About me: hi, i'm a comedian based in New York City. I perform regularly at the Comedy Cellar in Manhattan and have been seen on Conan O'Brien and David Letterman. Check out my weekly webcast at dannaturman.com.
Yes, I know that I need to get on that "other social networking site," Stat!
With that said, Happy Friday To You, Fellow Chosen Person Who Has Also Traded In The Deciphering Of The Rule Against Perpetuities In Favor Of Writing Punchlines.
"A contingent remainder must vest, if it vests at all, within a life in being plus twenty-one years."
Analyzing *THAT* is what we once thought was a better way of spending our respective lives instead of writing brilliant rape jokes?!
What the fuck were we (read: our Jewish parents) thinking?
The crowd might not have been the smartest or largest in the history of The Comedy Cellar on Monday night, but I thoroughly enjoyed your set, nonetheless.
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