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Danny
Danny "DEAD UNTIL PEOPLE ARE WATCHING..."

Male
29 years old

Ireland



Last Login: 12/27/2009
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Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Derry City
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Occupation:Comedian / Writer


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Thinking outside the box…..  (view more)

Get Up, Stand Up......  (view more)

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About me:
DANNY MCCROSSAN IS A STAND UP COMEDIAN AND WRITER FROM NORTHERN IRELAND.
WRITER OF LAST YEARS BBC RADIO SITCOM "FINAL VINYL"

CURRENTLY DANNY CAN BE FOUND GIGGING ACROSS THE UK AND IRELAND, PICKING UP RAVE REVIEWS AND MANY A HANGOVER ALONG THE WAY.

DANNY ALSO WRITES AS A CONTRIBUTOR AND HIDDEN COLUMNIST FOR SOME OF THE UK'S BIGGEST MAGAZINE AND PRINT PUBLICATIONS .

DANNY GETS STALKED VIA GOOGLE ALOT...

FOR ANY ENQUIRIES PLEASE USE THE CONTACT DETAILS BELOW:

To book Danny McCrossan call 08700 42 56 56.

http://www.hahaheehee.com

CLEVER PEOPLE SAID THE FOLLOWING ABOUT DANNY:

"Comedy Champion of the World" - Daily Mirror

"My funny Valentine" - Northern Woman Magazine.

"Insightfully funny" - Channel 4.

"One of the Cream of Contemporary Humorists" - Michael O'Mara Books


I was only ever in love once, and it had the weirdest effect on me. It turned a childish idiotic moron like me, into an even more childish more idiotic moron.

Danny McCrossan
Irish Comedian
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John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager.

Danny McCrossan
Irish Comedian
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Fighting for peace? Give me a break, that’s like fucking for virginity.

Danny McCrossan
Irish Comedian
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I want you to just sit there and think about how many decent and trustworthy people there are in the world, and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, kissing your girlfriend.

Danny McCrossan
Irish Comedian
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A lot of people say they could never do comedy, they say that standing up in front of a crowd of people would be too overwhelming, it’s not. It’s one of the most personal things I’ve ever done.

Danny McCrossan
Irish Comedian
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 Margo Carr 


 The Stand 


 Dylan 


 David O'Doherty 


 Sean Hughes 


 Mark Watson, the Comedian 





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Dec 9 2009 9:45 PM

Hey, thanks for adding us as a friend. You can check out our daily news updates at www.movies-comingsoon.com for all the latest news on upcoming movies and T.V shows.Play games and watch films too. Be sure to check out what competitions we have from time to time.
Thanks!
Corpse

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Nov 30 2009 8:45 PM

thanks for the add cute little irish boy
Angel

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Oct 18 2009 4:41 PM

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Rayray

Rayray



Sep 21 2009 10:31 AM

Really REALLY looking forward to seeing you again babes.

I'll be in Belfast from the 12th Oct, you're up on the 19th????

So excited!!!!!

xoxoxox
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Sep 21 2009 10:31 AM

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Jun 9 2009 7:24 AM

Hi
Many thanks for the add :)
Rayray

Rayray



Jun 9 2009 1:45 AM

Love the new pic!

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ENDOXI™

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May 26 2009 10:52 PM

Hey, we just made this awesome video commercial so people can see what we do.... Check it out and if you like what you see you can buy our Itunes for only 5 bucks or check out our Merch at
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KaS╬Destined╬



May 11 2009 12:24 PM

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Rayray

Rayray



Apr 21 2009 10:05 PM

Can't wait to see you on stage again!

I just bought a copy of the book you feature in too!

I'm such a stalker.

lol

x
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Mar 20 2009 10:24 AM

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Have a brilliant weekend!!
~TEAM GIANT~
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Mar 9 2009 6:42 PM

♥ Thanks for checking out my music ♥
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Feb 24 2009 12:24 AM

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HAVE A BRILLIANT WEEK!
~TEAM GIANT~
KaS╬Destined╬

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Feb 20 2009 11:25 AM

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Feb 13 2009 8:25 AM

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Have a great weekend!
AU Magazine

AU Magazine



Feb 11 2009 12:18 PM

Thanks so much for the comment Danny, much appreciated!
and remember, AU HEARTS YOU
Rayray

Rayray



Feb 9 2009 7:46 AM

You're the most amazing man ever!

Thank you for everything!

xoxox
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Feb 2 2009 11:13 PM

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KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 20 2009 8:44 AM

Have a great week...if you can't be good, be careful or run like hell ;)
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 10 2009 11:22 PM

Nice chatting to you too...

Make fun of your work and it wont be so much of a chore :)
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 10 2009 11:12 PM

Mostly...I am a Field Manager for a research company.
The weekends soon I will have people out and about, will definately get a number of calls when they encounter issues.
Sometimes have to drop and run as well
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 10 2009 11:01 PM

Hehehe yeah it does. Sorry you are stuck in...
Soon I will be back on call every weekend...good thing I no longer drink (can't guarantee I don't act like an idiot though)
Sunday here and I am still deciding whether I feel like heading out and about again.
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 10 2009 10:47 PM

Awwww you are probably not alone in the 'juggling' area :)
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 10 2009 10:31 PM

Oh I can and do talk too :)
KaS╬Destined╬

KaS╬Destined╬



Jan 9 2009 10:28 AM

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