El Gilberto Maximo
Sean Gilbert
Sean Gilbert Time Travel has simply opened up a world of limitless bad decisions for me...

Male
37 years old
Savannah, GEORGIA
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2009
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    El Gilberto Maximo's Interests
General

"The Georgia Guidestones: America's Stonehenge"

The boys of TV Ate My Dinner explore the mystery of the Georgia Guidestones, America's Stonehenge.

"Whatever"

Finally, a movie where I can take my shirt off and speak my mind. I get some things off my chest in this odd video rant about life in the future. This was meant to be the first of several shorts featuring this character, but so far it's the only one.

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MusicThe Pixies, Bloodhound Gang, Driveby Truckers, Kelly Hogan, Angie Aparo, Sinatra, Elvis, Kris Kristofferson (and all the Highwaymen - Cash, Willie, Waylon), GWAR, Josh Joplin, Jennifer Daniels, Bif Naked...
Movies

.. .. .."http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" width="375px" height="360px" id="root" align="middle">............ ....> THE EASTER BUNNY HATES YOU!!! (I don't know who made this movie, but I think it's brilliant)

Television

(insert title here), baby! THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!! Check out the Cooler Than You MySpace to watch entire episodes of the show.

BooksBorn Standing Up by Steve Martin (or anything by Steve Martin), American Psycho, The Unthinkable, Love and Sex With Robots, The Singularity is Near, A Brief History of Time, Watchmen, The Riemann Hypothesis, How to Build a Robot Army, Moby Dick...
HeroesSteve Martin. Seriously, a brilliant writer and a groundbreaking comedian. And Kermit the Frog, avatar of the amazing Jim Henson.

     El Gilberto Maximo's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Education:College graduate

   El Gilberto Maximo's Schools
State University Of West Georgia
Carrollton,Georgia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mass Comm
Minor: English
Clubs: WWGC Radio 90.7FM Snowden's Quest Cooler Than You Productions Cinema Sounds Insert Title Here Cable13 UTV
 

1994 to 1997

   El Gilberto Maximo's Networking
Film - Production - Producer
My web site, www.darkcrazy.com, features artwork, fiction, poetry, & film shorts. E-mail me at gilberto@darkcrazy.com if you want to submit work.



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   El Gilberto Maximo's Blurbs
About me:

WORLD RULER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS:

Winners always want the ball when the game is on the line

'sup... know what I'm sayin'?

Real life is just the raw footage...

I’ll tell you something else: There’s a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that’s all some people have? It isn’t much, but it’s better than nothing in this cock-eyed caravan.

That's stupid & you're an idiot. Wanna make out?

I was born without the capacity for shame. I mean to use this gift for the betterment of mankind.

Providing reasonable miracles at affordable prices since 1997...

I know I'm a shit, but I'm working on it.

Take it from me, my friends, the ducksuit is the new bear suit.

I know now that lawn flamingos can't turn kids into garden gnomes, but I still won't look one in the eye.

We have now entered the very heart of the haunted stars...

Man of the Future

Now the real pain begins, Danny boy...

Who I'd like to meet:

The luchador, Blue Demon, masked Mexican wrestler, crime fighter, and monster hunter. A hero for the ages...

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Looking for artists, mainly, especially those who want to put their stuff on my web site. After that people with a lot of disposable income would be nice; I'd be happy to take your money. But hell, I don't care who ya are, drop by if you like. There's no velvet rope at my door.

You can view all the full-length episodes of (insert title here)on the Cooler Than You Productions MySpace, but look below for my personal favorite, Episode Fjord.




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El Gilberto Maximo has 78 friends.
 Alicia 


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 CoolerThanYou Productions 


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Annie

Annie



Oct 10 2009 4:16 PM

Looking forward to seeing DC on amazon!

;)
Dimmu Burger

Dimmu Burger



Apr 11 2009 12:32 PM

HAPPY EASTER!!

Kris

Kris



Mar 4 2009 11:11 PM

Sorry I haven't written in so long! This is my 8th week of morning sickness! Ahh! How are you?
Goddess

Goddess



Feb 24 2009 1:04 AM

Is that you on the "Dang!" cover? This mullet stuff is really going to your head is a bad way dude...
Dimmu Burger

Dimmu Burger



Feb 14 2009 12:23 PM



horseradish cetera

monty burns



Jan 17 2009 1:36 AM

kick you in the nuts
Annie

Annie



Jan 8 2009 7:42 PM

Happy New Year Sean! :oP
Dimmu Burger

Dimmu Burger



Nov 22 2008 11:19 AM

We have to go vote against Saxby Chambliss (AGAIN) next Tuesday.
You interested in being Senator?
Sweet T

sweet T



Nov 13 2008 9:04 PM

happy day!
Dimmu Burger

Dimmu Burger



Nov 5 2008 9:45 PM

GILBERTO was my write-in on about 12 nominations. Enjoy your new positions as Superior Court Justice, Tax Commissioner, Probate Court Judge, Superior Court Clerk, Sheriff, Court of Appeals Judge, and Commission District 1 of Gwinnett County. There's more, but I don't remember them. Hope that's not too much of a commute. Also there was one part where I had to nominate two people, so you will be co-serving with J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Congratulations, Your Eminence!
Shawn Solo

Shawn Garrett



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Alicia

Alicia Bailey



Jun 15 2008 1:34 PM

Watch the trailer for this...www. poultrygeistmovie. com
Goddess

Goddess



Jun 13 2008 6:08 AM

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d.a.n.e.

d.a.n.e.



Jun 12 2008 6:25 PM

you interested in a 52" non flat screen tv for $300?
Sweet T

sweet T



May 31 2008 6:30 PM

I heard they were making a donnie darko part 2. The best part is Jessie spano from saved by the bell or Nomi from striptease (however you may know her) is cast.
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monty burns



May 29 2008 1:28 AM

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Sweet T

sweet T



May 15 2008 7:29 PM

suggestion for SAT: Derby Devils then after party @ Rail.
Alicia

Alicia Bailey



May 8 2008 9:45 PM

You have to rent Teeth and make Tracy and Dane watch it with you. I think it's supposed to be a horror movie but I laughed my ass off. The entire time I watched it, I wished so bad that you guys were there with me.
Johnny Midknight

Johnny Midknight



May 2 2008 10:25 PM


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Alicia

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Apr 16 2008 9:21 PM

I guess they can't all be as good as the vampire effect. I think that was so good that my future movie experience will be permanently ruined. Speaking of ruined, The Ruins was ok.
Glamorous

Melissa Sigle Fleenor



Apr 4 2008 1:22 AM

Thanks for the add...see u on the 26th!
Goddess

Goddess



Apr 1 2008 12:39 AM

We need a fearless leader on April 26th at my place for my first party in a series of many to come! Join us and drink more alcohol...
d.a.n.e.

d.a.n.e.



Mar 28 2008 12:51 PM

im not sure separating the londons will be as easy as first suspected... many of the same pics show up for jeremy and jason, but you can tell jeremy by the freakish wife attached to him.
Goddess

Goddess



Mar 18 2008 1:33 AM

Word from our fearless leader! You did a great job pointing us in the direction of the alcohol while civilization was falling!
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