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DAN TESSITORE
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up
Male
100 years old

United States



Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Annapolis, MD
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 17 2009 8:00P
Paramount Theater Anderson IN
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Comedy on Court Des Moines IA
Aug 15 2009 10:00P
Rum Runners St. Cloud MN
Aug 16 2009 8:00P
Willy’s Minneapolis MN
Aug 29 2009 8:00P
a bar in a bowling alley Lincoln IL

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About me:
Comedian, writer, university English instructor, all around smart dude who's not above a good dick joke (or whoring myself on Myspace). Now booking for summer '09.
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Jun 27 2009 9:37 PM

thanks for the add. let us kow when you're on the east coast.
Pop Haydn





Jun 9 2009 9:38 AM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.

The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at wwwLaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

www.PopHaydn.com
Legends Pub & Grill





Jun 3 2009 10:12 PM

Hey! This coming Monday June 8th is our next Open Mic Night for Legends in the making comedy night! It would be fantastic if you are able come out and join the show! Show time is at 8...sign up 7pm!
WHOPPER FREAKOUTS KEVIN CRAFT IS BACK!!!!





May 23 2009 2:52 AM

Nice set last night it was fun......Kevin craft!
Jayson





May 22 2009 11:50 AM

Thanks for the Add Dan...hope to see you up the road somewhere...God Bless
Slade Ham





Apr 27 2009 9:52 PM

Hey -

Just wanted to drop a line and say hi. Anytime you get bored, there is probably something new up on my blog. I write constantly and promise it's worth checking out. If it's not, feel free to delete me :)

More importanly, subscribe to it so you will know whenever a new one posts.

See you somewhere on the road!

-S
Martin





Apr 19 2009 5:03 PM

Man you are friggin hilarious. ZThe show last night was great. Hope to see you again soon.
Richard Thompson





Feb 1 2009 7:30 PM

You killed last night, bro! Thanks for coming to Kokomo!
Tracy





Jan 12 2009 3:34 AM

I really couldn't get to anything but the the welcome page on your site.

Fuck, I should have known better than to have clicked on that link while eating. Regurgitation is a bitch.
Tracy





Jan 11 2009 3:32 AM

Don't you mean Kerry White?
Veronica Ballestrini





Jan 2 2009 5:07 PM

Heyyy, Thanks for your friendship and support of my music. ;-)
Have a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!! <3
God Bless!
XOXO~ Veronica
Silky Johnson





Dec 26 2008 11:39 PM

Dan Tessitore needs to return to Chicago, the demand is ALIVE.
Leonard Pigg





Dec 17 2008 2:29 AM

I look forward to working with you next month!
"I don't Like Spam" - New Official





Jun 23 2008 9:14 PM

Hey, it was my pleasure.. We had a great ol time at the show. you are a real funny fuck..and dont worry I feel your pain about the "bump" ..dont tell the girl i was there though

I almost punched that Armenian comedian
Silky Johnson





Jun 15 2008 5:50 PM

hah, thanks, however, there are other pictures of myself w/ Newcomb. In one I am wearing a suit. The contrast is wonderful. Unfortunately the pictures are not in my possession. I'm planning on hitting your show next Friday w/ some peeps. Bring the funny.
Margaret France





Jun 3 2008 3:09 AM

Hey Dan,
Great interview on Behind the Bricks. I think we have the same day job. Lemme know if you guys want to hit Oakland, Sacramento, or the Northwest.
Cheers,
Margaret
Kerry White





Apr 30 2008 8:59 PM

Give em all a B and put it down for the summer, already. Get your priorities straight. Those kids are gonna glean more useful information from our show than they ever will in a formal class room. Lets GO!!!!!!
Brent Terhune





Apr 24 2008 1:48 AM

Good set last night Dan! Really, who does give a shit about the earth?
The Shea





Mar 15 2008 1:03 AM

Well, hullooo! *parade waves*

:)
Davina





Mar 8 2008 6:10 PM

you can whore on my page anytime!!!!
Brent Smalley





Feb 24 2008 3:54 AM

Dan Tessitore is my favorite comedian....EVER!
Sina Amedson





Nov 22 2007 3:04 AM

Thanks for the add brother. Drop me a line if you ever pass through Salt Lake. We'll grab a beer or something.

Later,
Sina.
The Porn Again Christians





Oct 8 2007 6:22 PM

Great job Saturday! Thanks again, brother!
Boo Boatwright





May 31 2007 9:21 AM

great job the other night fuckface...hugs and kisses
Matt Holt





May 21 2007 5:11 PM

Dude,

Thanks for everything...the gig was awesome, the food was great, the beer was white-trash and your lawn was comfy!

Seriously, I had a blast and I appreciate all you did to make it happen.
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