Dane Reade
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Sketch Comedy
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I am "the 157th funniest man alive"... be my friend.
Male
89 years old
Hollyweird, CA
United States
Last Login: 11/4/2009
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Mood:
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Dane Reade's Comedian Bio
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Dane Reade's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Occupation: | Hobo and Time Traveler |
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Dane Reade's Companies
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Urban Hobo Media
Hollywood, CA US
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Dane Reade's Latest Blog Entry
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A stimulus package we can all get behind
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Please help
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Hi myspace, where have I been?
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Blue bar soap
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About me:
Welcome to my little piece of virtual real estate out here in myspaceland!
My name is Dane Reade and I am a comedian, actor, writer and all around knucklehead. I write a lot of blogs about random crap and whatnot, with a heavy emphasis on whatnot. You should subscribe to my blog because it may help save babies in Africa. I am not sure how but I am sure Oprah will put something together that we can all be a part of and, when she does, I will jump at the chance to save African babies and to meet with Oprah. But for now we are in a holding pattern on the saving babies thing but if you subscribe to my blog you will be amongst the very first people to hear about the plan, should one arise, to save African babies from whatever they might need saved from. We'll probably enlist the help of Angelina Jolie and Madonna as well but you won't know about it if you don't subscribe to my blog.
So now, I hope we are friends and you'll tell your other friends to be my friend so that, eventually, I'll have so many friends that I'll be able to make the movies and tv shows I want made. In Hollywood they call it having "juice"...power...and you can help me get some juice in this town by just being my friend out here. Sounds simple, right?
Oh, and if you are going to send me an email demanding that I put you in my top friends out here, save your breath. I try to be a good myspace friend but that doesn't mean I am a jackass if I don't respond to everything you send me. I'm a jackass for all kinds of other reasons.
That's all for now. Message me if you feel like it and do the best you can today so that tomorrow you can take the day off.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone with a sense of humor and anyone who wants to watch and help get other people to watch...
I also write a weekly rant colmun here
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