You heard it, princess. Those campy doom clowns have put together a late 90s X-ian hiphop masterpiece that is sure to LICK THE WAX OFF OF YOUR EAR HAIR and STEAL ALL OF THE PET FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW LUNCH ALL OVER YOUR LATEX DIAPERS. With Billy Gospel at the mixing console and Dusty Areolas on the mike (plus being schizo three times over) you can never REALLY lose. The new number is called "In The Highlander's Bed" and will be released on the as-yet untitled second album.
Not enough Hard Gospel With Child icing on your petite fucking Cinnabon? Well, fuckos, pull up them smelly britches and take a gander at this:
Who knows when the fuck we'll take the stage, but I'm sure you will fucking like it. You can thank TOLEDO BELLOWS (in our top friends) for getting us out of sex jail long enough to cum and bleed all over your dentures. Get the fuck away from us.
Love,
HGWC, Layaway Butch & Staff
PS- Keep your fucking lazy eyes on this site.
Before the summer is out you will see the HARD GOSPEL WITH CHILD "Live Cruising" cassette hitting the shelves at WEIRDORECORDS. COM.
If you wanna be convicted of sex crimes, that is. Fuck off.
