About me: i'm dan. i'm boring and lazy. i drink too much. i rarely make eye contact. i like to offend people. i'm pretty popular. i'm also a stand-up comic. you can check out my comedy page by clicking HERE
here's a video of me telling jokes:
this is a public service announcement i did as part of my community service plea bargain:
this is a new clip of me at laffhole:
my new york adventure!
Who I'd like to meet: people who don't have junk all over their page.
junk very similar to the videos posted above!
Hey i got your birthday text, that was really nice of you. Sorry I didn't reply it was kind of a shitty birthday, but whatever it happens. I appreciated the text though. How is NYC treating you?
Thank you for adding us!.....It's great to have you as a friend. We look forward to possibly provide you with any personal grooming or hair services. We always run promotions and specials. We post in the bullentin area or simply stop by our page whenever you get a chance.
Our current promotion is for fathers day. Stop by to enter to win a $100.00 home depot gift Card for dad, plus other prizes. Raffle is being held at our Salon 24-01 29th st corner of 24th Ave, in Astoria. starting on weds. May 27th.
It's all good. I didn't realize how far Long Island was from everything else in the city. We're prolly heading back to memphis after the shows saturday or sunday morning too. But don't think it's from me not thinking about ya!
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