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Darkris

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  • Darkris

  • 29 / Male
  • Melbourne, Victoria, AU
  • Last Login: 11/21/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Comics, Illustrating, Writing, Bludging, Drinking (lol), Working (sigh), Basketball, Indoor Footy, AFL (CARN THE TIGERS!), Soccer (CARN THE REDS! GO THE VICTORY!), Sleeping, listening to good music, having really good conversations, playing the clown with friends :)

  • Music

    Arctic MonkeysThe KillersTenacious D
    SilversteinFranz Ferdinandblink-182
    Plus44The FrayLily Allen
    Linkin ParkFort MinorGreen Day
    GorillazThe Used30 Seconds
    to Mars
    OasisIncubusThe Veronicas
    EverclearDire StraitsEminem
    InterpolMaroon5Michael Jackson
    My Chemical RomanceN*E*R*DSum41
    The BeatlesMetallica

  • Movies

    ..I always have trouble when people ask me what my top movies are. There are always changes to this list. The only thing that remains constant is the criticism I receive for having omitted movies from the list, or including movies that aren't good. This is the latest list, not in any particular order, just what comes to mind.

    Fight Club, Spider-man 2, 12 Monkeys, Lock Stock & Two Smokin' Barrels, Snatch, Trainspotting, Empire Strikes Back (and the rest of the franchise in this order 3,4,2,6,1), Van Wilder, Layer Cake, Casino Royale, Transformers: The Movie, Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle, The Goonies, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, X-Men franchise, The Machinist, The Jacket, Old School, Batman and Batman Begins, Spaceballs, Napoleon Dynamite, American Psycho, Die Hard, Short Circuit, The Departed, Sin City, Keeping the Faith and Cable Guy just to name a few :P

    Worst movies IMHO: Batman and Robin, Daredevil (although it made me laugh a helluva lot, The Hulk, Catwoman (I didn't mean for this to be a pattern), Master of Disguise and Swordfish. I tend to find things I like in movies more than I dislike them.

  • Television

    HEROES! Boston Legal, The West Wing, Black Books, American Dad, Family Guy, The O.C., Scrubs, Transformers, Little Britain, Count Duckula, Arrested Development, House, Futurama, X-Men, Smallville..

  • Books

    Harry Potter series (Goblet of Fire has been the best so far), Da Vinci Code, The Picture of Dorian Gray, any comic book you throw at me..

  • Heroes

    Hal Jordan. Bernard Black. Alan Shore. Peter Petrelli. Anyone that is strong enough to follow their own dreams and desires against odds.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: St Kilda East
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Designer

Schools

  • Salesian College

    • SUNBURY, Australia
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1993 to 1998

Activity Stream

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Blurbs

About me:

.. This space has been vacant for so long, so I thought it was about time that I actually put something here for people to read about me.

Okay, I'm a young chap that has a Peter Pan complex that I can't shake. Not that I have tried, of course. I love great design, awesome illustration and good music. I am fairly flexible when it comes to music taste, I tend to like things that sound good, regardless of what genre they are. However in saying that I would have to say that I am a fan of rocky, punky, grungey things that aren't too far removed from the mainstream.

I love comics, but I haven't been in a position to collect them in a few years. I generally tend to lean towards better art, but I can't read a book that has poorly written or has a plot with more holes than my pants. I love the artist/writer team of Frank Quitely / Grant Morrison. I collected most of their New X-Men gear as well as the work they are doing on Allstar Superman.

I love great design too.

There is more to me than comics, music and design. I love to hang out with my friends and pretend like there isn't anything to worry about in the world. I enjoy a good beer, scratch that A beer and a good read. Movies are good, but I seldom get time to dedicate myself to hours on end of viewing. My mind is always working and I need to feel like I am doing something constructive with it. Although I rarely do :P

You can visit my personal slice of the web here:
darkris.com

Or go straight to my current comic (that isn't very current at all at the moment) here:
Care Factor Zero

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Hot-headed. You have strong will-power and a good imagination.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Green Lantern
80%
Hulk
75%
The Flash
65%
Spider-Man
60%
Robin
60%
Superman
60%
Supergirl
57%
Iron Man
45%
Catwoman
45%
Batman
40%
Wonder Woman
37%


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Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everybody! Especially people in Melbourne and people in countries like England, Scotland, Canada and the US. All places I would like to travel to again (and the US and Canada for the first time). Also, like minded people and those people being rare, any people that are passionate about comic art or drawing or music. Actually people that are passionate about anything are great and fun people that just feel like a chat :)

Dylan Moran. I would have nothing to say to him, and the conversation would probably go along the lines of him insulting me and me thanking him for it. But it is an experience that I would probably cherish for the rest of my days :P





OH! And Frank the Tank! Hilarious!

Comments

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  • Melanie

    May 17 2009 9:13 PM

    LOL this is crazy! And it only works if you have Internet Explorer (I think). You have to go to www . retwistic . com (no spaces) and then after it loads you need to hit the back button or else the funny video won't come up. If that doesn't work then hit the forward button instead.
  • XTias Allard Online Now!

    Aug 27 2008 1:38 AM

    Hey, man!
    How're you?
  • SANTIAGO-TWITTER/RICEAN…

    Jun 13 2008 11:09 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • Like a bard

    Jan 21 2008 1:08 PM

    Photobucket
  • Mazzy Sensei

    Oct 21 2007 4:54 PM

    Comment 100! Comment 100! i fucking wins!!!!

    That was a long time coming. FACE
  • Mazzy Sensei

    Aug 19 2007 8:38 AM

    Check it out :D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcqivSJ9_fw
  • Mazzy Sensei

    Aug 13 2007 9:56 AM

    Seeing as i missed out on The Killers earlier this yr, Im going in Nov! :D
    Also, hoorah for both our teams winning on the weekend! (i know u still support Richmond at heart)
    Gnight mangen
  • Mazzy Sensei

    Jul 18 2007 1:58 PM

    i slap for mordor!
    ...clearly ;)
  • TSaRi

    Jul 12 2007 3:57 AM

    ps... james why would u slap urself?!? hahaha! Xxx
  • TSaRi

    Jul 12 2007 3:55 AM

    Im with Al! Hi-di-hoeeeeeeee ppls! hahaha! well maybe a lil less hoe and a lil more hi-diii.... or wait did i get that wrong?!?!? haha!
    Bah HuMBuG!! What ever it is.. im here to say HIIIIII!!!! :D Xxx
  • Madz~

    Jul 11 2007 9:45 AM

    You guys are a bunch of tools.
  • Mazzy Sensei

    Jul 5 2007 2:24 AM

    nick dont need no hoes. he is teh mang.

    p.s how u been? im a slapped mormon on speed
  • A.li.cia -noun [a-lee-s…Alicia Stephenson

    Jul 5 2007 1:25 AM

    well considering no one has commented in a while i'm just dropping by to say hidey ho with a little less hidey and a lot more ho. LOL.
  • A.li.cia -noun [a-lee-s…Alicia Stephenson

    Jun 18 2007 5:48 AM

    oh hey if youhave time check my blog, it's surprisingly soulful with a hint of butterscotch.
  • A.li.cia -noun [a-lee-s…Alicia Stephenson

    Jun 18 2007 5:40 AM

    Shame duely noted mang...im dying inside for having forgotten. West saidddddddde is de best! lol catcha later.
    <----------- Goddamn i'm ridiculously goodlooking.
  • Bittius MaximusAndrew Bitto

    Jun 17 2007 4:17 AM

    myspace reckons it's ur birthday today? Is this true or a blatant lie to the internet :)
  • Madz~

    Jun 15 2007 7:55 AM

    oh i did it.. u know the thing with the thing u asked me to do about that "person" you asked about and then i "disposed" of the um "flowers" in the river with a rock tied to the "stem" of the "issue" they may have seen me "dump" the problem... im on the "run" jogging maybe away from the "accident"! dont answer if its private. peace
  • benemac

    Jun 12 2007 3:16 PM

    hey dude how ya going, som every nice work here, illustrations are rad
  • Madz~

    Jun 10 2007 11:34 AM

    What.... what .... WHAT ?
  • Mazzy Sensei

    May 20 2007 4:11 PM

    LOL @ the previous 2 comments. Ditching the tiges mang? I'm sticking by my beloved Dees, despite the constant floggings :S I put $100 on us for top 4 this year. Oh how wrong I was >:(
    Hilarious pic Mad :D
  • miss em

    May 18 2007 2:52 PM

    ok what is this crap about you dropping Richmond ?? Scott told me and I said GET FUCKED! So.. do tell!!
  • Madz~

    May 15 2007 12:46 PM

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    hahahahahha
  • Mazzy Sensei

    May 2 2007 8:02 AM

    Just checking in mang. Been a while :P Damn you not being online at all hours now :(
    Hope you're doing alright.
    Slap me back
  • Ruby

    Apr 18 2007 3:51 PM

    DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
    I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
    I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that baldwin has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. CAFPIT.COM
    I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from CAFPIT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
    I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
    I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at CAFPIT.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. CAFPIT.COM
    Q54888598
  • Scott

    Apr 18 2007 2:22 PM

    Hey champ,
    Hows everything going? Staying out of trouble? Hows basketball going? Don't forget if you ever need a fill in I'm always willing