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Music
Death Cab For Cutie, Postal Service, The Tragically Hip, Franz Ferdinand, Neutral Milk Hotel, Eminem, Modest Mouse, The Violent Femmes, Scissor Sisters, Angels and Airwaves, Bee Gees, The Who, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Liz Phair, Johnny Cash, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, The Bogmen, Daniel Lanois, Jack Johnson, Sarah McLachlan, D-12, "Weird Al" Yankovic (I met him TWICE!!!), The Gorillaz, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Bloodhound Gang, G'N'R (classic), old Michael Jackson (before the nose job!), Nirvana, Limp Bizkit, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, The Killers, old Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Simon + Garfunkel, Fleetwood Mac, Creeper Lagoon, U2, The Beatles, Jimmy Buffet and I'm sure there's others...
Movies
Lord of the Rings, V For Vendetta, Annie Hall, The Cable Guy, Donnie Darko (Director's Cut), Dr. Strangelove, American Beauty, There's Something About Mary, Sideways, American Psycho, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Great Dictator (Chaplin), Fight Club, Casablanca, Amelie, Garden State, Forrest Gump, The General (Buster Keaton), Punch Drunk Love, Walk The Line, Spinal Tap, Shakespeare in Love, Star Wars (the originals), Signs, Secretary, South Park, The Girl Next Door, I Heart Huckabees, Team America, Ong Bak: Thai Warrior, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, The Royal Tannenbaums, Badder Santa, Happiness, Braveheart, Monsters Inc, Titus, Terminator 2, Chicago, Finding Nemo, Road Trip, Sweet and Lowdown, The Pledge, Dead Man Walking, Toy Story 2, Play It Again Sam, and of course, John Leguizamo's Freak.
Television
Don't watch it. But, I DO watch TV on DVD. That's my fave! No commercials and no waiting for the next episode! My favorites are: The Dave Chappelle Show, Lost, South Park, Sopranos, The Family Guy, In Living Color, Man Show (with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla), The Ben Stiller Show, Sports Night, Six Feet Under, Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Punk'd, The Larry Sanders Show, Adult Swim, The Brak Show, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, TV Funhouse, Mad TV, MTV's The State, Crank Yankers, and Ali G.
Books
"The Power of Myth" by Joseph Campbell, "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" by Robert Kiyosaki, "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" by William Shakespeare, "Maybe (Maybe Not)" by Robert Fulghum, "The Lord of the Rings" by JRR Tolkien, "The Hothouse" by Harold Pinter, "The Lover" by Margueritte Duras, "The Complete Plays of Joe Orton" by Joe Orton, "Harry Potter 1-6" by JK Rowling (yes, I'm a nerd - but I HATE the movies. I just like the books), "The Complete Prose of Woody Allen" by Woody Allen, "A Lifetime of Sex, Drugs, and No Respect" by Rodney Dangerfield, "Private Parts" by Howard Stern, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, "The Writer's Journey" by Christopher Vogler, "1984" by George Orwell, "A Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by Robert M. Persig, and more.
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Patric Ryan, The Chad, Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Clay Martin, Woody Allen, Kavin Spacey, Stanley Kubrick, Matt Suber, Andy Kaufman, Martin McDonagh, Kat Reynolds, Eminem, Joe Cascio, Dr. Dre, Jon Favreau, Adam Sandler, Laura Cascio, Brian Smith, Harold Pinter, Edward Albee, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Seth McFarlane, Maggie Gyllenhall, Kirk Guyton, Stan Lee, Ed Norton, Jack Nicholson, Theodore Roosevelt, Erin Meade, Scarlett Johannsen, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, Patricia Anderson, Bill Murray, Robert Smigel, Pixar, Morgan Freeman, Topher Grace, Albert Brooks, Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, Shelly Stover, Alan Ball, Jack Black, Michael J. Fox, Julie Taymor, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dr. Spock, Conan O'Brien, JFK, Milton Caniff, Matthew Smith, Johnny Depp, Sean Penn, Spencer Temkin, Burke, Walt Disney, Quentin Tarantino, Groucho Marx, Christian Bale, My Father, Tom Hanks, the Farrelly Brothers, Harrison Ford, Peter Jackson, My Mother, Jon Desley, Peter Sellers, Mark Wahlberg, Jamie Kennedy, Seth Fenster, Coen Brothers, Tim Roth, Stephen Lynch, Bruce Willis, My Grandparents, Mel Brooks, George Contini, Ali G, M. Night Shyamalan, Ken Bush, Mel Gibson, Fran Teague, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, Joe Orton, Jena Malone, Oscar Wilde, Sam Shepard, Robert DeNiro, Karen Finley, Jean Giraudoux, Chris Rock, Jean Annouillh, Robert Fulghum, Chris Durang, Moliere, Anton Chekhov, David Mamet, Daniel Lanois, John Leguizamo, Burt Reynolds, Gary Shandling, Rip Torn, Ron Michaud, Dane Cook, Terry Gilliam, Ethan Baum, Jason Biggs, Claude Rains, Samuel L. Jackson, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Isla Fisher, Matthew Broderick, Jimmy Kimmel, Claire Danes, Kirsten Dunst, Elisha Cuthbert, Jess Lynes, Willem DaFoe, Adam Corolla, Ben Stiller, Ricky Roxburgh, Tim Robbins, Chris Walken, Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Rachel McAdams, Steve Martin, Anthony Hopkins, Dean Martin, Owen Wilson, Eddie Murphy, Orson Welles, Michael Myers, Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Leone, Angelina Jolie, Mike DeMeo, Michael Moffre, Milla Jovovich, Matt Hamm, BJ Serviss, Zach Braff, Amy Smart, Billy Joel, Michael Madsen, Bill Rickett, Shawn Cahill, Jeremy Nash, Paul Bonificio, and more!
Suny At Albany
Albany,New York
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Drama and English
Clubs: Alpha Phi Omega
Theatre Council
ASP newspaper
Lorelei Literary Magazine
1995 to 2000
Sachem Hs
Lake Ronkonkoma,New York
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Art Honor Society
Dimensions Literary Magazine
Chess Club
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