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Dan Vollmayer
Alternative / Celebrity Humor / Jokes
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Male
25 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/15/2008
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Websitedailycomedy.com/u/Dan%20Vollmayer
InfluencesLETTERMAN, LENO, ATTELL, NORTON, DANGERFIELD, SEINFELD, GRIFIN, CROSS, C.K., DiPALO, KELLY
Memberswww.cbs.com/lateshow
TV ShowsCurrently a contributing writer for CBS’ LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN and PSN-TV’s AFTER HOURS, Former writting intern for LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY, Cast member on the sketch comedy show IT’S TWISTED TV, Featured on SUITE 16 and KEYSTONE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING TV for UPTV Productions, Host of DAILY OVERDOSE on WPTS-Pittsburgh (Radio), Regular on ECPW TV (Local Access TV), Extra on CBS’s AS THE WORLD TURNS and on NBC’s 30 Rock, Commercial work includes OLD SPICE, SAM ADAMS, and NICKOLODEON, Received 2004 UPTV Best Actor in a Television Series Award for playing Trever in SUITE 16. Also work as a Financial Correspondent for RiskCenter.com, and appear reguraly on TitanTV.com’s ’5 on 5 Comedy Show.’
FilmsFeatured in THE FANDOM MEANT US for The Sprocket Guild Productions and in THE CURSE OF THE AMONTILLADO for UPTV Productions, Featured extra in ASMALI KONAK, DEAD AWAKINGS, and I BALL. Received 2006 Best Actor in a Film Award for playing Maddock in THE CURSE OF THE AMONTILLADO.
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     Dan Vollmayer's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school

   Dan Vollmayer's Schools
University Of Pittsburgh-Main Campus
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications and Theater Arts
Clubs: UPTV WPTS - Pittsburgh FM
Greek:   Phi Kappa Theta

2002 to 2006
Newark Academy
Livingston,New Jersey
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   Dan Vollmayer's Companies
Worldwide Pants Inc.
New York, NY US

Late Show with David Letterman

October 2006 -
New Jersey Nets Basketball
East Rutherford, NJ US

Entertainment

October 2006 -
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
New York, NY US

Script / Writing Department

August 2007 -


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"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer

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Mar 19 2009 12:13 AM

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Dec 14 2008 7:22 PM

The Very Best Of The Holiday Season To You !...

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Malagasy: ARAHABA TRATRA NY KRISMASY
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Philippines Maligayang Pasco at Manigong Bagong Taon
Pashto - De Christmas akhtar de bakhtawar au newai kal de mubarak sha.
Pennsylvania German - En frehlicher Grischtdaag unen hallich Nei Yaahr!
Henry





Dec 11 2008 9:36 PM

heck man...here's youz vids payback....har..har..har..
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Dec 6 2008 10:35 PM

what the fuck have you been up to bra?
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Nov 28 2008 9:10 PM

Have A Happy Holiday Season !


And Dont Forget Santa Is On His Way !...
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Oct 31 2008 6:37 PM

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Oct 31 2008 3:39 PM

Happy belated Birthday and Happy Halloween...I am definitely missing Sci Fi today...I bet you guys are drinking already and not doing any work!!
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Oct 27 2008 10:01 PM

happy birthday youngster!
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Oct 27 2008 4:32 AM

HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY DAN!!
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Oct 26 2008 10:33 PM

happy birthday fella.
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Oct 23 2008 5:42 AM

I see someone has a birthday coming up :)Happy Birthday To You,Happy Birthday To You,Happy Birthday Dear Dan Vollmayer,Happy Birthday To Youuu!!!I had to wish you Happy Birthday now or I would have forgotten and that's why you have Myspace to wish people Happy Birthday somewhat on time right? :) Have a great day/night.
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Oct 22 2008 11:11 PM

Please come to our site and tell us what you think about the show!

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Oct 4 2008 5:45 PM

heard you got some buzz in dan vollamyer brand..congrats...is that photo on red carpet real or a hologram?
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Sep 25 2008 3:11 AM

How were the Emmy's...had to have been better than the Jets game on Monday.

Eric the Temp - Part IV is here...Check it out:

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Sep 18 2008 12:28 PM

i hope you have a hot outfit picked out for the emmy's.

also. i was talking to kim last night.
we were wondering if you wanted to play spin the bottle in the middle of a crowded bar in pittsburgh for homecoming?
Jared Hacker





Sep 18 2008 3:07 AM

Haha thanks....and it only gets worse for Eric.

Here's Part III...

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Sep 15 2008 3:56 PM

Eric the Temp - Episode 1 - Part II

Part III coming this Wednesday...

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Sep 15 2008 3:55 PM

Check out ICS's new web series...

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Sep 13 2008 9:27 PM

like the mccain ben gay hi ho cheerios beating outside vietnamese rest. a lot...very realistic...great vid man..
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Sep 11 2008 2:07 AM

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Sep 6 2008 6:56 PM

I'm 100% proof. :P


Not really- I'm just at warp-speed now...


My cups o' joe been smack-talkin'...
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Sep 6 2008 4:31 PM

Whats up?
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Aug 28 2008 10:03 PM

LMAO.. Well I cant wait to see ur annoying AZZ! lol Yo..
You need to Hook up the BB game this year!! The NETS better be on point!
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