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http://dantessitore.com
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
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101 years old

United States



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Status:Single
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Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Annapolis, MD
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:Grad / professional school


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Nov 13 2009 8:00P
Howie’s Live La Crosse WI
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Crackers Comedy Club Indianapolis IN
Dec 10 2009 8:00P
Mulligan’s Terre Haute IN
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
The Elks Charleston IL
Dec 15 2009 8:30P
Neil’s/Skitz Memphis TN

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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 7 2009 7:53 PM

New Web Site!

Check out my new web site at www.PopHaydn.com

Cool graphics, video, and the True Story of Pop Haydn.
WHOPPER FREAKOUTS KEVIN CRAFT IS BACK!!!!

WHOPPER FREAKOUTS KEVIN CRAFT IS BACK!!!!



May 23 2009 2:52 AM

Nice set last night it was fun......Kevin craft!
Jayson

Jayson



May 22 2009 11:50 AM

Thanks for the Add Dan...hope to see you up the road somewhere...God Bless
Slade Ham

Slade Ham



Apr 27 2009 9:52 PM

Hey -

Just wanted to drop a line and say hi. Anytime you get bored, there is probably something new up on my blog. I write constantly and promise it's worth checking out. If it's not, feel free to delete me :)

More importanly, subscribe to it so you will know whenever a new one posts.

See you somewhere on the road!

-S
Martin

Martin



Apr 19 2009 5:03 PM

Man you are friggin hilarious. ZThe show last night was great. Hope to see you again soon.
Richard Thompson

Richard Thompson



Feb 1 2009 7:30 PM

You killed last night, bro! Thanks for coming to Kokomo!
Tracy Segebart

Tracy Segebart



Jan 12 2009 3:34 AM

I really couldn't get to anything but the the welcome page on your site.

Fuck, I should have known better than to have clicked on that link while eating. Regurgitation is a bitch.
Tracy Segebart

Tracy Segebart



Jan 11 2009 3:32 AM

Don't you mean Kerry White?
Veronica Ballestrini- Follow Twitter @VeronicaBal

Veronica Ballestrini- Follow Twitter @VeronicaBal



Jan 2 2009 5:07 PM

Heyyy, Thanks for your friendship and support of my music. ;-)
Have a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!! <3
God Bless!
XOXO~ Veronica
Silky Johnson

Silky Johnson



Dec 26 2008 11:39 PM

Dan Tessitore needs to return to Chicago, the demand is ALIVE.
Leonard Pigg

Leonard Pigg



Dec 17 2008 2:29 AM

I look forward to working with you next month!
"I don't Like Spam" - New Official

david hanley



Jun 23 2008 9:14 PM

Hey, it was my pleasure.. We had a great ol time at the show. you are a real funny fuck..and dont worry I feel your pain about the "bump" ..dont tell the girl i was there though

I almost punched that Armenian comedian
Silky Johnson

Silky Johnson



Jun 15 2008 5:50 PM

hah, thanks, however, there are other pictures of myself w/ Newcomb. In one I am wearing a suit. The contrast is wonderful. Unfortunately the pictures are not in my possession. I'm planning on hitting your show next Friday w/ some peeps. Bring the funny.
Margaret France

Margaret France



Jun 3 2008 3:09 AM

Hey Dan,
Great interview on Behind the Bricks. I think we have the same day job. Lemme know if you guys want to hit Oakland, Sacramento, or the Northwest.
Cheers,
Margaret
Kerry White

Kerry White



Apr 30 2008 8:59 PM

Give em all a B and put it down for the summer, already. Get your priorities straight. Those kids are gonna glean more useful information from our show than they ever will in a formal class room. Lets GO!!!!!!
Brent Terhune

Brent Terhune



Apr 24 2008 1:48 AM

Good set last night Dan! Really, who does give a shit about the earth?
The Shea

Shea White



Mar 15 2008 1:03 AM

Well, hullooo! *parade waves*

:)
Davina

Davina



Mar 8 2008 6:10 PM

you can whore on my page anytime!!!!
Brent Smalley

Brent Smalley



Feb 24 2008 3:54 AM

Dan Tessitore is my favorite comedian....EVER!
Sina Amedson

Sina Amedson



Nov 22 2007 3:04 AM

Thanks for the add brother. Drop me a line if you ever pass through Salt Lake. We'll grab a beer or something.

Later,
Sina.
The Porn Again Christians

The Porn Again Christians



Oct 8 2007 6:22 PM

Great job Saturday! Thanks again, brother!
Boo Boatwright

Boo Boatwright



May 31 2007 9:21 AM

great job the other night fuckface...hugs and kisses
Matt Holt

Matt Holt



May 21 2007 5:11 PM

Dude,

Thanks for everything...the gig was awesome, the food was great, the beer was white-trash and your lawn was comfy!

Seriously, I had a blast and I appreciate all you did to make it happen.
Jeffrey d Oskay

Jeffrey d Oskay



May 20 2007 7:08 AM

Thanks for having me over to do the show...Loved the room and the people...
Lauren

Lauren



Jan 6 2007 7:18 AM

Why are you only playing or performing, or whatever it's called, in IN? get more gigs here!
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