Blink and you'll miss me, I have a lovely scarf on x
"Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had:
"TRESPASSERS W…"
on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one. Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.".....
Winnie the Pooh .......................................
STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF
Music
MY GOODNESS, THIS NEEDS UPDATING! IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER, I LIKE.........CSS, Kimya Dawson, Mouldy Peaches, Kate Nash, Regina Spektor, The Fall, Kate Rusby, Muse, Klaxons, Radiohead, Gossip, Kathryn Williams, Sing Sing, The Sundays, Coctau Twins, The Pixies, Doves, Elbow, Blur, Graham Coxon, Rachel Goswell, Slowdive, Catherine Wheel, The Telescopes, BIS, Pulp, The Cranes, Mazzy Star, TheThe, Belle and Sebastian, Julian Cope, Garbage, Supergrass, Husker Du, Curve, Idlewild, No-Doubt, Shelleyan Orphan, Mudhoney, The Chemical Brothers, Lush, Ride, Cardiacs, Miranda Sex Garden, The Pogues, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, The Kooks, Tom Waits, Zutons, Maximo Park, Galaxi 500, Feeder, Sonic Youth, N.E.R.D, The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Pogues, The Wedding Pressent, Lilly Allen, The Streets, Everything but the Girl, XCNN, Kasabian, Kaiser Cheifs,
Movies
MY GOODNESS, THIS NEEDS UPDATING TOO! (THE FILMS BELOW THAT MAKE ME CRY WILL BE FOLLOWED BY AN *, THE AMOUNT OF *'s WILL INDICATE HOW MANY TEARS HAVE FLOWED, i.e. ****= BAWLING) Fairytale-a true story**, Singing in the Rain**, Princess Bride**, My Fair Lady****(I've grown accustomed to her face), Bridget Jones 1 and 2 ***, Nuts in May, Abigail's Party, Amelie*****, Team America, English Patient **, JP1*,2,3*, The Secret Garden****, XMen 1,2*,3, The Railway Children****(daddy, my daddy), Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, Withnail & I, Zoolander, Frida, Frequency****, So i Married an Ax Murderer, The Whale Rider****, Anchor Man, King Kong (b/w + new), Ring of Bright Water****(obvious), Muriel's Wedding*, Spinal Tap, Spiderman 2*(I've always loved you), Enchanted April**, Confetti, Star Trek- First Contact, Star Trek- Insurection**, Eternal Sunshine, Peter Pan**, War of The Worlds, Galaxie Quest, Fried Green Tomatoes*, Identity, Sound of Music**, Goonies (you guuuys), 28 Days Later..., Shaun of the Dead, most Woody Allen- Annie Hall (it's the most fun I've had without laughing), Star Trek- First Contact, Star Trek- Inurection**(new system), Supermen Returns, Notting Hill,
Television
MY GOODNESS- THIS REALLY NEEDS UPDATING AS WELL! i know people dont fink that creative people should watch tv, but i bloomin' well love it!
Life on Mars, Ugly Betty, Dick 'n' Dom, Kath 'n' Kim, Man Stroke Woman, Spaced, Lost, Green Wing, Mighty Boosh, Qi, The Simpsons, Titty Bang Bang, Star Trek (sorry), Family Guy, Dr.Who, Tracey Beaker, Father Ted, the as yet unmade documentary about ME!
Books
UM, THIS DOESN'T NEED UPDATING :( Princess Bride (even better than the film), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Emma, anything by Will Self, Douglas Addams, Winnie the Pooh, other peoples private diaries
Heroes
Claire, Seven of Nine, Joseph Cornell, Bill Bailey, Gene Rodenberry, Gunther von Hagen Das, Peter Blake, Edward Keinholz, Eeyore, The Hulk, Wolverine, Banana Man, ME!
DANIELBARNARD.COM
About me:
"anal is a polite name for what I am"......
Half dazed from re-creating the sound that exudes from a banana when you peel it- using nothing but a cheese staple and an olive branch, I gradually realized that nothing in my life had been larger than a half digested pea. This began to grate on me as if a large plume of talcum powder were being inserted into one of my nostrils via a crate of camera tonic . Exhausted, I decided never to eat cardboard again, but to just make a new start... and here is that new start!...."OFF THE BITTEN TRACK" is where you may find me!
Hey Dan, we were lucky enough to find a bad-ass bassist AND electric guitarist so we are now 6... We will be playing in St Ives in the summer and/or autumn, we're just waiting to sort the date(s) - we'll let you know. All The Fires x
hey you, went to bristol to c this very interesting musician, was good, not doing anything creative at the moment myself but enjoy company of different interesting people,how's you? and did u make those fingers?? Keti
Hi Daniel... thanks for coming! We had lots of fun... and glad you like the Anchor Song. Keep an eye on myspace for future gigs as we're hoping to do one in St Ives soon. Love, All The Fires
a staged hand that appears to identify itself with the twisted turning of a divas mouth. An old war wound sewn into the fabric of licentious pretention. The swift brightness of tropical fish turning this way and that in relentless pursuit of intangible shadows. Its been a beautiful day.
Julian Gaskell & his Ragged Trousered Philanthropists will be returning from their tours of the Isles of Scilly and 'The North' to play at The Acorn in Penzance, and the Phoenix in Exeter on 17th and 18th April, respectively. Support on both dates will be amply supplied by their feral folkie friends from Devon 'Bert Miller and the Animal Folk'.
Details:
Friday April 17th JULIAN GASKELL & HIS RAGGED TROUSERED PHILANTHROPISTS …plus BERT MILLER & THE ANIMAL FOLK
ACORN ARTS CENTRE Parade Street, Penzance, Cornwall, TR18 4BU Doors 8. 30pm
Hmmm. I suppose we could just try a small show somewhere? It doesn't have to be anywhere amazing. I'm working on new stuff, so would be good to show it. What are you working on right now?
acctually not! I dont think artists shud paint doors ,windows all walls! its just not very economical and also takes much more time then when we ordinary mortals do it hehe
I know what you mean. London should only be a temp thing, it gets to you otherwise. I get really paranoid at all the calmness of the coast get wiped away. Hoxton does have some cool galleries. I should visit more, no excuse, I'm only an hour away. Brighton is rubbish for galleries, seascapes and the pier, not too unique.
Print em up. I'd be honoured. Maybe we could approach some galleries together for a stronger impact?
Ha! Not boring at all. Um ...practical :P Looks like we both have the same idea, being creative and living by the coast. Although it's prettier where you are. You get to visit many London Galleries at all?
Blink and you'll miss me, I have a lovely scarf on x
"Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had:
"TRESPASSERS W…"
on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one. Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.".....
Winnie the Pooh .......................................
STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF, STUFF
MY GOODNESS, THIS NEEDS UPDATING! IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER, I LIKE.........CSS, Kimya Dawson, Mouldy Peaches, Kate Nash, Regina Spektor, The Fall, Kate Rusby, Muse, Klaxons, Radiohead, Gossip, Kathryn Williams, Sing Sing, The Sundays, Coctau Twins, The Pixies, Doves, Elbow, Blur, Graham Coxon, Rachel Goswell, Slowdive, Catherine Wheel, The Telescopes, BIS, Pulp, The Cranes, Mazzy Star, TheThe, Belle and Sebastian, Julian Cope, Garbage, Supergrass, Husker Du, Curve, Idlewild, No-Doubt, Shelleyan Orphan, Mudhoney, The Chemical Brothers, Lush, Ride, Cardiacs, Miranda Sex Garden, The Pogues, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, The Kooks, Tom Waits, Zutons, Maximo Park, Galaxi 500, Feeder, Sonic Youth, N.E.R.D, The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Pogues, The Wedding Pressent, Lilly Allen, The Streets, Everything but the Girl, XCNN, Kasabian, Kaiser Cheifs, 
Claire, Seven of Nine, Joseph Cornell, Bill Bailey, Gene Rodenberry, Gunther von Hagen Das, Peter Blake, Edward Keinholz, Eeyore, The Hulk, Wolverine, Banana Man, ME!
"anal is a polite name for what I am"......
Half dazed from re-creating the sound that exudes from a banana when you peel it- using nothing but a cheese staple and an olive branch, I gradually realized that nothing in my life had been larger than a half digested pea. This began to grate on me as if a large plume of talcum powder were being inserted into one of my nostrils via a crate of camera tonic . Exhausted, I decided never to eat cardboard again, but to just make a new start... and here is that new start!...."OFF THE BITTEN TRACK" is where you may find me!
