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The Dardanelles
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"Goodbye and god rest, you sawdust engineer."

ANN ARBOR, Michigan
United States

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   The Dardanelles: General Info
Member Since1/14/2006
Band Websiteidontneedtosingbetter.com
Band MembersBrooks Sam Chris Joe Sarah (not in that order)
InfluencesThis changes on a regular basis, as we listen to a lot of music. But for now we would like to list these guys as they have influenced us most recently: Stephen Malkmus, The Descent of the Holy Ghost Church, Guided By Voices, BamBoon, Yes, King Harvest, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Johannes Kepler.
Sounds LikeOnce described as the "Hyperactive love child of Weezer and Pavement". However we prefer to think of ourselves as our own unique sound, the sound of a thundering freight train of good old rock and roll funneled into ears and then straight to the brain for your listening/dancing/freaking out or any other type of pleasure response.
Record LabelApotheosis
Type of LabelMajor



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New live video for "A Flat Refusal," soon to be released on the Dardanelles' second album, Becoming the River. Footage by Kim Zavicar.
A Flat Refusal (Live)



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"Ann Arbor is a college town, The Dardanelles are an Ann Arbor band and their sound is totally college rock. And I mean that in a positive, celebratory way." Keith Dusenberry, Real Detroit Weekly

The Dardanelles potentially existed when S. Ellison and B. Thomas met in a bar. Then there was C. Csont. He said that he played bass and he did. There was another drummer, but he vanished. Then there was another, who drowned. Haley forms auxiliary ranks but must now telecommute from the NYC. She knew S. Ellison beforehand, and met B. Thomas during other people's music. Now there is an accordion, but it doesn't get much play. S. Schaefer has now joined the ranks along with her fishtibuns. There are six of them now and many songs, because of music. There is intonation, dissonance and mellifuousness. There are also a great many allergies--far too many, but some are improving. They play in a basement and sleep in their own lodgings. Individually, most of them have attributes.

C. Csont films things and writes words, which other people speak. He often sleeps. There are bees. He is bass. You do not ask C. Csont to turn down. You ask your ears to work harder.

S. Ellison is referential. He answers things in bars. His role is to sing and to strum and sometimes to cavort. He needs a cigarette and he wrote many songs they sing. He also plays the blender.

J. Ferdon requires sticks. Perhaps there is a moustache. He is for percussion, destruction and creation purposes.

B. Thomas explains dark matter. He makes the songs S. Ellison does not. He plays larynx and some guitars. The accordion is irrelevant.

S. Schaefer tickles fake ivory on occasion, loans cirgarettes and in general is in charge of melodic fullness and bar conversation.

Horseman, Pass By.


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Horseman, Pass By. may now be purchased at Ann Arbor record stores and our shows.

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megh equals cool





Sep 15 2008 8:52 PM

Remember that one time when there was a second album on the way? One album of Dards music is just not enough!
Davey's Basement, the record store :)





Jul 6 2008 2:49 PM

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Quantities are limited to stock on hand.
Visit www. Daveysbasement. com to order!
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May 26 2008 1:54 AM

The Macpodz





Mar 14 2008 5:03 AM

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Molly





Nov 22 2007 7:08 PM

Rebecca





Oct 15 2007 6:02 AM

The Mongeese





Oct 14 2007 6:54 PM

Bobby





Sep 16 2007 8:25 AM

thank you, new friends.
The Macpodz





Sep 5 2007 11:45 PM

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Kim





Aug 21 2007 12:10 PM

You guys are amazing.
maidavalelover





Jul 29 2007 7:39 PM

maidavalelover says many thanks for the add
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Thunders





Jul 26 2007 3:53 PM

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Ace of Spades Records





Jul 18 2007 2:30 AM

michelle.





Jul 11 2007 8:25 PM

A long time ago I went to Treasure Mart to dumpster dive. I came across a very large collection of Decca and Columbia 45s. I was listening to a few and came across one song titled "Dardenella." I didn't care for the track much but thought I would share the story.
MC Trashpedal





Jul 4 2007 8:59 AM

Nice show, folks.
Thanks for the energy.
lolo





Jul 3 2007 4:05 PM

friends, i send love from the west. i am really sorry i can't be at your shows this week. play hard! poke some ghosts in the a**!!
The Macpodz





Jul 2 2007 2:18 PM


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Jun 5 2007 2:42 AM

we love you guys. so dearly. thank you all for performing, thank you for the candy, thank you for being such amazing people.
Love xoxo,
annie/JHaJ






Jun 1 2007 4:08 AM

South Bend Scene on Myspace here



Give the gift of info.
Alex Winston





May 16 2007 4:41 PM

Hey Guys...I have a favor to ask...

I have a pretty decent U.S. tour booked this summer. I am the sole opener for Ted Nugent on most of the dates, so I will be playing in front of a lot of people at many great venues. My current drummer might have trouble getting the time off, so I am looking for a permanent drummer. If you know anyone who might be interested, could you please pass this along and have them contact me at http://www.myspace.com/AlexWinston or
AlexWinston87@gmail.com

Thanks so much!

Alex
Thom McGuire





May 4 2007 7:41 PM

Ok, The Dardanelles, so I posted over 250 Music Industry Related Blogs
now you all have to read them. Yes this is for real. There will be more to come so make sure you subscribe to them.
Auntie J





May 1 2007 3:29 PM

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Apr 27 2007 7:05 PM

Thank you for your support and friendship.
Brand New Merch on our site. See you May 18th @ The Ritz (18+)
Tragic
Kim





Apr 13 2007 5:20 PM

You guys did great last night! Also I think seeing your show refueled my desire to start playing set again. Thanks for that! :)
lolo





Apr 13 2007 2:14 PM

well played last night, fellows and fellowette. apparently birthdays, parents, wrist injuries, and impending thesis defenses do a good show make! who knew?
Kylie - Killer of Dreams





Apr 9 2007 5:01 PM

When do you play on the 12th?
First? Last? Never?

I have to work, but I want to see you. If you play late enough I can come by.
Cindy





Mar 30 2007 2:42 PM





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Kylie - Killer of Dreams





Mar 19 2007 4:33 PM

Guess what?!



I think I'm dying!
Light Switch Decision





Feb 16 2007 5:21 PM

Kylie - Killer of Dreams





Jan 30 2007 7:50 PM

Hey. You demoted me first.

Plus, I decided to have real people first, bands last.

You know, semantics and such.
MASON PROPER





Jan 27 2007 2:08 AM

hi!

just wanted to make sure you knew the "moth" preorders are opened up at shake it records , and that if you preorder it you also get a free 7" vinyl picture disc with a new song and a signed poster.

also, as a final added bonus for preordering, we will conduct a seance and channel the ghost of your great great great great grandfather, who we will then send to your house. it will be awkward, because there is really no reason for him to be there, and you'll know it, and he'll know it.

xo,
mason proper fellows
Dryvel (Recording)





Jan 25 2007 6:41 PM

We have 2 new songs up from our new EP
1) My Resignation
2) Don't Listen, Just Shout Out!
Give them a listen and come hear them live at our record release show.
Thanks a bunch

Love,
Dryvel
Minor Planets





Jan 24 2007 1:24 PM

Hey y'all! Great set in Lansing last Sat. THANKS AGAIN! Let's play again?
Ta! - MP
Davey's Basement, the record store :)





Jan 22 2007 12:23 PM

Thanks so much for joining us and helping make the night a success! It was a pleasure to meet you and I hope to see you again very soon! Teri


Leah D.





Jan 21 2007 8:25 PM

You guys were great last night. Thanks so much for playing with us :)

Leah
Minor Planets





Jan 10 2007 11:28 PM

Looking forward to raising some money for Davey's on the 20th!


Rob





Jan 5 2007 9:08 AM

An excellent show, lady and germs!

That wasn't a joke, I was talking to Dean Streptococcus.

Now, I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.

Hey, Ringo, that was the joke. Oh, it's Showtime at the Apollo all over again.
Kylie - Killer of Dreams