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DARREN LEE NORTON
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DARREN LEE NORTON Male
101 years old
Chico, California
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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Websitedarrennorton.com
TV ShowsI once stood behind the channel 8 reporter whoopin and hollaring
FilmsMy acting debut. DUDE!!! Wheres My Zombie? Destined to be the Horror Comedy Hit of 2008 Behind The Scenes : Week 7

   


   


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MySpace Comments - NFL Football
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MySpace Comments - NFL Football
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MusicI listen to any and all music. But when I really wanna get down. I'll throw in a nice Polka.
MoviesGod Father Parts 1 and 2. I dont acknowledge part 3 as even being part of the God Father movies. Good Fellas, Casino, Raging Bull, Dog Day Afternoon (even if Pacino played a homo), Scarface, Full Metal Jacket. See a pattern here?
TelevisionTheres so much crap on TV these days I try not to watch it. The good shows are taken off the air too soon by all the assface do gooders that dont know how to change a F'n channel when theres somethin on they dont like.
HeroesAfter attending my brother Jerry's 40th Birthday and seeing the love and amount of good friends he has aquired through out his life. He has become my Hero and made me realize what kind of person I want to be. I love you bro.
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceNE Comedy ConnectionStand-Up ComicsNew England ComicsComics Open MicVegas Comedy

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     DARREN LEE NORTON's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dallas, TX
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$45,000 to $60,000


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May 2 2009 9:00P
Comedy Club Central San Luis Obispo CA

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Darren Lee Norton, has been labeled by his Peers and Fans alike as "America's Funniest Trucker". A Truck Driver by trade. Darren Lee Norton, started his Comedy career in Dallas, TX. He spent countless nights hitting every mic he could. His home stage of Johnny B’s in Arlington, TX opened doors for him. Landing him spots at Hyena’s Comedy clubs in Arlington, Dallas, and Ft Worth. The summer of 2006, Darren decided to make his comedic move to the wonderful, nutmeg state known as Connecticut. Where he was welcomed immediatly into the North East Comedy World. Working Venues all over New York and New England. Now, in the spring of 2009. Darren has ventured off, yet again, to face the challenges of the California Comedy Scene. Making base in the Santa Barbara area. " Watching Darren Lee Norton perform is kind of like Masturbating" says friend and fellow Comic Pat Oates. "We all feel a little dirty and creepy while its happening. But, in the end, we're all satisfied and may need a tissue" RC Comedy Productions says about Darren.. "Darren Lee Norton is a solid performer who will keep the audience on its toes with his twisted view on life. Darren leaves no subject untouched and will talk about anything. “People seem to really like my southern style of comedy. Its something out of the norm for northerners to hear twisted and dirty jokes attached to my accent”. Darren Lee Norton has performed in venues all over New England and NY. Including, NYC's Broadway Comedy Club, NY Stand Up, Comic Strip Live, and Gothem Comedy Club. His off color, unapologetic, sometimes down right dirty, Southern sense of humor always leaves the crowd wanting more.

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DARREN LEE NORTON has 1287 friends.
 Jerry 


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 jennylynn 


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Oct 9 2009 7:24 AM

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Sep 16 2009 11:16 PM

yes we mmiss you! i told marie you werent coming back and shes like what the fuck! it was funny, i'll tell her you said hello. hows life did you quit?
Wendy

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Sep 6 2009 5:08 AM

Hey you....Are you doing ok? Miss you silly!
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Jul 5 2009 6:58 AM

I know it's a few days early but happy birthday wishes to you! Glad to hear u r enjoying ur new home.Best of luck~Jas
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Jul 1 2009 5:13 PM

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Jun 28 2009 10:30 AM

When the hell are you coming back to Connecticut, bitch?
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Angel

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Jun 21 2009 5:22 PM

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Happy Fathers Day!!!
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Jun 8 2009 6:11 PM

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May 13 2009 12:18 PM

Sit your ass still Darren!
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May 12 2009 8:37 PM

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Mar 27 2009 2:43 PM

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