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Dan Hirshon

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Urban

  • Films

  • Website

    danhirshon.com

  • Bio

    Though incapable of doing his own laundry, Dan Hirshon is able to leave audiences in hysterics.

    "I laughed out loud at many points during Hirshon’s act, which is not something I do often." ~ The Brandeis Justice

    "You were so funny. You made me pee a little bit," ~Wellesley student after a recent performance.

    "It’s true. You made her fart too." ~Her friend.

    Since taking the spotlight in Boston’s Theater District several years ago Dan has performed at the Boston and Las Vegas Comedy Festivals, co-written and produced the comedy album, Lampshades and Ottomans, and shared secrets about his traumatic childhood with strangers from Maine to South Africa. If you are looking to laugh or just looking for a 90-pound basket case with a Jewfro, then you will love Dan.

Bio:

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Shout out to allz my chicas back at the 050!!! I luv u katie dog! Smooches and hooches!!! Fun under the sun :) Sweet 16 4ever!

OMG, check out Danny's new show!
..Will Joke For Food Starts Monday 3/6

Member Since:

April 15, 2005

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Influences:

Your Princess Bride character is:
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Count Tyrone Rugen!!! because you're disfigured and killed a man's father.

Your horrific disease is:
Leprosy!!! because you're constantly peeling off layers to reveal a whole new you. (That's a good thing.)

Sounds Like:

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TALK TO ME BRO - The Survey....
Name:Danny Hirsh....
Birthplace:Janice Hirshon....
Eye Color:sexy....
Hair Color:even sexier....
Height:the sexiest....
Right Handed or Left Handed:depends on who's asking....
Your Heritage:Asian....
The Shoes You Wore Today:....
Your Weakness:shoes....
Your Fears:that one day my weaknesses will be pasted on a public domain for everyone to see....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:spending less time on this survey....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I know what you mean, those pants do give you cameltoe!....
Thoughts First Waking Up:It sure was a bad idea thinking that I could eat chicken soup in bed.....
Your Best Physical Feature:My kidneys....
Your Most Missed Memory:rosebud....
Pepsi or Coke:Dr. Pepper ....
MacDonalds or Burger King:I only eat salad.....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I only eat salad.....
Do you Smoke:"....
Do you Swear:"....
Do you Sing:"....
Do you Shower Daily:Depends on what you mean by Daily.....
Do you want to get Married:Three times.....
Do you belive in yourself:on Tuesdays no, but after that no....
Do you get Motion Sickness:"....
Do you think you are Attractive:Yes, especially after I get in my corvette.....
Are you a Health Freak:Yes, especially after I get in my corvette.....
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes, now will you date me. Is that what you're looking for in a person, someone who likes Thunderstorms? ....
Do you play an Instrument:Yes....
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, unless you count cocaine. But that was prescribed for my chicken pox.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No, I was almost out with a girl, but then I found out she didn't like thunderstorms. Screw that. I'm not wasting my time with someone who doesn't like thunderstorms.....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yes, yesterday was my binge day. ....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes, yesterday was my binge day.....
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes, I ate an entire box of Oreos and some Sushi for my act.....
In the past month have you been Dumped:Yes, she saw my oreo/sushi act.....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No, I'm against that.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:A skinny dipper's clothes....
Ever been Drunk:Yes, once I got so drunk that I filled out a survey with 400 questions on it. It took me two days and a stomach pump.....
Ever been called a Tease:Yes....
Ever been Beaten up:Yes, some guy was pissed that I was such a tease.....
Ever Shoplifted:Yes, I stole a tooth brush once because my elderly neighbor was in the store, I lost my nerve and ended up being chased all over an ice skating rink.....
How do you want to Die:Lying down....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:taller...hahahahahahahahahaha...hahahahahah....
What country would you most like to Visit:Kentucky....
In a Boy/Girl......
Favourite Eye Color:the kind that says, let's skip dinner and just have sex....
Favourite Hair Color:one that matches her eyes....
Short or Long Hair:45....
Best Clothing Style:Eskimo clothes....
Your definition of HOT:Cameron Diaz in an Eskimo coat while gutting a seal....
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GET LAID & TAKE SURVEYS!
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Record Label:

Jewfro Records

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About me:

..Old Man and Eggs.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Atom.com: ..Funny Videos.. | ..Short Films.. | ..Funny Animations.... .. ..I Got Laid.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Atom.com: ..Funny Videos.. | ..Extreme Humor.. | ..Sexy Comedy.... .. ..Movie Day.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Atom.com: ..Funny Videos.. | ..Cinematic Comedy.. | ..Funny Animations.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Check out the new Sketch Comedy CD: .. ..Micah Sherman and Dan Hirshon Present: Lampshades & Ottomans.. .. Available @ ..CD BABY.. .. ..CD Baby just included the album in their Editor's Picks section! Here's what they had to say about it:.. .. "For the discerning (and mature) comedy listener, this is absurdist tomfoolery at its finest.".. - CD BABY

Who I'd like to meet:

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Cambridge, Massachusetts
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: College graduate

Schools

  • Brandeis University

    • Waltham,Massachusetts
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: American Studies
    • Minor: Film, Journalism
    • Clubs: Crew
    • Current Courses:
    2000 to 2004

  • Parkland Shs

    • Allentown,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    1996 to 2000

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