to myveryownspace anymore do they?? Like, if I de-friended you. Would your account close??? what ever Kirsten, Bye

        2 days ago
      • LAUGH JUNKIE

        Sorry dude, for my rude-ness the other day? (week?) I don't fuckin' know.....Anyway, yes! Still feeling a bit grumpy & cu...ah-hem ....bitchy! Rock on & peace on!

        2 days ago
  6. Dane Cook

    More of my LIVE #Billboard after party footage! https://t.co/XRj35JS22O

  7. Dane Cook

    I'm at the #Billboard after party!! https://t.co/RL4M3X4lQR

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  8. Dane Cook

    #Prince at the Billboard awards... he crushed it. #Icon #Legend http://t.co/eJDKxS8TTn

  9. Dane Cook

    I just opened my fridge and #Miguel jumped out, straight kicked me in the fuckin' face then kept singing while he ate my leftovers!

  10. Dane Cook

    I'm not feelin' this.

  11. Dane Cook

    Behind the scenes of my new Disney flick Planes. I voice Dusty a crop duster with high hopes. If you… http://t.co/EnjdUjUQQp

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  12. Dane Cook

    Fred Armisen and Bill Hader are two of the most talented performers I've had the great fucking… http://t.co/LIt4iDZOrB

  13. Dane Cook

    In war, there are no winners. Unless someone made a bet. What was the over-under on WW2?

  14. Dane Cook

    Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1 billion dollars. Hey, does any of that cash get kicked down to us since 99% of its the content is ours? #justaskin

  15. Dane Cook

    New thing I'm starting!! #SundayYouHaveSomeExplainingToDoAboutWhereYouWereLastNightDay

  16. Dane Cook

    .@jouri_xo said: "@DaneCook has the FUNNIEST VINES LMAO." - jour please delete this. I do not want people following me on VINE. Gracias!

  17. Dane Cook

    #truegentleman http://t.co/01QxzhDZJF

  18. Dane Cook

    I'm a considerate lover. I also lay a towel over the wet spot for my lady.

  19. Dane Cook

    Thanks!

  20. Dane Cook

    Any cop should be allowed to pull over any van on the road simply based on the fact it's a van.

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