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Darlene
Urban / Improv

		Female 58 years old Boston, MASSACHUSETTS United States Last Login: 11/5/2008
Mood: giddy
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/darlenesworld

Darlene's Comedian Bio

Bio	Darlene - Smokin' Add to My Profile \| More Videos IMPORTANT NOTE IF YOU WANT DARLENE TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND... O.k. If you want to be my friend there’s a couple of things you have to do... You hafta tell me why you want to be my friend and how you found out about me... Don’t forget, I don’t wanna know my neighbors! Don’t say you haven’t been waaaahhhhned! (warned.) You can also find my other commentaries on society here on My Other MySpace Page My name is Darlene and I’m a woman of experience. I’ve lived a haaaahd life and I’m not afraid to talk about it. I tell it like it is. I love to drink, I love to smoke and sometimes I’ll take a little pill or two when I need it and I’m not ashamed of it! It’s who I am, it’s what I do. I don’t like or want to know my neighbors. I also have a thirteen year old daughter, who I’m disgusted with!!! I have a sister named Loretta. My husband (who doesn’t live with me) is named Bob. Please feel free to add me and tell everyone about me. That way I’ll be able to have more friends I can bum cigarettes off of. Just don’t look at me! Cheers. ;-P Darlene
Website	myspace.com/thisisdarlene
Influences	Whiskey Vodka Beeah Benson & Hedges Menthol 1000's Sometimes Valium ...but not all the time.
Members	Me. Darlene Loblaw Recorded in Everett, MA Sound engineered by DesMar Productions LLC
TV Shows	Only on "COPS" a couple of times... ...but that was when I was in that "bad" relationship.
Films	What?! You mean willingly?
Albums	This Is Ridiculous! 2006

Darlene's Interests

General	Drinkin' Smokin' Takin' my medication... Calling up radio shows and puttin' my 2 cents worth in. Someone's gotta set the record straight. Problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BK9tQkqiA Yeah, this is me talkin' about problems. visit Darlene at: http://www.myspace.com/thisisdarlene or http://www.myspace.com/darlenesworld
Music	What?! O.k. maybe I like what my daughter listens to... I'll never tell her that. She likes that Doll group, what are they? The German duo, with the make up and the fast drummin' and the bangin' piano girl... What's their name? The Cabaret Kids... I can't remembah... The Bergen-Belsen Twins?
Movies	These movies remind me of my life: 1. Female Trouble 2. Sordid Lives 3. Showgirls 4. Desperate Living
Television	Court TV (I like to see my friends on the T.V.)
Books	The Enquirer Star
Heroes	Brendan Behan, Irish poet John Barrymore, American actor Bix Beiderbecke, American musician John Bonham, British musician (Led Zeppelin) Sir Richard Burton, British actor Truman Capote, American writer Graham Chapman, British comedian Steve Clark, British musician (Def Leppard) Alice Cooper, American singer Mel Gibson, Australian actor Bill Haley, American musician Lorenz Hart, American songwriter David Hasselhoff, American actor, singer ("Baywatch") Ernest Hemingway, American writer William Holden, American actor Billie Holiday, American singer Jack Kerouac, American writer Veronica Lake, American actress Eino Leino, Finnish poet Kevin Lloyd, American actor Grace Metalious, American writer ("Peyton Place") Jim Morrison, American singer (The Doors) Eugene O'Neill, American playwright Modest Mussorgsky, Russian composer Pentti Saarikoski, Finnish writer Bon Scott, Australian singer (AC/DC) Grace Slick, American singer (Jefferson Airplane) Jean Stafford, American writer Dame Elizabeth Taylor, British actress Dylan Thomas, Welsh poet Keith Whitley, American singer Tennessee Williams, American playwright Lester Young, American jazz musician Can anyone guess why? If you do, I'll send you a free CD. Seriously. ;-P

Darlene's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Everett, MA
Body type:	5' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	High school
Occupation:	Welfare Recipient

Darlene's Clips

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Total Plays: 261

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Darlene - Smokin'

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Plays: 261
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Darlene's Blurbs

About me:

Now you too can enjoy me, Darlene, on your own, wether in you car or where eva... Only $0.99 per rant!!!

Click HERE to Visit My other MySpace Page Honey!

I'm a woman who is in the prime of her life.

I drink,

I smoke.

I have a lot to say about this wurld we live in...

Who I'd like to meet:
Nobody, I just want to tell it like it is.
Well, maybe I'd like to meet somebody.
like a liquor store owner...
or a pharmacist who likes to drink.

Darlene's Friend Space (Top 34)

Darlene has 77 friends.

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preston	Oct 26 2007 4:18 PM heres to halloween parties everywhere
JIMMBAY1	Mar 31 2007 8:22 PM
Chutzpah: Worlds 1st Ever Jewish HipHop Supergroup	Mar 11 2007 3:24 PM Thanks for the ADD...We love you!!!
carl	May 23 2006 2:57 AM
VOS	May 6 2006 2:30 PM

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