Dapper Dan is a prohibition era croquet superstar who is lost within the constraints of these modern times. The only thing that keeps me sane sometimes is my affiliation with the the nefarious outlaw group, the BATTLECATS! Posse. A staple on the eastern side of west street, The BATTLECATS! are the most dynamic group of musicians to ever come out of Maryland.

Recently, the CATS! have been on a creative hiatus, with each member pursuing their side projects. Jim Banjovi decided to produce an heir to the Banjo throne...young Oliver Remington. Chart-Toppin' Tim has been busy with a musical side-project, Nerds & Donkeys, or something like that.. As for me, I have used this time to get back to my BATTLECAT! roots, by drinking cheap beer and making inapropriate comments. I have found this to be the best prescription for my particular ailments.
Look for the new album soon, or better yet, reserve your copy today by giving me some cold, hard, cash... Or cold, delicious, beer... Better make it the latter.
*Delivery of album not guaranteed.
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The National Bohemian Croquet Invitational is one of the premier events in the Rogers Family Killer Croquet league, and the part of the "Triple Crown" of Croquet. It is an event that draws fierce competition, even fiercer smack talking, and the finest class of Drunken spectators that Millersville Maryland can provide.
This is an opportunity for the best of the best to prove their worth the Rogers way, with a big mallet. Though you will get to see the finest Croquet Superstar in the world, Dapper Dan, in action with his fellow proffesionals, You could have a shot at proving yourself worthy to play in their presence. The Greater Crouquet Council for Great Croquet, has deemed it appropriate to hold an amateur play-in round this year. This gives you, a common and lowly peasant, a chance to occupy the same court as the proven proffesionals that have already secured their position on the field.
I spend a good bit of my time drunk, and in West Virginia. ..
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Dec 3 2008 2:28 AM
good seeing you over break ... did you end up going to your reunion thing? if so, how was it?
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Friday November 21 7-11pm
Preview Event at the Adidas store in Georgetown
Location: 1251 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
Saturday, November 22, from 6pm - Midnight
OPENING RECEPTION BAM BAM DILLA: TRAVELING RIDDIMS
The solo show of Ben Floeter
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Show runs through: December 9th
Nov 7 2008 4:27 PM
The gallery walls will be transformed as a 15 artists come out from all over the world for a huge install collaboration. Thirty artists will be showcased. Each artist will showcase 20 pieces created on found objects that will be integrated into and inspire the overall installation, bringing the gallery back into the realm of street art. These found object works will retail for $20 - $40, keeping the art accessible and true to its roots.
Music by DJ Face and Special Performance by VODKA AND DONUTS
Sunday. November 23rd, from Noon – 6pm
At Art Whino gallery
Stencil Nation book signing by Russell Howze.
Presentation by Russell Howze on the Art of Stencil 2 - 3pm
Panel discussion from 3 – 4pm focused on the popularity and growth of stencil art and it’s transition into fine art galleries.
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anyways, i'll see you next weekend :)
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Saturday August 2nd
6pm-Midnight
Art Whino joins forces with Tagür Footwear to present Inked Souls, an exhibition featuring customized sneakers and fine art by 35 local, national and international leaders in the Pop Surrealism/Urban Contemporary art movement. Each featured artist will customize one pair of AKA Blank Tagür sneakers along with one painting on canvas.
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i tried calling you for your bday...hope you had fun...love you!
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