>Manda<
www.myspace.com/darkgreenwithenvyManda Irvine
- Creston, British Columbia, CA
- Last Login: 10/27/2009
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General
..Music
Movies
Books
Heroes
..Homage..------->
by: Tar
by:Gil
.. Jokes you just won't get...
- Listen, bitch...
- Salad is always sexy.
- Uncomfortablllle.
- So I says to the whore I says
- Canon Rock should be the national anthem.
- dun Dun Dun. Pay attention to your driving.
- Metal gets cold.
- Can they see me?
- Floating heart.
- Chelsea will always be my partner in crime.
- I have multiple slaves.
- ADD will always win.
- YOU should try ordering pizza.
- OmgI'monfire.
- Nani doshi desu ka?
- PH34R Amducious.
- The gangsters told us not to drink the water...
- Smarties are guidance, and Starburst are Holy Food.
- Everyone knows Mozart was a rocker.
- Canada sticks.
- I don't speak France.
- Green is the shit.
- It's like licking a squirrel.
- But you know, it wasn't there! 'Cause there's no holes in the fences in the ocean, 'CAUSE IT'S THE OCEAN!
- 'You have one wish!'
'I want...'
'A new guitar!'
'...Felicia.. we wanted to fix the car...'- And all you can think is ''Where's the third commercial where the fucker dies?''
- {Dedication Jessie} ..and then you'd sky dive, jack off, forget your parachute, and die upon impact. Grand way to die!
- You need to get some {DRIVING SKILLS!}
- -liiiiiiiiicks-
- Fuh duh duh duh duh duhhhh.
- 'If I add green and red, will it make blue?'
'What?'
'Wait. If I add green and red, what colour will it make?'
'It's ...'
'DAMMIT! IF I add yellow and red, what does it make?'
'Orange, Lisha...'- I didn't puke, I spat.
- That worked out better in my head...
- I'll trigger YOUR input...
- I did NOT throw my shoe at him, he stole it!
- NINJA DOG TRAINER! 'What the hell are you doing to my dog?' -Manda peers from behind fence- 'Training it to shut up because you clearly don't know how to. I've already taught it how to fetch.'
- Laura:I ran into a piece of meat in my hamburger and felt sick so I didn't eat anymore.
Manda: NOT A PIECE OF MEAT IN YOUR HAMBURGER!- 'I just did a 007 roll and rolled in snow...'
- 'I just felt like melting...'
- -Laura is attacked with soccer pillow- 'Nooo! I hate soccer!'
- Two Words: Jedi Busking
- Lisha: You're on crack!
Manda: The only crack I have is in my ass.
Lisha: Don't say that in prison!- ''I'm so sick of going to the CD store and asking for the Brand New cd. They keep bringing me Beyonce! I WANT BRAND NEW! I'VE BOUGHT BEYONCE SEVEN FUCKING TIMES NOW!
- THE Darryl
- (Megan): This avacado is like chewing wood.
(Manda): I like to chew wood -silence-
(Meg's Mom):I look forward to chewing my own wood.- Goldfish Jaws.
- Sizzling bacon.
- Hungry?! SUBWAY! -cue music-
- I had an accident with words!
- Look what you did.
- Look what you did now.
- 'A dollar for a kiss!'
'Um...no..'- 'Fifty cents! What can I get with fifty cents? I CAN GET MATCHES!'
'Matches are free you idiot.'- Ian from MT: Wow, you're really brave to be out in this heat.
Megan: Or really stupid.
Manda: Both.
Ian: You're brave and stupid!- Manda: Can you sign my shoe? Ian from MT: Sure. -Manda places foot on box.- Nope, you're gonna have to work for it -Ian pats table. Manda places foot there instead.-
- Sundae Mountain!
- Doo dee doo dee doo Never see me comin'
- Jessie and her fucking whales.
- "You just wait. One day you'll wake up and go 'I should have taken a ball in the back. I wonder what that feels like.' But I do."
- ''Right, remind me to avoid Megan for the next restofmylife.''
- 'Hey, where'd you get that shirt?!'
- -pushes bullet into chest with thumb.-
- You're three places at once girl!
- Stumpy the Elk.
- Stupid person: But I'm one of the most loyal, honest, most trust-worthy person someone could ever meet.
Kia: Modest, too, apparently.
Stupid person: What's that suppose to mean?
Kia: Nevermind.
Stupid person: Are you implying that I think highly of myself?
Kia says: Obviously.- 'Yeah, you know, Moose just like to go out on the street. Playing in traffic makes them one of the cool kid moose.' 'So the moose have cliques?' 'Damn rights. And if that moose actually gets hit by a car they're considered hardcore. Hardcore moose among their moosey friends.' 'A hardcore moose?' 'Yeah, that's why the bastard decided to collapse on my car, so he could be a cool kid.'
- Maria:"Brand new Jesus. Oh. He's come back? I guess it was a bad time to quit..."
- 'So?'
'So?'
'..Do you want toast?'
'...what?'- 'Alright. I totally got this one. It's a dragon fly with really long legs.'
'It...it was a daffodil...'- Maria:'Lord of the Rings- Elf maiden's father- Really big lips.'
- 'We can be like the International House of Pancakes, but hotter!'
- 'Why is it coconut milk and not coconut juice? I think a coconut is more fruit than cow...'
- 'Do you know what they do to pretty guys like me in prison?!'
'Leave you alone?'
'Exactly! I don't think my self esteem could take that sort of thing!'- 'I wish my sister that made me soup.'
'Maria... you don't have a sister.'
'I know. Mildly problematic, isn't it?'- 'Aha! I've found you!'
'I guess I'll have no choice but to seduce you.'
'Not when I'm the one with the carrot!'- 'Dangerball.'
- 'You may have taken over the world, but I've got the watch!'
- I don't know what you just said, but I have five fingers!
- -Whilst swishing Listorine- Oh no.. not that pleasant... AH!'
- -Manda accidently drops a chip. Ebby notices dropped chip with feline attentiveness. Chromefox raises a brow- What? I notice dropped food like that. -he snaps his fingers. Chromefox regards him contemplatively, and then throws a chip at him.-
- Sigi: What do you mean?
Ebby: Remember when your parents said your dog ran away but really it died? It's like that.
Sigi: ... I had a dog?- Manda: And so, he tried to play off getting to know what your prom dress was going to look like by saying he needed the colour for your corsage.
Chelsea: He's getting me a corsage?
Manda: Wha..ah...fuck.- Is that leather? No, but it's something similar, called cloth!
- 'It should be called Everybody hates Raymond.'
Ebby: 'Oh, I never would have thought of that, Chelsea.'- 'Hey look, there's Meg- HEY! Ketchup!'
- "I wanna put a ''Hello My name is 'Moon' '' sticker on the Moon.'
'Manda, aren't you supposed to be driving?- 'Manda. You have to slow down.'
'Why?'
'Because there's a cliff.'
'Why?'
'Because they're doing construction.'
'Why?'
'Manda...'
'Why?'
'MANDA...'
'Wh-' BOOM.
'Why?'
'Shut up.'- 'So, I said to them- HOLY CRAP, THERE ARE BELT LOOPS BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!'
Maria: I'm going to live at a renaissance festival!
Manda; Uh, you can't really do that, it doesn't pay.
Maria: I'll go on welfare!
Manda: And tell them what? That you're looking for a job but the rennissance festival is getting in the way?Maria: Exactly! It'll be smashing!
- Arrr! To the A! Where now? Uh... ARR! TO THE R!
- Jessie:Oh my god, you guys are so much like Nazis, I love you.
- Andrew: Hey! I'm still alive!
Manda: -waves fingers- Duh. Not a real gun.- Other end of the pod!
- 'Have you ever seen my car on a moonless night?'
'Uh, no?'
'EXACTLY!'- 'What would you like today?'
'Oh my GOD! I TOTALLY KNOW THIS ONE!' (person on the other end of the drive thru begins to laugh) I WANT- I WANT A LEMON LIME MISTY!'
(Response from the numerous voices laughing over the intercoom) 'Uh, we don't have any left-'
'WHAT?! THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!'
'I think we're gonna have to start your order over.'- 'We're the three loudest people in Creston having a conversation out of a moving car to a person on a bike.' (Chromefox on Maria biking and Manda slowing down for an extended amount of time to shout pleasantries.)
- Zach: Okay, I need some deep, personal advice.
Manda: Shoot.
Zach: Should I order or pizza... or eat hotdogs...?- You stuck a candle in a tuna can?
- Colten: Woman thing?!
- You better stop, or I'm leaving your ass in Frankfurt, bitch!
- Manda:You know, D.Sherm is probably the best Brand New member there is. I mean, they're trying not to be seen but have their music heard and fucking NO ONE KNOWS HE EXISTS.
Chromefox: Fuck, you're right! He's better at being Brand New than the original members!- Oh, stop being Emo.
- I'd totally rock that place. I'd put Elven Air freshners everywhere.
- That pigeon thinks it's a train!
- (Vienna)- Man, the frathouse blows chunks. I want back in the bubble.
- (Vienna)- Look at me! I'm a ghost!
- Duck Pound it!
- Maria: And then we'll end up in Buda, instead of Pest and be like (together) Oh well fuck.
- (Budapest)-I'm walking in puddles, WAOHHHH, and it's fucking great!
- (Vienna)- Maria: Wouldn't it be great if you shat minty freshness?
- (Vienna)-Maria:That GUY just checked my KNEES out!
- (Budapest)-Maria: But I had such a great thing going with Cabbage!
- Clare: Turd Muffin
- (Budapest)- Chubby Rain
- Maria: I will write shibby on your nose while you sleep!
Manda: I'll give you a mustache.
Maria: OH NO!- You're on nasal spray!
- ... Oui? NON!
- (Vienna)- Maria: Skinna marinky dinky dink, skinna marinky-
Manda: Oh my god, it smells like pooh!
Maria: There are other things that rhyme with doo! Like you... and... pooh! Why is that so funny?!- (Brussels)-Maria: Hey, I've got the exact same socks as these, only they're yellow!
Manda: These ARE your socks
Maria: WHAT!? YOU MEAN IT DYED OUR CLOTHES BLUE?!- (Paris)-Maria: But 'ow will we scare off ze rats?!
Manda: By making love.
Maria: WHAT?!!- Hey, our brow ridges just rubbed together. It was like a caveman Eskimo kiss.
- 'If the building caught on fire would you laugh or put it out?'
'Well, it would be pretty fun-'
EXACTLY!- 'Hi, I'd like to order a pizz-'
'Alright, I would like 20,000 dollars in tens, 40,000 dollars in twenties, and 1,000,000 in hundreds.'
'Uh, who is this?' 'Wrong answer -gun shots-'
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'Hello, Domino's Pizza?'- Being dumb isn't a priveledge, it's a left.
- -Sigi rants after losing his viginity and goes on and on about wonderful feelings while she slowly tries to smother him with a pillow.
- Manda: Don't worry, Jessie, I'll save us! -lifts gun in her direction-
- Ebby: I think you misunderstood doggy style there, Sigi.
- Ebby: Would you like some O.J.?
- (In character in scene)Ebby: I bet you popped a few cherries in your day. -eye brow wiggle.- ... What's it like?
- 'We were doing it to keep warm!' '... didn't need to know that, guys.'
- "Hey, I'd make an excellent dictator. Chelsea go get me a sandwich." *blank stare* (bitch slap)
- Maria: We are now known as Chipmunk on Speed and Gopher who Laughs.
- Manda: I'm gonna throw my pumpkin off a bridge
Maria:Then you have to throw it into a dry river bed, otherwise it won't smash.
Manda: I want to send my pumpkin off with dignity!
Maria: Then set it afloat with a candle inside!
Manda: That's not dignity, that's depressing.- Same rules apply!
- Jessie: Ask the German, he knows what to burn.
- Manda: You've think you've done greater things than I have in history, do you?
Sigi: Yes, I took Elephants over mountains!
Manda: You do realise Alexander the Great was bisexual, right?
Sigi: ... It was a confusing time for me, okay?!- Maria: My life is like an epic poem, only with less rhyming.
- Maria:The only time you should be saluting people is when you're naked.
- Maria: You really need to stop hanging around all these animals.
Manda: I guess I'd better stop hanging out with you, then.- Maria: ..and if this cake doesn't work out, we'll douse it with alcohol and light in on fire. It's what I do to everything that doesn't work out the first time.
Manda: I'd hate to see your first born, then.- Manda: What would you do without me here to correct you?
Ebby: Actually, I'd probably be a lot happier.
Manda: There's suicide for that.- Manda: You bitch! -throws pillow at Sigi- I'll be needing that back now.
- Sigi & Ebby: Going in the movie.
- David: That's nonsense. It's an aircraft carrier. Why would it have radar?
- Molly: NOT SHOWER
- Bow chicka wow wow.
- Maria: Hey hey! I have a tail! No... wait... that's the other leg.
- Maria: We could make a V for Vendetta sex tape!
- Jessie: Man, I want to be a German Nazi- I mean a Grammar Nazi!
- Just so you know: I'm a tank.
- Armande, his hips get there before he does.
- Guy: When I think you I touch myself.
Manda: You've been hit by a smooth criminal -moon dances away-
Maria: Can't touch this na na na na na cht cht na na cht cht na na -parachute pant dances away-- Manda: Laura's gonna have an aneurysm!
Maria: WHAT?
Manda: Because she's a constipated penguin!- Josh Ramsay: I do feel like this video is the "top gun" of dance videos.
- Kia's insults go deeper than simply changing a person's gender...it's psychotic.
- Yestermonth
- Jessie: I almost started the word "experience" with a K...
Zach: I'm a level 42 Paladin with lots of Kuh-sperience!- Denise: I want to be potatoes!
Manda: Potatoes are so boring. Be a mango or something.- Jessie: (in all seriousness)I have no memory of things in the past- or in the future!
Manda:... What?
Thomas: (sarcastically) You know, sometimes I'm unconscious for hours at night. I even have hallucinations! There must be something wrong with me.- Maria: Of course they're healthy! Blueberries-Blueberries have antioxidents! And raspberries- raspberries are red!
- Thomas: I'm sorry, did you just blasphemy?
- Jessie and Maria: It's so huge, we make new word for it! MAGNORMOUS!
- Maria: in soviet poland, mouse streaks you!
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Body type: 5' 6" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke: No
- Education: Grad / professional school
Schools
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PRINCE CHARLES SECONDARY SCHOOL
- Creston, BC
- Graduated: 2006
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
2001 to 2006
Graffiti
Latest Blog Entries
- Feb 27, 2008 12:22 AM Eurotour - Part Three (Aka: The catastrophic portion)
- Jan 7, 2008 11:34 PM Eurotour - Part two.
- Nov 25, 2007 10:10 PM Eurotour - Part One.
- Oct 11, 2007 4:37 AM Tagged?
- Jul 1, 2007 6:37 AM "You drove us into a Tornado, and then you drove us out again."
Blurbs
About me:
I STALK: Jessie, Michael, Richard, Chelsea, Chromefox, Keisha, Alexander, Maria, Brie, Laura, Zach, Gil and a ton of people that don't even bother with this site.
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I am obsessed with green and everything to do with it. I have this habit of being spontaneous, open with my views, and am energetic to a fault. I have eight wives; my friend and I have this lesbian polygamist community going on, because there's so many men out there that start them. It's to piss off the world, I swear it. You're just jealous.
I draw pretty pictures.
Look at my artwork here.
I like to write (whether it's well, I'm not entirely sure) and I play music- guitar to be exact. I've been at it for a while now, and am in the process of recording some music. I'm versed on both electric and acoustic, and don't bother messaging me to ask 'RLY?! OH GAWD, THAT'S SO KEWL, UR MAI HERO!'
For the record, anyone who actually talks like that deserves to be painfully put of their misery. It's useless.
Racist, prejudice and ignorant people piss me off. If you can't accept other people for who they are, or what they're doing, especially when you don't know all the facts, then do us all a favor and SHUT THE HELL UP. I base people off of who they are and their personalities. If I don't like you it's got nothing to do with your skin colour or your preferences.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A couple people actually. Most of them are on the internet though.
Friend Space (Top 27)
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Brand New
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Marianas Trench
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Richard [Have caffeine,…
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Sir Zan
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TIME BANDIT
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Black Mage, bringin the…
Alex Dameron
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Laura --x
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¨{Gåßrïe£}¨
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ma oon juusto
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GuacaMolly?
Molly Windischgraetz
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Denise
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Cap (doesn't really use…
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Salome(II)
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Chelsea
Chelsea Truscott
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Emma
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KEISHA
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Zach ~ Attack!
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†[ is back.]†
Joshua Kuwabong
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AmmyMonster
Ammy Dawne
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God in his Heaven
Matias Finkelstein
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Ryan
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Christina
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Ye who has no life...
ray oliver
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First Name
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Avenged Sevenfold
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MUSE
Comments
Aug 7 2009 2:46 PM
Could you please please please draw Brian and Garrett for me? I'm getting my sister's room and I'm going to paint 'Fight off your demons' on one wall, and I'd like to put drawings of all four (or five, if you can get a picture of him, which I doubt) on the wall. But only if it's not too much trouble. I won't hate you if you can't/won't.
Jun 11 2009 1:25 AM
And draw me a graffiti, it's an order.
May 21 2009 5:44 PM
*does so*
May 1 2009 8:03 AM
Apr 28 2009 11:32 PM
Now you're smart. So go make money and eat lots!!
Apr 25 2009 5:09 AM
Apr 25 2009 5:08 AM
*Coughs* yes, I'm bored :P Lubz muchly Mistress.
Apr 19 2009 7:20 AM
Makes me sad... and a little agitated. But mostly insane.
Mar 14 2009 2:44 PM
Mar 9 2009 4:58 PM
I'll just back away and hiss at this point.
*proceeds to do so*
Hiss.
Mar 3 2009 8:16 PM
(no matter how meaningless and useless)
So... I'm going around, giving comments, starting wars... all to make people happy.
Walla walla walla <--zombie war cry.
Jan 29 2009 1:11 AM
Dec 30 2008 10:24 AM
Thank you, it was good. I got a beautiful fairy-art-story-book from Gilly. It's so awesome.
Dec 4 2008 10:29 PM
Me holding up? I've been holding up very well for the most part. Not studying as much as I should. Got a friend in my right eye named Cecil. He's a floater and he's gonna be my roommate for a while.
How is Canada this time of year?
Dec 4 2008 3:05 AM
Lovely to meet you Manda, nice having you on my friends list.
My name is Molly.
*extends handshake*
Dec 3 2008 3:55 PM
Do you have finals too? I'm going insane. I don't want to come home. I don't want to go back.
Keep singing.
Nov 25 2008 4:02 AM
Nov 21 2008 3:59 PM
Nov 19 2008 8:42 PM
When I take over the world, you shall be spared.
Nov 14 2008 3:46 PM
I could never master the Kia for coolness. ;)
Nov 13 2008 6:03 PM
Nov 7 2008 3:56 PM
Nov 3 2008 4:32 PM
Oct 27 2008 8:29 PM
Oct 21 2008 6:02 PM
Smoosh!
ps: Package?