About me: OnCar™ is a sophisticated state-of-the-art vehicle tracking system, able to perform numerous functions related to your driving comfort. OnCar™ can unlock your car door remotely, adjust your cabin temperature, load your seat pre-sets, summon police or medical services, change a flat tire, activate cruise control, offer nutritional advice and even deliver weather information, stock quotes (including the yield on the ten-year note) and sport scores in real-time. OnCar™ is available free for life on all new Domestic Motors™ vehicles.
When Ted locked his keys in the car, he thought he was screwed. Fortunately, his brand-new fully-loaded 2007 ½ Domestic Minivan came equipped with OnCar™ – the state-of-the-art on-board navigation/ concierge/emergency help system with built-in hands-free wireless social networking and analog curb-feelers. Within moments, Daryl, Ted’s customer service ambassador, had unlocked the car remotely and saved the day.
Ted soon discovered that OnCar™ could do far more than advertised. One touch of the user-friendly red button and Daryl could get Ted virtually anything he wanted. It was like Knight Rider for the mid-life-crisis crowd. Ted considered Daryl one of the family, until Daryl became psycho-obsessive and meddlesome – like one of the family. And when Ted tried to get Daryl to back off, he discovered that you don’t mess with the man from OnCar™...
Daryl from OnCar™: a story of customer service gone horribly right.
