First Things First -- If you’re looking for my genteel, nice-guy stuff, you’re looking in
THE WRONG PLACE -- go
HERE instead.
Everything on this Myspace site is here for
educational and informational purposes only. Don’t try this at home, kids!
The difference between the two sides of me is that the nice-guy side will kill you quick and mercifully -- with a knife across the throat, or a head-shot -- while my dark side will use a baseball bat, shotgun blast to the gut, that sort of thing.
That is, of course, in the
rhetorical sense -- I’d
NEVER do that sort of thing physically. [wink][wink]
This is my place on the net to post my really offensive stuff -- stuff that’s too wild even for my
political stuff. Here I don’t have to hold much of anything back. Heh heh heh.
The reason that I signed up here as a comedian is that I’ve always been a sort of smart-ass (better than a dumb-ass, right?), and who knows? Maybe someone will be willing to pay me to be my natural, smart-ass self? Maybe not, but I can still hope . . . ?
For those who don’t like what I post here, guess what -- there’s no right to be unoffended by what other people say, and (last time I checked), no one’s forcing you to read this.
Where it says "Occupation" on the left, I listed "Various" because I’ve had a few -- rabble-rouser, scofflaw, cable-access TV guru.
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