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Demonic Penguin Keychain

		Find Your Power Animal Male 21 years old Portland OR, or soon to be anyway, OREGON United States Last Login: 1/15/2009

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Demonic Penguin Keychain's Interests

General	Writing my stories of which there are so many. Drawing characters from those stories. Playing video games. So many video games. So, so many. I can't even keep track any more.
Music	My musical style is eclectic and everchanging. So far my favorites on my pod, which I think is my third one now. I go through those like crazy.
Movies	THE MATRIX, all those who do not bow before the might of Andy and Larry ( now Linda) Wachowski's creation will fall in the coming destruction of mankind. But I don't just like the Matrix oh no, I also like the Star Wars movie. The only three Star Wars movies they made, those other three.
Television	My Fav show of all time is COWBY BEBOP, ya that's right another to add to the horde of anime fanboys. But hold on I like some other things too, Firefly, Dark Ange...Jessica Alba mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. shakes head Whoa, sorry, um anyway TV shows, love the Simpsons and Futurama, oh Family Guy is also hi-larious. Also enjoy Scrubs and that 70s show, ugh zanny humor love it.
Books	My preference in books is kinda obscure, My favorite are Sun Tzu's Art of War, and Miyamoto Musashi's Book of Five Rings. I also love to read sci-fi and fantasy. I've finally read Dune, which means I've hit the classic sci-fi stuff, but god help me if I ever so much as look hard at a copy of Lord of the Rings. Those things were BORING.
Heroes	Brandon Boyd from Incubus of COURSE. Also Miyamoto Musashi, the most famous samurai in Japanese history, this dude was so badass he didn't even use a metal sword he killed people with a wooden one. I also really admire George R. R. Martin, a greater modern writer could never be found.
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Demonic Penguin Keychain's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	MORAGA, CALIFORNIA
Body type:	6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	College Freshman

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About me:
Hey Guys. Back in the USA for College. What Fun right? A little bit about moi eh? WELL. I want to be a writer and so far I've got two books in the works - Shadow of the Triumvirate and a Song of Black Fate. Long title, huh? Okay then, HAVE FUN! And remember kids, it's not about how much you drink but about how much you hallucinate.

Who I'd like to meet:
Celebrity wise, Keanu Reeves, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and uh... oh ya, Christian Bale. DUDE. That guy just, DUDE.

Demonic Penguin Keychain's Friend Space (Top 6)

Demonic Penguin Keychain has 34 friends.

Brendan

gerald

cici

joe

Echo

Dane Cook

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Brendan	Nov 10 2007 1:25 PM shit dude i know... its been so long. i feel like a bad friend. we'll talk soon. ill make that happen
Echo	Jun 10 2007 3:32 AM darrrllinngggg where have you been all my life?
Brendan	May 1 2007 1:35 AM dude, are you going to be in the SF area on July 14th? me and a couple friends are going to see Incubus on that day in the city and i was wondering if you want me to buy you a ticket. (i remember you used to like incubus alot back in the day... that may have changed but we havent talked much lately so i might be out of the loop). hit me up whenever, you know my office hours.
Brendan	Apr 10 2007 9:44 AM holy fucking shit dude, i just saw Muse IN CONCERT, and they were AMAZING!!! i will tell you more the next time we talk but lets just say that i'm taking you to see them the next time you're in town (at the same time they're in town..... which probably wont happen anytime soon, but its nice to pretend). "you and i must fight for our rights.... you and i must fight to survive!!!"
Brendan	Apr 4 2007 8:26 PM dude alot of shit's been going on back here in cali. ALOT we need to talk about too.....
Brendan	Mar 9 2007 9:36 AM well lets see... i work friday mornings now so my friday nights are usually fun-filled adventures. however, thats a good time. as well as tuesday and thursday nights, because i do not work on those days. oh and by the way, i just watched 300, and that movie is SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD. go and see it when you get a chance, trust me, you wont regret it.
Brendan	Mar 4 2007 11:15 AM haha YES. believe it or not, i remember that night like it was yesterday... despite the fact that i drank wayyyy too much for my own good. (and somehow ended up passing out in a different room than i woke up in....). but yes, i am currently staying sober, in part to see how long i can do this for, but also... CUZ ITS GONNA BE MAD CRAZY WHEN EVERYBODY GETS BACK AND I KNOW IM GONNA HAVE FUN AFTER HOLDING IT IN FOR ALL THAT TIME. yeah, peace, and hopefully i can find some time to give you a call one of these days... you still the only one awake at 2 in the morning when i call? alllllrighty then.
Brendan	Jan 26 2007 8:59 AM Beer vs. Vagina some would think that this is an obvious one but not according to this Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo... Call it a DRAW 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9 That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER
Brendan	Jan 23 2007 12:38 PM gears baby... im gonna call you sometimes soon.......
Liz	Dec 18 2006 2:28 PM oi you in portland? duuuddee you're like 3 hours away from me and i might be going to prtland in january give me your number you silly british boy
Brendan	Dec 14 2006 8:33 AM dude give me a call when you get back and we'll hang out. got lots of stories to tell, you know, the usual.
gerald	Dec 14 2006 1:30 AM dude...
Brendan	Nov 27 2006 8:28 AM well so i saw you for about one minute on thursday but we'll hang out more over winter break for sure. i got big plans (as in BIG PLANS) so let me know when you're gonna be back.
cici	Nov 15 2006 7:57 PM our talk was way too short.
Brendan	Nov 8 2006 8:02 AM yasamesh, i saw borat, BEST MOVIE EVER. anyways, im gonna hit you up someday soon so yeeeahh..
Brendan	Oct 12 2006 8:05 AM dude im gonna be a bitch and bandwagon on all the comments below me.... DUDE WE HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE. except i dont think thats gonna change currently because i have school and work all day and all night, but one of these days..... well, i'll just give you a call how about that?
gerald	Oct 11 2006 9:55 PM Yo dude... when do you get outta class on the west coast so i know when to call you, since you seem not to want to call me even after all my messages... do you not love me anymore?!?!? goes running down empty halls crying the bitter tears of loneliness that fall break brings
cici	Oct 11 2006 4:34 PM i am heavily ashamed to say. we havn't tlked in literally forever. today i was sitting in my english class, and i somehow thought i was in morgan's classroom. and i thought of you. and i was like "holy crap i miss him!". i hope you like my story. and i hope you forgive me for neglecting our friendship like an abandoned child. lol bad metaphor.
Brendan	Oct 1 2006 9:12 AM dude shiiiit!! you are online, or maybe you're not, but the thing says you are so send me something back....
Brendan	Sep 28 2006 12:10 AM i've decided im gonna give you a call, RIGHT NOW... so brace yourself.
Brendan	Sep 17 2006 4:18 AM dude, so i got school everyday but i usually get off at around 12:00, and then sometimes 3:15 on mondays and wednesdays. im not wokrking during the week cuz i gotta focus on school and studying and all that, so i got lots of time to talk and whatnot... i'll give you a call, and if i dont, then i guess i just got a banana in my butt or something because that is outrageous.
Brendan	Sep 3 2006 10:34 PM HAHAHAAHA.... wow..... its like fate is just fucking with you now. fate is putting is massive balls in your face while you sleep.... WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!! haha okay im done for now..... i'll get back to you later....
cici	Sep 3 2006 1:10 PM hahahahahahahahahahahha. omgawsh i laughed out LOUD when you said that. give her a nick name.
Brendan	Sep 2 2006 9:33 AM hey dude... just stopping by, wondering how you're doing (or should i say "who") up at lewis and clark. anyway, hit me back when you get this.... latya playa.
joe	Aug 26 2006 11:54 AM ok first of all they ARE super hero...it is sex - a - science. so it is fact.....and that story does bring a smile to my face to...we should like build a monument with like a lucking toe (its a bug monument) and when u touch a lezbien pops out adn makes out with u........

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