Danny Gallagher, the Writer Who Hates MySpace

Stereotypical remedies for this include bathing, shaving, or coming in contact with a member of the Bush family. Additionally, I strongly recommend a healthy serving of freedom fries may to alleviate any desire for unique cheeses. Finally, if you must drink, avoid wine at any cost as it will only serve to prolong the effects and may induce a condition commonly known as "pompous Euro-trash." Stick to watered down fermented beverages that claim to be pilsners. And, for the love of God, watch some football, and not that pussy-ass, no-hands bullshit.

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I only signed up to tell you that you suck. Just kidding. I love your MTS columns, and share many of your pet peeves which makes me an asshole, too. Thanks for making me laugh! Keep it up. Oh, and Happy Birthday. Another year closer to Lipitor...

Don't even get me started on what time I have to wake up. I hate mornings!
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Oh, and maybe do some blogging here. I just subscribed.

Dude!
Nice streaking pic. Did you airbrush the clothes on?
Heh.
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