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Dan Rosenberg
Stand-Up / MC/Hosts / Comedic Writers
Dan Rosenberg I don’t have a headline...

Male
39 years old
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2009
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   Dan Rosenberg's Comedian Bio
BioThe details of my life are quite inconsequential...

Very well, where do I begin?

I was born in a tiny suburb of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania called Beaver Falls. Actually, I grew up in a suburb of that suburb called Chippewa Township. We lived in the third unit of a duplex.

My father was a self employed auto parts peddler that loved baseball and apple pie with cheese on it. He would often work late in his parts store trying to invent things that already existed, like the telephone or thumb tacks.

My mother was a florist, an artist and a part time immigration attorney focusing on citizens of Armenia and West Virginia.

I graduated in the upper 10% of the lower third of my high school class and I was an active member of the "Tall Guy's That Can't Play Hoops" club as well as the Jazz Band, where I was fourteenth chair tenor tuba.

Several years ago, I walked into a comedy club and my life was forever changed. The club was also a cult and they "recruited" me to serve as their light bulb changer.

I have done stand-up comedy and writing ever since. I have written several spec scripts, like, "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "The Office," and a killer "Too Close for Comfort." ("Monroe Gets a Job")

I also have written for several radio shows as well as two books. The first "The Book on Hosting: How Not to Suck as an Emcee" was published last August and the second "The Book on Vacuums: The Joke Sometimes Writes Itself" is due to drop in May 2010.
Websitedanrosenberg.com OR carcallsradio.com OR thebookonhosting.com
InfluencesJohnny Carson, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Rodney Dangerfield (I TELL YA!)
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    Dan Rosenberg's Interests
Television24, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Two and a Half Men, Dan's Dad
Groups: The Comedy DistrictLA ComediansComedians CornerKirkland Laugh's !Purple PartyOntario ImprovPeople who LOVE ComedyNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Dan Rosenberg's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Beaver Falls, PA
Body type:6' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian/Writer

   Dan Rosenberg's Schools
Blackhawk Hs
Beaver Falls,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1988

   Dan Rosenberg's Companies
The Comedy District
Culver City, CA US
Owner

9/1/04
Stand-up Workshop.com
Santa Monica, CA US
Workshop runner guy thingy
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Car Calls Radio
Los Angeles, CA US
Talk Show Host



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The Dan Rosenberg Show - Radio Demo
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Interview with Lewis Black
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The Yarmulka
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411 Bit
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   Dan Rosenberg's Blurbs
About me:
I am a comedian, writer, speaker and really bad actor! I live in Santa Monica with my wife Beckey and our son Joshua...oh yeah, and our dog Cooper, a Rat Terrier.
I was born in Beaver Falls, PA and grew up in Chippewa Twp. I went to Blackhawk HS and my parents still live in my hometown. (Although, I think they should move to LA...who wants winter???) I am a Steelers fan and wish Pittsburgh had an NBA team.
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU

   


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Alan Lebetkin

Alan Lebetkin



Dec 1 2008 9:06 PM

Thanks for being my friend!

Be sure to check out my comedy clips on FunnyOrDie and YouTube.
Become my fan on Facebook.


Yours,

Alan

"Johnny Depp"

Brad Schecter

Brad Schecter



Jan 9 2009 8:33 AM

Thank you so much for having me tonight Dan! I had a great time! Hope to work with you again in the near future!
Best,
Brad
Misha

Misha



Sep 30 2008 8:07 PM

lol check this interview out then the snl skit



lol now the satire

Terri

Terri Stoor



Aug 28 2008 4:32 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope all is well. And you're not a bad actor! You're just such a great comedian, your acting pales by comparison (if you can't get your ass kissed on your birthday, when can ya?).
Enjoy the day! Terri
NEIL - The Comedy Coach®

NEIL - The Comedy Coach®



Aug 30 2008 11:13 PM

Sometimes we all need a little help. Not Dan, but everyone else.

Stop Dying - Start Killing!
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Mar 28 2008 2:33 AM

C u Friday, May 2, 2008 at 7 PM
May 2, 2008 show flyer
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Mar 12 2008 5:11 PM

see you this saturday bro! kvon
Misha

Misha



Mar 11 2008 2:45 PM

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bammmmmmm
Dom

Dom



Feb 4 2008 8:36 PM

Thanks for the request.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
Tommy James

Tommy James



Jan 1 2008 12:35 AM

Happy New Year, Fool! Wishing you a Great 2008!
Jordan Zuckerman

Jordan Zuckerman



Dec 26 2007 6:34 AM

Hope you're having a great Christmas! Even tough we're Jews.



Christmas Tree
Misha

Misha



Dec 20 2007 3:22 AM

allllright....easy you....done done done
Paul

Paul Woods



Dec 10 2007 10:17 PM

Dan - Thanks for the add. Tell your moms I said "Hi" and I miss working with her... Have a terrific holiday season!
Traci Skene

Traci Skene



Nov 25 2007 8:04 PM

Seth Bond Perry

Seth Bond Perry



Nov 13 2007 9:14 PM

how are you dan. i trust that you are doing well and life is fine in cali. i hope you were away from the fires!
seth
Jeff Korn

Jeff Korn



Nov 11 2007 1:42 AM

You're on MySpace on Saturday night? Nice social life.
Peter Berman

Peter Berman



Nov 9 2007 8:15 AM

Hey Everybody,

If you feel like supporting me, then pass this along to all that you know.

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Seth Bond Perry

Seth Bond Perry



Oct 11 2007 10:34 PM

hey dan! how are you doing man. things seem to be going well out there! that is great. cruising along here. be well!
seth bond perry
Laugh-A-Lot Productions

Laugh-A-Lot Productions



Sep 24 2007 11:45 PM



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Jenny Mckenna

Jenny Mckenna



Sep 24 2007 6:44 PM

I can't believe you got the Ethel Mertz reference! Hows things? Do you like my Prius?
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GEEKS for a CURE



Sep 13 2007 6:34 PM

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Chaparrita

Chaparrita



Aug 29 2007 10:47 PM

Hey dan,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY....
hOPE YOU HAD A GREAT ONE...
Dave

Dave



Aug 29 2007 8:07 PM


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Happy Belated Birthday! It sure is good to see that you are out there doing it. Hope all is well.
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Ron K. ® [MainPage]



Aug 29 2007 3:03 AM

Keep it comedy Dan and have a killer B-Day!
Mysticvixen

Mysticvixen



Aug 29 2007 2:40 AM

Happy Birthday dude.....hope it was a blast!!
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