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-- Robert Heinlen, Stranger in a Strange Land
Many, many years ago, when Disco ruled the airwaves and ill-advised polyester pants clothed the people of this land, a few squiggly bits of DNA greeted each other amidst the protoplasm, discreetly checked themselves into the Placenta Motel, and did the chromosomal two-step. Nine painstaking months later, the primate currently banging away on the other end of this ergonomic keyboard emerged into the world, ready to eat, breathe, and consume resources at a rate that would make Thomas Malthus weep.
The world into which I found myself so rudely squished was a strange, forlorn place. First of all, it was a hell of a lot colder. Secondly, it was filled with SOUND. It never occurs to you as a fetus just how noisy and intrusive the universe can be. Over time, these strange, guttural sounds seemed to take on distinct, repetitive patterns. At some point, around the time Led Zeppelin was releasing their last good album, I realized that these omnipresent ovoid shapes and the sounds I was hearing were in some way associated with each other! Even better still was the day that I realized that some of the sounds were coming from ME.
Ever since then, it's been a Sisyphean struggle to get me to shut up.
For further inquiries or for a free complimentary informational pamphlet and a nice buttery croissant, please contact:
On a messaging platform related to AOL: McCroskey42
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Aside from that:
* San Diego-area musicians who'd like to make some noise.
* Photographers, make-up artists, and vain people who like being in front of cameras.
* Rabid Scrabble players who dream about pulling out a word like 'zarf' on a triple letter square.
* Astronomy nuts. Have telescope, will travel.
* Road trippers. Got a city to wander to? I have a car. Let's go.
Comments
Feb 17 2009 9:27 AM
So, I am now the proud owner of a Canon digital SLR XS ...10.1 MP :]
And I ordered the two lenses you suggested...sigmas.
I am so excited! They should be here in two days.
When do you think we could get together? Do you wanna maybe grab coffee or food too, cause I wanna hear whats going on in your life and chat !
Have a good week and thanks again for all your help. Your the best cousin ever :]
Jan 22 2009 6:03 AM
Nov 27 2008 8:15 PM
IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A COUSIN LIKE YOU! MISS YA!
Sep 24 2008 6:15 AM
Sep 15 2008 6:36 PM
Today is your day, so have a great day and do something you like!
LOL
Shell
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