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Darwinz Monkey

		"Put on your "big girl" panties, and deal with it! Female 36 years old MARION, INDIANA United States Last Login: 6/20/2009

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Darwinz Monkey's Interests

General	...Visit My WebsiteI'm currently tryin' to hustle some T-shirts at another site, but in my spare time I sometimes play online POGO games, Scrabble, Gardening, Camping, Fishing, Dancing, People Watchin', Word Games, The Sims2, and watchin' my nightly movie with the lil fellas. ..
Music	Prince, Beastie Boys, JaRule, Mariah, Marvin Gaye, Kanye West, Ludacris, Madonna, AC/DC, Eagles, Duran Duran, Snoop, Eminem, Rick James, George Clinton, The Carpenters, Green Day, Usher, the Sex Pistols, Tupac, Jay-Z, Black Eyed Peas, Steve Miller, Guy, Ready for The World, Marilyn Manson, 50 cent, Nelly, Cypress Hill, Violent Femmes, almost anything...sometimes I accidentally find a country song I like...EW.
Movies	True Romance, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Clerk's, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, Pretty in Pink, Charlie's Angel's 1 and 2, Halloween(mostly the first two), Psycho Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dusk til Dawn(all), Interview With a Vampire, a River Runs Through It, Jaws, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Switchblade Sisters, Not Another Teen Movie, Four Rooms, Snatch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Friday(all 3), American Pimp, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Party Monster, Earth Girls are Easy, Original Sin, Queen of The Damned, Chocolate', The Basketball Diaries, Sid and Nancy, Purple Rain, The Princess Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Stealing Harvard, Escape From Witch Mountain, Jawbreaker, Mean Girls, Player's Club, The Inkwell, Roll Bounce, The Exorcist, The Craft, Get on the Bus, An Evening with Kevin Smith, and all of those fabulous Rankin Bass Christmas specials, with stop/go animation!
Television	Girlfriends, Charmed, America's Next Top Model, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trading Spaces, What Not To Wear, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dawson's Creek, South Park, 60 Minutes, Hard Copy, Blind Date, and all the stuff that's cheesy or informative.
Books	Don't read much anymore, but, I like; Poe, Stephen King, Anne Rice, and Science books, Cosmo, and doing logic problems. Usually too busy to read as much...Here's why...Visit My Website
Heroes	Charles Darwin,Kanye West, Madonna, Prince, Lucifer, Mother Theresa, Jesus?, Judas, Rosa Parks, Rick James, The Dixie Chicks, Vanessa Williams, Malcom X,James Cameron, corporate whistle blowers, Angelina Jolie, Johhny Depp, and anyone with a pair of 'nads, willing to stick their neck out and look like an ass for what they believe in. And if there are any politicians with a conscience and some moral fiber, they can be my heroes, too.The woman holding this sign... Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Darwinz Monkey's Details

Status:	Divorced
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:	Native American
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Mgmt.
Income:	Less than $30,000

Darwinz Monkey's Schools

Marion High School Marion,Indiana Graduated: 1991 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Clubs: National Art Honor Society	1987 to 1991
Cowan High School Muncie,Indiana Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1980 to 1985

Darwinz Monkey's Networking

Marketing - Sales - Business Development
I just started a web site with some T-shirts and am looking to upgrade the site and promote the merchandise. Currently, am beginning to affiliate with other companies for links, promo's and commissions. MonkeyzUnclez.com

Marketing - Sales - Other
Other affiliations include; SubmitPlus, Spreadshirt, and CafePress. If anyone is having success with affiliation, contact me...I'm always in the market for a profitable hustle on the side.

Modeling - Support - Other
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Darwinz Monkey's Companies

Chess King Marion, IN US Mgr.	1995-1997
Affiliations various, worldwide US networker Submit plus, spreadshirt, cafepress, suicide girls	ongoing
MonkeyzUnclez.com Marion, IN US Owner/Distribution/Advertising Sales	Presently

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Darwinz Monkey's Blurbs

About me:
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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Kristina
Birthday:	5/7/73
Birthplace:	Muncie
Current Location:	Marion
Eye Color:	Brown, usually
Hair Color:	Blood Red, auburn, black, black n' red, ? Varies. ;)
Height:	5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed:	mostly right
Your Heritage:	American Indian and white trash
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Black Airwalks
Your Weakness:	Tall men, chocolate, and tall, chocolate men. ;)
Your Fears:	Flying, enclosed places, and Jesus smiting me.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Black olives, mushrooms, and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get a day job, balance my checkbook, read a whole book.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late, again!"
Your Best Physical Feature:	depends who's judgin' I guess
Your Bedtime:	1 or 2
Your Most Missed Memory:	How can you miss a memory, I don't remember, duh.
Pepsi or Coke:	PEPSI!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King, except the fries.
Single or Group Dates:	What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	No tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	No coffee!
Do you Smoke:	yep, like a freight train
Do you Swear:	better than a sailor (or worse, depending on your opinion)
Do you Sing:	Yes!
Do you Shower Daily:	No! I take baths.
Have you Been in Love:	I'm always in love, sometimes they love me back. ;)
Do you want to go to College:	did, ran out of $. Would go again if it was free.
Do you want to get Married:	Did that, too. Would again if it was free. Ha!
Do you belive in yourself:	I believe I can spell better than the fucktard that made this survey! So, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Only if I read in the car.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Ummm, some people think I'm hawt, but, the rest know I'm a dork.
Are you a Health Freak:	Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes....Hi, Mom! ;)
Do you like Thunderstorms:	My favorite weather, EVER.
Do you play an Instrument:	Skin flute? Couldn't resist, sorry. NO!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
*In the past month have you Smoked:*
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes, one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	never in my life.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	also, never.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Never done that either, told ya, I'm a dork!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yeah
Ever been called a Tease:	No, I put out. Jokin', is there a right way to answer this?
Ever been Beaten up:	nope
Ever Shoplifted:	yep, only once, felt real guilty
How do you want to Die:	I don't think I have a preference, do other people?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A grown up, and NOT poor.
What country would you most like to Visit:	I'm cool here.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Dark
Favourite Hair Color:	Dark
Short or Long Hair:	bald, but like some of the others, too
Height:	"must be at least 5'10 to ride this ride!" Prefer 6' and up, though.
Weight:	not fat
Best Clothing Style:	eclectic, but, classic, varies
Number of Drugs I have taken:	more than 2, less than 10.?
Number of CDs I own:	over 50. don't have time to count them.
Number of Piercings:	5
Number of Tattoos:	1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	See above. Joking, no regrets that I care to "share".
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Who I'd like to meet:

Jeff Goldblum, Marilyn Manson, Prince, Johnny Depp, Dennis Rodman, David Blane, and Brad Pitt; because they don't know it yet, but, they want me...LOL! But, also would like to meet Michael Jackson, so I could kick him right in the JUNK. Duh, people! Yes, people sometimes make false claims against celebrities, but, innocent celebrities don't settle out of court for millions of dollars, and shame on those kids' parents, putting a price tag on their childrens' innocence. They are pimping their children out to a pedophile! I wanna kick them in the junk, too. SuicideGirls.com - Pin-Up Punk Rock and Goth Girls

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POWERHOUSE	Jun 13 2009 12:37 AM hey u! how ya been? hope things are going good. I havent been able to make it over to the hotel to stop in for a minute... clints been working in town again so im back on dinner duty. lol we are trying to get a mailing list made for my mom to send the invitations out so that's yay. its going to be june 6th at 11a we're going to have some food a bit before. kind of a celebration thang, ya know? quitting mah job with that lameass of a boss jaime. gah, i aint gonna miss her at all! i still cant believe that that survey thing that britt showed me is actually working - n dat we're gettin paid; im so luvin it too. givin mah opinion on stuff i do - pshhh ... so easy. i wonder if we'll ever hit da cash that that website said we would. i dunno, but with my last check being $126, i dont even care. i only pulled in like 200 a week and my crapass job anyway, so this is perfect. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www.< b>..workforblingsurveys.com get back to me!!
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SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM (ϟ) now on iTunes	May 8 2009 3:32 AM I saw it's your birthday coming up so wanted to stop on by and leave you all my music as a gift! FREE! Check out "Into Nothing" and "Deus Ex Machina" or"I would destroy" and "Entwined" which were mixed by Chris Vrenna (Co-founder of NIN and now part of Marilyn Manson) In the next couple of weeks I will be uploading more music so be sure to keep an eye on this player (you can grab the code by clicking the "share button" and paste it in your page so it doesn't get lost in the comments) 1. Click the album cover in the center of the screen, to see the album listing.... 2. Click the "Add to cart" button far right of each video you want to download to add all the songs you want to your cart 3. Click "CART" 4. Click "CHECKOUT" 5. Make a quick account! Just your name, email, any password and zip code...if you live outside the United States just key in 00000 6. Click "DOWNLOAD MP3" on all the MP3's you chose! and it's yours FREE!!!! (If you don't see the player below just visit my page!)
kuxaan-sum	May 7 2009 11:59 AM Birthday Cheers!!!
The God Who Wasn't There	May 6 2009 11:56 PM Happy Birthday from The God Who Wasn't There!
jenn	Mar 19 2009 12:55 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke Pets app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hi Darwinz Monkey, I am jenn's SuperPoke! Pet! Please play with me so we'll be happy and earn coins. It will mean so much to me and jenn!
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Muskrat Sam	Nov 4 2008 5:38 PM
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10K Poets	Jun 6 2008 10:25 PM Hey thanx for being a freind. Hope you will stop by & see whats going on at 10K Poets. Listen to the Spoken Word Mixes .... (Always Something Different! - Always Doing Something NEW!) Also FEATURED Poetry by Poets! NEW SPOKEN WORD MIX by 10K Poets & Tone Def Jams: "Black Key" Hear it on 10K Poets
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heiddii	May 8 2008 4:25 PM Happy-day-late- Birthday! I haven't been paying attention to b-day announcements/notices on here and then i seen i missed yours. sorry- i suck. anyway i hope it was a goodin'and that you don't have a hangover. i 'm guessing actually that celebrations may have been post-poned now that i think about it. i very briefly talked to Mario the other day and he said nigel was getting a procedure and that ziah was showing signs of the same issue-- i hope they are both all right i've been thinking of them. give me a call sometime pretty lady. i miss ya and i hope all is well and that you had a decent birthday!
Somobe - The Great Communication	May 7 2008 2:07 PM Happy Birthday!
Somobe - The Great Communication	May 7 2008 2:07 PM Happy Birthday!

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