Inline Speed Skating
Cycling
Coffee, Coffee culture(Cafes etc)
Eating + Cooking
Talking Crap
Hanging out with Sheri
Laughing at stupid things(which includes me doing stupid things quite often)
Movies + DVD's
Travelling (Spain-Italy-Argentina-Colombia-New Zealand-Germany-France-Austria-Holland-Belgium-Switzerland-Korea-China-Venezuela-Lichtenstein-AUSTRALIA!!!)
Languages
Shopping
Music
OH MY GOD...Kanye is on FIRE right now...flashing lights, big brother, good life...DAMN! Apart from him, a little bit of everything. My brother gave me his old IPOD and Ive been listening to some music I would never have listened to before. I really like old music, hip hop, r+b...everything really. Man, if you dont know Dr Hook you havent lived... As long as Im not going to have to wear black and want to kill myself to be able to 'feel the music', Im good...
Movies
Gotta go with 40year old virgin I havent laughed that hard in ages! Oh yeah and Pooty Tang...
Ok, have to add to that, Starsky+Hutch, Alfie, the Oceans movies...god, I wish I had my collection hear to help me out! Godfather trilogy and I actually liked all three, first Matrix, the Butterfly Effect, Ferris Bueller's Day off, Bourne Trio, Pursuit of Happyness, Smokin Aces, In good company, V for Vendetta...
Im going to give it up for Australian Movies now...Gallipoli, Crocodile Dundee, Two Hands, Dirty Deeds, Chopper, Wolf Creek, The Big Steal, Bush Christmas, The Craic, The Dish, Gettin Square, Malcolm, Man from Snowy River 1&2, The man who sued God, Muriels Wedding, Romper Stomper, Spotswood, Strictly Ballroom, Wog Boy, Young Einstein...So many quotes I could bust out!!!
"bit early for Kung-Fu isnt it Keefy" "if you keep stabbing me, your gonna kill me"
Television
Scrubs, House, CSI, Prison Break, Will+Grace heaps of stuff, but I like to watch the odd Documetary aswell. The best thing about TV is my couch that I can lie around all day on and catch the odd Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Books
DaVinci code was good. I got stuck on 'Cosa Nostra' for a year. I started it and then forgot about it for like 11 months and then once I found it again I had to finish it. I recommend reading it. Other than that...Id like to read more but I just dont get the time!
Heroes
My Family. I have a lot of respect for a lot of people but I wouldn't call them heroes.
People who chase their dreams...
ME.
I love an in-depth conversation but talk non-stop crap.
I love clothes but hate fashion
I love style but hate where fashion takes it.
I love a tan but hate tanning.
I love summer sun but fry in the heat.
I love winter but hate the cold.
I love rain but hate being wet.
I love cooking but hate recipes.
I love eating but hate bad food.
I love coffee but cant stomach it burnt.
I love cafes but hate most of them.
I love rap but hate rappers.
I love Perth but Melbourne is better..
I love Melbourne but Perth’s weather is better.
I love Australia but miss the European lifestyle.
I love Europe but miss Australia’s way of life.
I love what I do.
I do what I love.
I like who I like, and the same for the opposite.
THAT’S ME. Oxymoron...more moron than Oxe!
A few other oxymorons...
Academic sorority...barely dressed...Cautiously Optimistic...diminished confidence...equal opportunity...french deodorant...good fast food...homework...Income Tax...just war...kosher ham...Lace-up loafers...mannish woman...non-profit organizations...One size fits all...Peoples' Republic of China...quick fix...realistic simulation...safe bet..Thinking out loud..user friendly...victimless crime...Waiting Patiently...xenophobic foreign secretary...young adult...zero deficit!
Sunrise Blooper!
Say WHAT???
Is that word...no, its not is it?!?
Hey Dan, its Jake Kerr btw. You probably heard heaps of shit bout me last week end, just wanna let u know that half the stuff they probably said isn't true. I havnt quit, i have taken a break, I am doing states, I took the break due to an injury in my back, i have broken one of my vertibre twice and have a few inflamed disks. Also there has been alot of stupid shit polatics happening at the rink latly and parents are wrecking it all. So yea, Im only writing this because I remember about a year and a half ago now I was going to quit and you sent me an email saying not to quit and it was the best thing i ever did. Now Im coming back to the sport to show the fuckers how quick i still am. Also I am training under a new coach as Andrew has beening saying stuff about me and unfortunatly cant be trusted, well not enough to have a proper skater - coach realationship.
haha he has read it and is in the process of replying... i think. AIS was greeeat! Full on though! it was a scholarship i.e all expenses paid trip for 10 junior female coaches in AUS. It part of the "Women in sport" initiative to encourage and help us to becaome higher level elite coaches etc etc! newaay... it was good to see u and sher 2! i'll keep dropping hints to the other 1/2 to plan a trip the the west side :) see ya soon
hey hey hey!! yep long time no seeing u guys. whats been happening? hows working at the new store? my friend was so excited to go today lol. hmm well i havent been doin a lot, just working, trying to save some money but thats not really happening. i should really come training i think, are you n sheri skating much? welllll hope ur havin fun, say hi to ur fiance xoxoxo
hahaaha yeah it also helps to talk to the tax dodge owner of a business who ends up to be your boss BEFORE you do your tax return i did mine and got it back then i was like man im pissed i didnt get what i thought back then he told me about 3 different things i coulda done which woulda got me about an extra grand :( devo!! i do miss you, sweet cheeks... but boy!!!!!!!!!! do i love those girls shoes we bought i wear em everywhere there so fkn hot man and i aint even lying!!
and remember yo be askin yo mumma before you be reachin for dem peas boy!
for sheezy man i aint skatin this weekend couldnt be fkd which is why im headin out soon and getting so fkd up i cant see straight till mid day tommorrow which i might add is about the time ill be arriving at the beach and chillaxin like a roundabout mumma ;) haha
whos the ol chop chop and what does ruthless mean? i aint got back up cos i smack em all till they back up and get there crack up and then i be quick to drop all these fools to the floor and ive got a wod full of fifties as i strut out the front door playa hahahaha
i have a confession to make. well, secret. i met a 20yr old!!!!!!! 20. arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!! he lyed n said he was older. vry smart cos i wouldv laughed..which i have done twice before when a youngin tried to make a move on me!so lets recap - i was 'seeing' matt, he was 27 and now a 20yr old....where the fk r all the 24yr olds!!!!! lol.
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