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Comedian Danny Paterno
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Last Login: 11/16/2009
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InfluencesMy Parents, without them being as goofy as they are, I wouldn’t be doing Comedy, My Beautiful Wife Megan and My Crazy little son Matthew!! Most of all...Life!!!
TV ShowsCommercials for Ford and FPL!!

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Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:An F-ing Comedian!

   Comedian Danny Paterno's Schools
Florida State University
Tallahassee,Florida
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1994 to 2000


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About me:
I am Danny Paterno...a Stand up Comedian, and a Retired Professional Muay Thai kickboxer! If you don't know me, well, you probably don't get out much. In my spare time you will probably find me Surfing (if there are waves of course) and if there are no waves, you will most likely find me on the Golf Course...slamming my clubs on the ground...I have a love hate relationship with my golf game...I hate that I love to play. Feel free to drop me a line to talk about Surfing or Golfing or whatever makes you happy and makes your life more enjoyable! Free Myspace Layouts, Myspace Layout, Myspace Backgound Codes I got my layout at CleanupMyspace.com |Free Myspace Layouts
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Nov 29 2009 8:36 PM


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Nov 9 2009 9:50 AM

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Oct 12 2009 12:48 PM

I had a dream about you lastnight, it involved me, poop and pants...by dream I mean swine flu, and by you I mean, I wish you could have been there.
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Sep 30 2009 3:42 AM

btw, I'm about 3/4 of the way through my second script, "Visceral Chaos." I'll send ya a copy when I'm finished yeah??
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Sep 30 2009 3:39 AM

Danny MOTHERFUCKIN Paterno! how you been man?? You still makin people laugh?? I'm about two semesters away from transferin up to FSU I believe you were a fan of FSU correct?? I miss ya man. It's been quite a long time man. Hit me back brother.

p.s. I see that I'm above daniel tosh on the top friends. glad to see that you have us in order of talent. nothing against tosh, but I'm just fuckin awesome! lol haha
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Aug 31 2009 4:14 PM

NEW MUSIC UP NOW
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Jul 9 2009 5:21 PM

You are AWESOME!!! Thank you so much for being a friend!!!
Hope you had a Happy 4th of July!!!!! God Bless America!!!!!

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Jun 3 2009 9:24 PM

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Dec 20 2008 4:59 PM

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Oct 31 2008 4:23 PM

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Oct 21 2008 9:34 AM

love what you've done with the place Dan but if you want to step into the comedy big leagues you have get funky like my homeboy Chris Farley R.I.
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