Hey! What's up? Just wanted to tell you that you're the best comedian ever! Anyways I think that you should do a show with Jeff Dunham. That would be so funny! But keep doing your best in everything. God bless you.
Atheist dies... Turns into a blossoming tree swaying in the wind... Big sweaty man toting an axe... Chops that motherfucker down... Sawmill... Tree turned into paper... Add ink and the holy scripture... Bible made out of an atheist. Irony at its best lol. Don't fuck with Dane Cook or u will find ur true love haha. Anyways man I just wanted to say I love ue stuff. Keep up the good work. Best Comedian Alive!
I tried that line and she wanted more... then again she didn't beleive me until she... you know... went on down. So she called the girl I previously had sex with and asked how it was.
DUDE! yur Not Gonna Write Me Back, Yea i Know! Sucks But Wutever! lol i Just Wanted To Tell yu, im Totally watching My Best Friends Girl Right Now, & yur FUCKiNG AWESOME! iLOVEyU! haha & yur Seriously The Best Comedian ALiVE! People That Dissagree Can SUCK iT!!! <3 =]]
Alota love for you Dane. You are the first comic that I have raved about to everyone I know. I think anyone that was born in the late 70's and early 80's will agree...MOST RELATE-ABLE COMIC OF OUR GENERATION! Never stop man! Cant wait for the next album drop....
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